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This is the second part of the shoot interview Mean Gene conducted with Teddy Hart. Both men give frank accounts of what they feel a wrestling promotion should be portrayed as. Ok I lied, it's here somewhere, find it you morons.
Mean Gene (13:22:40): have a good day
Teddy Hart (13:22:48): Did you post our fantastic ideas for re-shaping the face of the wrestling industry?
Mean Gene (13:22:53): yes
Teddy Hart (13:22:59): Excellent.
Mean Gene (13:23:15): pimp the blog playa
Teddy Hart (13:23:31): I WILL PIMP IT LIKE THE GODFATHER PIMPED HOES
Mean Gene (13:23:34): I got to go to work
Teddy Hart (13:23:43): Molesting children?
Mean Gene (13:23:51): yes, hahaha
Mean Gene (00:33:16): It appears that WWE has cut two more names this week that have yet to be officially announced, making the total number of releases this week 12. 10 names have already been announced by WWE.com. The other two names should be known within the next few days.
Teddy Hart (00:33:42): Do the people that have been cut know? Are they just putting names in a hat and releasing the ones they take out?
Mean Gene (00:33:51): Rico is the latest to get released by WWE this week.
Mean Gene (00:34:02): He is the 10th wrestler released this week, joining: Billy Gunn, A-Train, Gail Kim, Nidia, Chuck Palumbo, Test, Rodney Mack, Jazz and Johnny Stamboli.
Mean Gene (00:34:29): from what I've read it's cost cutting
Teddy Hart (00:35:12): I'm glad some of them got cut, actually almost all of them. I liked Nidia and Gail Kim but I don't like them as wrestlers, I like them as carriers of boobs that bounce around.
Mean Gene (00:35:26): Gail Kim in a skirt
Mean Gene (00:35:30): John Laurinaitis apparently told talent this week that if they are badly in need of money
Mean Gene (00:35:42): WWE can give them a "cash advance" on their future earnings. Most found this as a way for WWE to keep people from complaining rather than an actual attempt to help.
Teddy Hart (00:36:04): How can they earn any more if they've been fired?
Mean Gene (00:36:21): idk
Mean Gene (00:36:39): The DreW Yo (00:36:00): yup
The DreW Yo (00:36:10): maybe the split is done
The DreW Yo (00:36:15): they might combine shows
Mean Gene (00:36:52): my friend andrew thinks they are combing the shows
Teddy Hart (00:36:55): They can make money by getting jobs at Wal Mart like Billy Gunn did.
Teddy Hart (00:37:12): Or they can mop floors and clean dressing rooms at WWE shows to pay off the loans.
Mean Gene (00:37:27): be serious
Teddy Hart (00:38:12): I am being serious, that's the only way I can see them paying off these advances.
Mean Gene (00:40:04): I'm glad they sacked Gunn and Holly, Palembo, Test and few others weren't really doing much. Hopefully lower card guys like Hurricane and Nunzino will be on more
Teddy Hart (00:40:34): Word. Hopefully they improve the weekend shows and don't play as many recaps so they can get newer people over and get better ratings.
Mean Gene (00:41:01): I agree, even Maven has been good. Which suprised me
Teddy Hart (00:41:20): Yeah, Maven improved. But he'll probably just get injured again.
Mean Gene (00:42:41): I hope not, so long as Hurricane gets pushed to the moon I'll be happy
Mean Gene (01:00:12): HHH is averaging one wrestling move every two minutes in his matches
Teddy Hart (01:14:59): Hahahahaha are you serious
Mean Gene (01:15:07): yes
Teddy Hart (01:15:16): The rest are rest holds?
Mean Gene (01:15:43): or just a punch, chop or kick
Mean Gene (01:15:49): which don't really count as amove
Teddy Hart (01:15:49): hahahaha what a lazy ass
Mean Gene (01:15:59): he yells douche too
Mean Gene (01:16:03): haven't you noticed?
Teddy Hart (01:16:15): He yelled fuck sometimes at PPVs but I never noticed him yelling the word douche
Teddy Hart (01:16:21): Does he do it when he attacks people?
Mean Gene (01:16:55): I'm not sure
Teddy Hart (12:07:13): I just had an idea
Mean Gene (12:07:26): don't tell me about it
Teddy Hart (12:07:32): WHAT
Teddy Hart (12:07:35): YOU LITTLE CHINK
Teddy Hart (12:07:41): I OUGHTTA SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Mean Gene (12:07:41): I'm not a chink
Teddy Hart (12:08:04): WIPE THAT SHIT EATING RIC FLAIR GRIN OFF YOUR FACE, BUDDY
Mean Gene (12:08:20): I KNOW WHAT YOUR IDEA IS ASSHOLE
Teddy Hart (12:08:30): THEN WHAT IS IT BUTTFACE
Mean Gene (12:08:31): IT'S TO OVERTHROW VINCE FROM THE WWE
Teddy Hart (12:08:31): HUH
Teddy Hart (12:08:50): THAT IS ALREADY OUR PLAN, I'M TALKING ABOUT A DIFFERENT IDEA
Mean Gene (12:09:17): WHAT IDEA ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT NOW IN YOUR JAP MADNESS
Teddy Hart (12:10:40): If Bischoff can bring back the WCW title for Raw and Smackdown can bring back the old US title, so why couldn't they bring back old ECW titles? I say get rid of the Raw tag belts and bring back the ECW heavyweight or TV title and defend it on Heat and openers on Raw.
Teddy Hart (12:10:59): Raw only has two teams anyway, La Resistance could get traded to Smackdown and they could re-unite with Renee
Mean Gene (12:11:20): to form a stable with Kenzo
Teddy Hart (12:11:29): That jap bastard.
Mean Gene (12:11:38): your father
Teddy Hart (12:11:48): No, my father is Ricky Steamboat.
Mean Gene (12:11:57): ECW has a DVD out, it could be a tie in to it's release
Mean Gene (12:12:13): first champion could be crowned after SS
Teddy Hart (12:12:14): Exactly! To promote the DVD and to give the undercard ECW guys something to fight over.
Teddy Hart (12:12:18): It would improve Heat if nothing else.
Mean Gene (12:12:29): I don't watch Heat
Teddy Hart (12:12:38): Me neither, but if this title was reinstated I might.
Teddy Hart (12:12:44): Heat is half recap anyway
Mean Gene (12:13:38): bringing back ECW titles could be a good thing
Teddy Hart (12:14:02): And if Smackdown was the only brand with tag teams, that's something else exclusive to them, along with the cruiserweights.
Mean Gene (12:15:05): well aren't you Mr Creative
Teddy Hart (12:15:16): I got an imagination
Mean Gene (12:15:34): you've got Jap blood
Teddy Hart (12:15:34): If they brought back the ECW TV title, RVD would have a reason to trade back to Raw since he isn't doing shit on Smackdown anyway
Mean Gene (12:15:50): he's getting gihg
Mean Gene (12:15:52): high
Teddy Hart (12:16:04): Ricky Steamboat humped Antonio Inoki's butt in an untelevised shootfight and I fell out six months alter.
Teddy Hart (12:16:07): later too.
Teddy Hart (12:16:09): I'm getting high too.
Teddy Hart (12:16:13): Me and RVD should get high together.
Mean Gene (12:16:35): but the fans dig Rey and RVD
Teddy Hart (12:16:55): Rey could come to Raw too, why the fuck not.
Teddy Hart (12:17:08): Let's just have a big party over on Raw and let Smackdown have the leftovers, that's what they're doing anyway.
Mean Gene (12:17:09): because it'll be one less cruiser on Raw
Mean Gene (12:17:22): Chavo has only come back
Teddy Hart (12:17:22): Rey's held the cruiser belt too many times. He needs to move up.
Teddy Hart (12:17:31): I say Rey should get a shot at the IC title.
Mean Gene (12:17:40): I say you're mad
Teddy Hart (12:17:46): I say I might be.
Teddy Hart (12:17:49): BUT IT WOULD WORK
Teddy Hart (12:17:51): TAJIRI VS REY
Mean Gene (12:18:00): would fans but it?
Mean Gene (12:18:14): Rey goes from crusier to IC contender
Mean Gene (12:18:17): buy
Teddy Hart (12:19:00): If it's built up properly they might. Paul London was hinting at getting a US title shot when he got that non-title match against Booker. If Rey was traded to Raw, there would be no Cruiserweight belt, so he'd have to shoot for the next one up.
Mean Gene (12:19:30): true, Rey is above midcard level
Teddy Hart (12:19:50): The people like him.
Mean Gene (12:20:04): they do indeed
Teddy Hart (12:20:07): And more minorities having face time on WWE television gets the NAACP off their back.
Teddy Hart (12:20:21): Haha it's funny, I said face time and you don't even see Rey's face
Teddy Hart (12:20:25): HOHOHO THE IRONY
Mean Gene (12:20:31): GOOD GOLLY
Teddy Hart (12:20:37): GEE WIZ
Mean Gene (12:20:54): are you going to pitch this to Vince?
Teddy Hart (12:21:25): Hell no, this is an idea we must use when we buy WWE with the funding money that we might miraculously find some way. Vince would steal the idea and not give us any credit for it.
Mean Gene (12:21:54): we'll find the money from bootlegging WWE merchandise
Teddy Hart (12:21:57): COMMISSIONER BILL DEMOTT
Teddy Hart (12:22:03): IF YOU GET OUTTA LINE HELL GIVE YOU A NO LAUGHING MATTER
Mean Gene (12:22:17): I will?
Teddy Hart (12:22:29): Precious Paul Ellering might.
Teddy Hart (12:22:32): We gotta give that guy a chance.
Teddy Hart (12:22:35): He can really work.
Mean Gene (12:22:35): fuck no
Mean Gene (12:22:39): no
Teddy Hart (12:22:41): Okay.
Teddy Hart (12:22:45): Okeedoke.
Mean Gene (12:22:52): he isn't over
Teddy Hart (12:23:00): Forget I ever said anything. But I tell you he'll be main eventing TNA next week.
Teddy Hart (12:23:29): He has the boyish charm and hunky good looks that sell tickets and put asses in seats, and it will give the young promotion the spark they need to continue to falter.
Mean Gene (12:24:06): he'll piss in the ring
Mean Gene (12:24:12): Piper will too
Teddy Hart (12:24:20): He'll shit on himself and tear Nash's hamstring.
Mean Gene (12:24:27): can we allow old timers like that to carry out such acts?
Teddy Hart (12:24:27): He's a chronic bed shitter.
Mean Gene (12:24:44): I'll tear Nash a knew asshole
Teddy Hart (12:24:48): No, I'm afraid we'll have to take him out back behind the barn and shoot him in the head.
Teddy Hart (12:24:55): Put him out of his misery.
Mean Gene (12:25:27): good
Mean Gene (12:25:37): he deserves it and will thank us
Teddy Hart (12:26:17): Not if I tell him his shoe's untied and blow his brains out while he's not looking. He won't have the chance,.
Mean Gene (12:26:35): you cold hearted bitch
Mean Gene (12:27:03): I must depart, we'll continue this at a later date
Teddy Hart (12:27:15): Fair enough young Ukiranian comrade.
Mean Gene (15:16:07): Hulk Hogan Vodoo Child Theme
Teddy Hart (15:16:39): I have a clip of my friend playing Voodoo Child on his guitar, and it sounds like aliens are tuning in to the transmission and kicking some sweet alien ass in the process
Teddy Hart (15:16:43): Or maybe my weed is just too good
Mean Gene (15:17:25): chink weed?
Teddy Hart (15:17:36): Even better.
Mean Gene (15:17:55): how
Teddy Hart (15:18:20): Chinks don't make the greatest greens, toots. California, Oregon and Amsterdam do.
Mean Gene (15:19:06): guess what I watched
Teddy Hart (15:19:12): Midget porn?
Mean Gene (15:19:21): nope
Teddy Hart (15:19:30): I'm all outta guesses.
Mean Gene (15:19:44): Vince Russo shoot interview
Teddy Hart (15:19:51): Is it recent?
Mean Gene (15:20:03): idk
Mean Gene (15:20:10): he has long hair and a beard
Teddy Hart (15:20:18): He always does
Mean Gene (15:20:46): he should be writing either Raw or Smackdown
Teddy Hart (15:21:03): DAVID ARQUETTE NEW SMACKDOWN CHAMP!
Mean Gene (15:21:28): no
Mean Gene (15:21:47): he talked about that and said he never beat a wrestler to win the title, he pinned Eric
Teddy Hart (15:21:51): He would continuously give the world title to the main character of whatever movie they were promoting at the time. Like Jigsaw from Saw.
Mean Gene (15:21:53): which is something I forgot
Teddy Hart (15:22:13): Bradshaw isn't a wrestler either, he's a butthole.
Teddy Hart (15:22:22): I put Bradshaw and Bischoff on around the same level.
Teddy Hart (15:22:28): They even have similar names.
Mean Gene (15:22:53): Eric is awesome, he should write a book
Mean Gene (15:23:03): but anyway Vince Russo is a cool guy
Mean Gene (15:23:11): his interview was one of the best
Teddy Hart (15:23:12): Do you have a link to this interview or something?
Mean Gene (15:23:23): I watched it on my wrestling channel
Mean Gene (15:23:25): NIGGA
Teddy Hart (15:23:50): You bastard. You lucky limeys and your wrestling channel. Why do you guys get one, and there are talks of Vince making one but on PPV so you'd have to pay for it?
Mean Gene (15:24:04): haha
Teddy Hart (15:26:20): They even have ROH on your wrestling channel, and all kinds of other great wrestling, while we're stuck with nothing but possible hopes of being able to pay for individual matches in the future. But then again, you guys pay like $70 American for your live event tickets, so that evens it out a little.
Teddy Hart (15:26:34): But then again, your guys' economy is a lot better than ours so you are more free to spend money.
Mean Gene (15:27:50): SS is PPV. You guys have to pay for all of them. We pay for few
Mean Gene (15:28:21): Kane 2000-2003 Theme
Teddy Hart (15:29:16): No, I mean, for the live events like the European and Japanese tours, Vince charges a lot more for tickets overseas
Mean Gene (15:29:43): idk
Mean Gene (15:29:47): we don't see that
Mean Gene (15:31:21): [link]
Teddy Hart (15:34:17): Is there a list somewhere of all the legends you can play as?
Mean Gene (15:34:26): look on the site
Teddy Hart (15:34:35): I'm looking on it right now
Teddy Hart (15:34:40): But I only barely skimmed it because this weed is really good
Mean Gene (15:34:50): homo
Teddy Hart (15:34:53): NIGGER
Teddy Hart (15:34:55): DONT YOU CALL ME SHIT
Teddy Hart (15:35:00): I WILL MURDERIZE YOU
Mean Gene (15:35:07): DONT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME
Mean Gene (15:35:13): GIRLY MAN
Teddy Hart (15:35:21): I WANNA RUB RIC FLAIRS SAGGY BOOBS
Mean Gene (15:35:51): bitch
Teddy Hart (15:35:59): Cunt.
Teddy Hart (15:36:09): You wanna slap each other around?
Mean Gene (15:36:17): take that back
Mean Gene (15:36:21): I hate that word
Teddy Hart (15:36:25): All women do.
Mean Gene (15:36:32): so
Teddy Hart (15:36:38): So you're a woman.
Mean Gene (15:36:52): fuck you chink
Teddy Hart (15:37:22): Sorry toots, if I'd known you were a woman sooner I would have laid down that funky game like Too Short and pleased that booty sooner so I wouldn't have had to insult you with my racial slurs.
Mean Gene (15:37:59): I'll kick you in the nuts
Teddy Hart (15:38:43): I'll only stop if you blow your rape whistle. And then I'll just call you Bill Alfonso.
Mean Gene (15:39:12): I'm reading this review and bumping Kane's theme
Mean Gene (15:40:04): Legends
Andre the Giant
Hawk Mankind
Animal Jimmy Snuka The Rock
Bret Hart Masked Kane Roddy Piper
Brutus Beefcake Legend Undertaker
Mean Gene (15:40:10): legend list you fag
Teddy Hart (15:40:31): Damn that's all? I was hoping to see Harley Race or maybe even the Funker in it
Teddy Hart (15:40:39): But they weren't in the WWE in their true prime
Mean Gene (15:40:59): Bret Hart and Rock
Teddy Hart (15:41:35): Hart and Piper and Animal and Hawk pleased me, as well as Andre, but I was hoping for more
Teddy Hart (15:41:44): And what the hell is Brutus Beefcake doing in there?
Mean Gene (15:42:37): To its credit, though, SmackDown! vs. RAW does a stellar job of recreating movesets for the superstars that it does have. Practically every single lock and hold that each wrestler has ever performed is available somewhere in their repertoire; while entrances and taunt animations are dead-on representations of 95% of the superstars. That's a pretty good success rate.
Mean Gene (15:42:51): I agree, why put Brutus and Snuka in
Mean Gene (15:44:01): why not put Owen in?
Teddy Hart (15:44:41): I would love to play as Owen. Hell, throw in Davey Boy Smith too.
Mean Gene (15:45:16): exactly, both missed greatly by WWE wrestlers and fans alike
Teddy Hart (15:46:01): And then I could play as most of the Hart Foundation.
Teddy Hart (15:46:55): And why have Rock in there without Stone Cold? I guess Vince is pissed at him or something, but if they had Austin and put in Pillman, you would have most of one of the incarnations of the Foundation and the Hollywood Blondes
Mean Gene (15:47:16): hold on this has me pissed
Mean Gene (15:47:21): Why I can't change the default lineups of both brands when it was available in previous versions, I have no idea.
Teddy Hart (15:47:37): !!!
Mean Gene (15:47:45): crock of shit
Teddy Hart (15:47:57): THOSE GAME DESIGNERS ARE GETTING A YAKUZA KICK
Teddy Hart (15:48:00): RIGHT TO THE SPINES
Mean Gene (15:48:15): I'd rather edit the rosters than have voiceovers
Teddy Hart (15:48:32): Me too, how extensive are the voice overs anyway?
Mean Gene (15:49:23): from ign.com review. Sadly, the wrestler voice-overs seemed rushed and limited and didn't add as much to the presentation as it should have.
Teddy Hart (15:49:55): That doesn't sound like a feature that should have been prominently displayed and advertised on the commercial
Mean Gene (15:50:24): again from ign.com review. Superstar voice-overs are just as remedial -- sounding as though they were recorded in a highly acoustic bathroom and not quite as convincing as they'd be if they had been legitimately recorded for an angle on television. But at least most of the superstars have all their authentic music and some licensed menu tracks to booth -- it helps fill the audio void left by the lackluster voiceovers.
Teddy Hart (16:01:34): What the fuck, there's no Kidman?
Mean Gene (16:03:35): idk
Teddy Hart (16:06:14): He seems like someone that should be in there, plus no Paul London
Mean Gene (16:06:32): how many in the roster?
Teddy Hart (16:07:00): 41
Mean Gene (16:07:48): maybe Paul London wasn't in WWE when the game was being made. I'm not sure about Kidman though, seems like he got forgotten about
Teddy Hart (16:09:34): Maybe you're right about London. But Kidman is a cornerstone of their cruiserweight division. He shoulda been in there.
Mean Gene (16:10:22): yes he is and I don't see why they'd leave him out
Mean Gene (18:09:27): hey
Teddy Hart (18:09:35): Hi there.
Mean Gene (18:09:46): you hear about Chino XL?
Teddy Hart (18:10:10): I know who he is and listen to his music, but if something newsworthy happened to him recently I haven't heard it
Teddy Hart (18:10:18): Besides the fact that he was on Reno 911
Mean Gene (18:10:32): he got shot
Mean Gene (18:10:42): Posted by Stephen on Thursday, November 4 2004
Breaking news reports are indicating that rapper Chino XL was shot in the chest 3 times in Pomona California by a young, 19 year old suspect from California, who reportedly screamed "thug life" as he opened fire. Police are looking at the possibility that the feud between Chino XL and the late Tupac Shakur lead to the shooting.
Chino XL ridiculed Tupac on an underground freestyle, stating the rapper must have been raped during his 1995 incarceration. Tupac responded with various verbal assaults, including a small mention on the outro of his infamous diss track, "Hit Em Up."
Teddy Hart (18:11:14): Is he dead?
Mean Gene (18:11:26): does it say he is?
Mean Gene (18:11:30): NO IT DOES NOT
Teddy Hart (18:11:43): No, but a lot of people die when they get shot in the chest three times
Teddy Hart (18:11:50): It also didn't say what condition he was in.
Mean Gene (18:11:51): not a real nigga
Teddy Hart (18:12:38): If a real nigga shot a real nigga it would only take three shots because a real nigga knows where to shoot, this dumb kid didn't know shit about shit.
Mean Gene (18:12:51): word
Mean Gene (18:12:59): THUG LIFE BITCH
Teddy Hart (18:13:09): BOOM BOOM BOOM
Teddy Hart (18:13:13): NOW IM GONNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Teddy Hart (18:13:44): The kid probably took the gun with him and robbed the lunchlady for an extra corn dog.
Mean Gene (18:14:37): haha
Mean Gene (18:14:58): damn J
Mean Gene (18:15:02): it's all over the net
Teddy Hart (18:15:32): THUG LIFE
Mean Gene (18:15:39): BITCH
Mean Gene (18:16:56): A Homewood man described as a mid-level dealer of counterfeit DVDs and CDs was hauled away by Pittsburgh police in a citywide crackdown on suppliers of pirated music and films.
Detectives on Tuesday arrested Norman Johnson, 37, inside his store The Zone, 622 Homewood Ave., on one count of counterfeit and trademark fraud.
Police said they seized $25,800 worth of pirated major motion picture discs including copies of "Shark Tale," "Ladder 49," and "Bourne Supremacy," films still showing in theaters and months away from being released by studios on DVD and videocasette.
They also seized hundreds of pirated CDs -- including a yet-to-be-released disc from the late rap pioneer Tupac Shakur.
If convicted, Johnson faces up to 10 years in prison and would have to reimburse the Motion Picture Association of America and the Recording Industry Association of America, two powerful Hollywood groups that have come down hard on counterfeiters, said police Detective Jimmy Conn.
Johnson, being led away from his shop in handcuffs for a trip to the Allegheny County Jail, yelled to a crowd of onlookers.
"It ain't like I killed four people or nothing," he said. "I'm only selling movies."
Johnson is accused of hawking pirated CDs for $1 and DVDs for $3, said police Detective Aaron Beatty. The quality of the merchandise ranged from poor to excellent, he said.
The sheer volume of bogus goods is overwhelming the ability of local authorities to eradicate the black market bazaar that Pittsburgh is becoming, said Dan Cuneen, a Pittsburgh-based representative for the Recording Industry Association of America.
"You can get the stuff anywhere, through street vendors Downtown, in stores in Penn Hills, the North Side or in Homewood," Cuneen said.
Most of the counterfeit luxury goods flooding Pittsburgh -- including bogus Louis Vuitton and Coach handbags and fake professional sports team paraphernalia -- is coming from New York City, officials said.
While the discs are produced with huge duplicating machines capable of churning out 500 copies a minute in New York warehouses, the Louis Vuittons and Coaches are being made by sweatshops in China and other third-world locales, they said.
"People need to think twice about buying this stuff," Conn said.
Teddy Hart (18:18:33): I wish that guy lived near me, he was giving good deals on those shits.
Teddy Hart (18:18:47): Bootleg CDs for a buck apiece, you can't beat that
Mean Gene (18:20:41): me too
Mean Gene (22:50:51): Kidman is under used and always has been
Teddy Hart (22:51:01): Agreed.
Teddy Hart (22:51:11): I always used him a lot on EWR and TEW
Mean Gene (22:51:31): he doesn't get taken seriously
Mean Gene (22:51:38): I used him too
Mean Gene (22:51:49): I always loved the shooting star, even when Mero done it
Teddy Hart (22:52:00): It's always been one of my favorites too
Mean Gene (22:52:11): that and the 450
Teddy Hart (22:53:22): You don't see enough 450s anymore, ever since Juvi got fired from WCW
Mean Gene (22:53:45): Juvi was one the greatest and his 450 was awesome
Teddy Hart (22:54:07): He also gave those Aussie bastards a piece of his mind.
Mean Gene (22:54:13): yeah
Teddy Hart (22:54:13): And took a piece of their extasy.
Teddy Hart (22:54:25): More like a chunk actually
Teddy Hart (22:54:30): A big chunk of their x.
Mean Gene (22:54:41): but when the nWo was all on Nitro, the likes of Juvi and Rey made for some dope matches
Teddy Hart (22:54:47): He probably ate all of it and yelled FINALLY THE JUICE HAS COME BACK TO AUSTRALIA
Teddy Hart (22:55:04): THE JUICE IS ON THE LOOSE
Mean Gene (22:55:23): I'm watching SS
Mean Gene (22:55:46): the hoss
Teddy Hart (22:55:46): Is it just coming on over there?
Mean Gene (22:56:00): no nigga
Mean Gene (22:56:03): it was PPV
Mean Gene (22:56:08): for £14.95
Teddy Hart (22:56:27): How much is that in our American dollars?
Mean Gene (22:56:53): idk
Teddy Hart (22:57:09): I think a pound is about two American dollars
Teddy Hart (22:57:11): roughly
Mean Gene (22:57:34): it was $30 there?
Teddy Hart (22:57:44): 35 actually
Teddy Hart (22:57:50): So damn, you guys get it cheaper.
Mean Gene (22:58:39): yes
Mean Gene (23:48:53): nobody can match wrestling skill with Angle
Mean Gene (23:49:03): Angel's still dope
Mean Gene (15:45:08): CHINK
Teddy Hart (15:45:12): THAT'S ME
Teddy Hart (15:45:17): What's up my Ukranian friend?
Mean Gene (15:45:28): I'm watching Victory road
Teddy Hart (15:45:39): Is it any good?
Mean Gene (15:46:10): first match was interesting, Chris Daniels and skipper vs AMW
Mean Gene (15:46:19): that funky ring is something odd
Mean Gene (15:46:31): holy crap
Mean Gene (15:46:37): IT'S MIKE TENAY
Teddy Hart (15:46:40): Yeah, I don't think they should use that ring all the time, just at Impact tapings
Mean Gene (15:46:47): RUSSO
Mean Gene (15:46:50): DUSTY
Teddy Hart (15:47:02): WHERE'S THE FUNKER
Mean Gene (15:47:10): idk
Mean Gene (15:47:24): download it
Mean Gene (15:47:41): want a link?
Teddy Hart (15:47:44): Sure
Mean Gene (15:47:51): [link]/
Teddy Hart (15:47:56): Thanks d00d
Mean Gene (15:48:10): Dusty is talking
Teddy Hart (15:48:29): MUTHASHIP
Teddy Hart (15:48:31): PAY WINDA
Mean Gene (15:48:48): are you on modem?
Mean Gene (15:48:51): 56k
Teddy Hart (15:48:58): Yes
Mean Gene (15:49:03): damn you
Mean Gene (15:49:07): get DSL
Teddy Hart (15:49:07): Your momma.
Mean Gene (15:49:11): yo daddy
Teddy Hart (15:49:14): I already have dick sucking lips.
Mean Gene (15:49:21): I'M NOT YO BABYS DADDY
Teddy Hart (15:49:27): WHITE MAMA
Mean Gene (15:49:36): OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Teddy Hart (15:49:51): FOOT UP YO ASS!
Mean Gene (15:50:01): YOU STRAIGHT GHETTO
Teddy Hart (15:50:09): STR8 HOOD
Mean Gene (15:50:09): ahem
Mean Gene (15:50:22): Orton busts the RKO like DDP did the Cutter
Mean Gene (15:50:25): it's dope
Mean Gene (15:50:45): TNA has hot chicks come to their shows
Mean Gene (15:50:57): holy crap
Mean Gene (15:51:06): HARDY FANS AND MARKS!
Teddy Hart (15:51:17): NOOOOOO
Teddy Hart (15:51:20): WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO
Mean Gene (15:51:22): BAH GAWD, KING
Mean Gene (15:53:53): you yella dog
Teddy Hart (15:54:01): YELLA BELLIED
Mean Gene (15:54:16): I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS
Teddy Hart (15:54:43): THEY DON'T STINK THAT BAD, IT'S MY SKIN YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT
Mean Gene (15:55:02): HALL AND NASH
Mean Gene (16:00:50): HEY
Teddy Hart (16:01:05): Yes?>
Mean Gene (16:01:28): Hogan said to Macho Man, me, Goldberg and Austin are going to rule TNA, brother
Teddy Hart (16:01:43): HOLY DAMN
Mean Gene (16:01:45): rumour
Mean Gene (16:01:54): whether it's true or not
Teddy Hart (16:02:18): Oh I thought he said it on Victory Road or something
Mean Gene (16:02:26): he was there
Mean Gene (16:02:43): he watched and had a run in with Savage
Teddy Hart (16:03:18): But I thought you saw him say it, is it just a rumor you read on Rajah or something?
Mean Gene (16:03:41): no on 411
Mean Gene (16:04:17): - Bryan Adams was with Randy Savage backstage at the taping tonight, just like at Victory Road. One of Savage's demands to return was that Jimmy Hart not be allowed anywhere near him or in the gorilla position when he is appearing. Obviously this has to do with Hart's friendship with Hulk Hogan.
Mean Gene (16:04:26): Savage fears Hulk
Mean Gene (16:05:04): Hogan wanted to make amends and Savage blew him off. Hulk wanted to take it outside but Randy pussied out
Teddy Hart (16:05:05): Savage not only fears Hulk, he fears everyone who's friends with him
Teddy Hart (16:05:10): Savage sounds like a pussy
Mean Gene (16:05:34): he's off the "supplements"
Teddy Hart (16:05:44): ROID RAGE
Mean Gene (16:05:57): exactly, so he's smaller
Teddy Hart (16:06:08): In the penis you mean?
Mean Gene (16:06:23): no
Mean Gene (16:06:29): in build
Teddy Hart (16:06:37): Roids have been known to shrink the dick.
Mean Gene (16:06:51): true
Mean Gene (16:06:58): LA PARKA
Teddy Hart (16:07:10): In American that means SMALL DICK
Mean Gene (16:07:11): THE CHAIRMAN OF WCW
Teddy Hart (16:07:22): THE CHAIRMAN
Teddy Hart (16:07:37): Somebody should bring that Chairman gimmick back
Mean Gene (16:07:45): what
Teddy Hart (16:08:10): LA PARKA SHOULD SIGN FOR WWE AND REVITALIZE THEIR CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION AND BRING BACK HIS CHAIRMAN GIMMICK
Teddy Hart (16:08:12): THAT'S WHATY
Mean Gene (16:08:19): no
Teddy Hart (16:08:31): YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE
Mean Gene (16:08:32): Kidman should have that gimmick
Mean Gene (16:08:51): YOU WANNA TAKE THIS TO THE PARKING LOT
Teddy Hart (16:08:55): I'm gonna make the Chairman gimmick on TEW
Teddy Hart (16:09:01): YES, LET'S
Mean Gene (16:09:06): you don't play TEW
Teddy Hart (16:09:13): Yes I do
Teddy Hart (16:09:16): you little chink you
Mean Gene (16:09:24): you hairy chink you
Teddy Hart (16:09:32): Hairy and furious.
Mean Gene (16:09:42): THAT'S YOU PAL
Teddy Hart (16:09:58): MY ASS IS SO HAIRY IT MAKES GRIZZLY ADAMS JEALOUS
Mean Gene (16:10:22): MICHAEL SHANE
Mean Gene (16:10:42): [link]
Mean Gene (16:10:55): Competition is great and makes the wrestling category stronger as a whole but obviously we are the only ones who feel that way, The Franchise Shane Douglas said. We attempted to extend a hand and were disappointed by the treatment we received in our own backyard.
Mean Gene (16:11:18): HECTAR GARZA
Teddy Hart (16:11:19): SHANE JUST SCHOOLED VINCE
Teddy Hart (16:11:25): Vince should feel like an ass.
Mean Gene (16:11:43): Vince said TNA was not a threat
Teddy Hart (16:12:12): If it isn't a threat then why did he get all pissy when the TNA wrestlers brought food over and tried to socialize with the wrestlers?
Mean Gene (16:12:24): business
Mean Gene (16:12:40): WWE was there to do a commerical
Teddy Hart (16:13:13): It sounds like a stunt by TNA anyway, like they knew Vince was groing to throw a fit so they did it just so they could bitch about how Vince is an asshole
Mean Gene (16:13:15): remember though, when you're number 1 there is no number 2
Teddy Hart (16:13:30): When you gotta go number 2, you go number 1 sometimes too.
Mean Gene (16:13:41): gets people talking about TNA
Mean Gene (16:13:55): I'll go number 1 in your face
Teddy Hart (16:14:03): I bet you'd like that.
Mean Gene (16:14:07): I would
Mean Gene (16:14:14): CHINK
Teddy Hart (16:14:29): WOP DAGO
Mean Gene (16:15:33): WHERE
Teddy Hart (16:15:42): MAYDAY ON THE FRONT LINE
Mean Gene (16:15:51): what
Teddy Hart (16:18:56): Do you like Big L?
Mean Gene (16:19:01): no
Teddy Hart (16:19:09): You little bastard.
Teddy Hart (16:19:12): You should be ashamed.
Mean Gene (16:19:14): BIG L REST IN PEACE
Mean Gene (16:19:25): I couldn't get into his raps
Teddy Hart (16:19:35): How many have you heard?
Mean Gene (16:19:41): 2
Mean Gene (16:19:47): that was enough
Teddy Hart (16:19:56): :disgust:
Mean Gene (16:20:18): cry baby
Teddy Hart (16:20:19): Do you like Mac Mall?
Mean Gene (16:20:22): WHO
Teddy Hart (16:20:36): Do you like MC Ren?
Mean Gene (16:20:42): no
Mean Gene (16:20:52): yes
Mean Gene (16:20:57): NWA
Teddy Hart (16:21:08): You better like that one
Mean Gene (16:21:19): never heard anything else Ren has done
Teddy Hart (16:21:23): The other ones I can accept because you're not from America so you don't know any better, but everyone in the world knows who NWA are.
Teddy Hart (16:21:42): I have Shock of the Hour and Ruthless for Life (two Ren solo CDs) and I'm looking for Kiss My Black Ass
Mean Gene (16:21:57): you mark
Mean Gene (16:22:08): how come a chink likes rap?
Teddy Hart (16:22:25): I like rap more than you, apparently. I dig around for it a lot more than you, do a lot more research.
Mean Gene (16:22:33): fuck you
Mean Gene (16:22:40): damn mark
Teddy Hart (16:22:48): My name isn't Mark, Steve.
Mean Gene (16:22:53): Chris Sabin
Teddy Hart (16:23:04): Your roids are making steam come out of your ears.
Mean Gene (16:23:05): that's who you are
Mean Gene (16:23:25): my name isn't Steve
Teddy Hart (16:23:39): Whatever your name is, roids make you livid.
Mean Gene (16:23:44): calling Brian Kendrick Spanky is gay
Teddy Hart (16:23:53): Yeah Spanky is a pretty gay name
Mean Gene (16:24:25): TNA has more talent than WWE
Teddy Hart (16:24:44): A year ago WWE had more talent than TNA but they let so many people go, or so many people walked out
Mean Gene (16:24:53): AND
Mean Gene (16:25:04): TNA attracted indy stars
Mean Gene (16:25:08): and still does
Teddy Hart (16:25:14): Indeed
Teddy Hart (16:25:16): From all over the world
Mean Gene (16:25:54): I think TNA could be the number 2 company if they get some serious exposure
Mean Gene (16:26:14): Sabin is dope
Teddy Hart (16:26:17): If they get a better TV time slot
Mean Gene (16:26:19): all these guys are
Mean Gene (16:26:26): they want Mondays
Teddy Hart (16:26:37): I wouldn't go for Mondays yet
Teddy Hart (16:26:40): Vince would destroy them on purpose
Mean Gene (16:26:44): nor would I
Mean Gene (16:27:28): I'm warming to TNA
Teddy Hart (16:27:55): They could really do some things, but then again, they could also fuck up and fail miserably
Teddy Hart (16:28:02): They're gonna have to play their cards right
Mean Gene (16:28:14): indeed, they have the talent
Mean Gene (16:28:18): more so than WWE
Teddy Hart (16:28:33): The talent is cheaper too
Mean Gene (16:28:36): the matches are like WCW crusier matches
Mean Gene (16:29:04): I hope TNA steps up for the better
Teddy Hart (16:29:20): Me too
Teddy Hart (16:29:39): In time, if they do become competition for Vince, it will make him try harder and produce good TV every week instead of just doing enough to get by
Mean Gene (16:30:40): like with WCW, that made for a great time to be a fan. Perhaps TNA can boost WWE creative to do better and likewise
Teddy Hart (16:30:59): I hope so
Mean Gene (16:31:31): I'll kiss you if that happens
Teddy Hart (16:31:45): And I'll turn from a frog into a prince.
Mean Gene (16:32:01): I'll wet myself
Teddy Hart (16:32:09): For warmth.
Mean Gene (16:32:19): from excitement
Mean Gene (16:32:25): you handsome devil
Teddy Hart (16:32:32): *flexes*
Mean Gene (16:32:42): you tease
Teddy Hart (16:32:59): Just like Francine.
Mean Gene (16:33:14): THE QUEEN OF EXTREME
Teddy Hart (16:33:24): I wish she was still working for TNA.
Mean Gene (16:33:35): because of her jugs?
Teddy Hart (16:33:41): Yes.
Teddy Hart (16:33:45): And her overall sluttiness.
Mean Gene (16:34:18): you're a bigger slut
Mean Gene (16:34:20): you manwhore
Teddy Hart (16:34:54): Yeah, it's hard work but somebody's gotta do it.
Mean Gene (16:35:30): ba
Mean Gene (16:35:34): h gawd
Mean Gene (16:35:44): Erik Watts
Teddy Hart (16:35:45): ITS KANE
Teddy Hart (16:35:47): CHOKESLAM
Teddy Hart (16:35:49): OKLAHOMA SOONERS
Mean Gene (16:36:06): SLOBBERKOCKER
Mean Gene (17:22:22): DAMN
Teddy Hart (17:22:39): WHOO DAMN
Mean Gene (17:22:55): HALL
Teddy Hart (17:23:10): Did he put on a hell of a performance?
Mean Gene (17:23:10): THE BAD GUY IS BACK
Mean Gene (17:23:27): HEY YO
Mean Gene (17:28:02): ORDALAY
Teddy Hart (17:29:25): VIVA LA RAZA
Teddy Hart (17:29:29): LEMME SPEAK ON THIS
Mean Gene (17:29:40): get the PPV
Teddy Hart (17:30:00): Is it that good?
Mean Gene (17:30:07): yes
Teddy Hart (17:30:09): Is Petey Williams on it?
Mean Gene (17:30:14): THE OUTSIDERS
Mean Gene (17:30:19): I think so
Teddy Hart (17:30:24): I hope so
Mean Gene (17:30:50): TEAM CANADA
Mean Gene (17:31:00): he's on that team, right?
Teddy Hart (17:31:16): Yeah
Teddy Hart (17:31:19): He should still be the X champ
Mean Gene (17:31:24): well
Teddy Hart (17:31:30): I missed Impact the last three or four weeks
Mean Gene (17:31:34): he's wrestling AJ
Mean Gene (17:31:38): on this PPV
Teddy Hart (17:31:46): Don't ruin anything
Mean Gene (17:31:52): I won't
Mean Gene (17:39:38): [link]/
Teddy Hart (17:39:50): Is there a demo yet
Mean Gene (17:39:57): NO
Teddy Hart (17:40:09): :'(
Mean Gene (17:40:31): =-O
Teddy Hart (17:40:41): =-O
Mean Gene (17:41:13): are you downloading Victory road?
Teddy Hart (17:41:35): Not yet, I'm downloading the new Nas first
Mean Gene (17:41:43): bitch
Teddy Hart (17:41:59): WHORE
Mean Gene (17:42:07): thank you
Teddy Hart (17:42:20): No problem.
Mean Gene (17:42:30): wanna make out?
Teddy Hart (17:42:46): I heard you have mono.
Mean Gene (17:42:59): what is mono?
Teddy Hart (17:43:16): It's a disease, kinda like facial herpes except they're on your tongue instead of your face.
Mean Gene (17:50:58): I have facial herpes
Teddy Hart (17:51:14): Nice.
Mean Gene (17:51:24): not really
Teddy Hart (21:27:17): COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE CRESTSIDE
Mean Gene (21:27:33): Petey Williams
Mean Gene (21:27:42): BEST FINISHER EVER
Teddy Hart (21:28:08): My sentiments exactly
Mean Gene (21:28:38): I love that move
Mean Gene (21:28:47): is it a piledriver or a suplex?
Teddy Hart (21:28:59): Piledriver
Mean Gene (21:29:03): fuck
Teddy Hart (21:29:13): Front flip piledriver, fucking devastating
Teddy Hart (21:29:19): Amazing Red has sold it the best out of anyone I've seen
Mean Gene (21:29:22): I thought it was but wasn't sure
Mean Gene (21:30:00): you need to get the PPV for Petey's match
Teddy Hart (21:30:22): I will, I'm gonna see if the replay comes on, I might buy it if it's cheap
Mean Gene (21:31:52): I heard he had some good moves an all but never saw one of his matches. I was like holy shit, this man is awesome
Teddy Hart (21:32:29): He was the sole reason I tuned in for Impact every week, and then I stopped watching after I didn't see him two weeks in a row
Mean Gene (21:32:50): I can see why he would be the sole reason
Teddy Hart (21:33:25): I hope WWE never signs him because he's only like 5'8 and WWE never knows what to do with small wrestlers.
Mean Gene (21:33:31): has he and AJ always pulled off such epic matches with four to five star ratings when they face each other?
Teddy Hart (21:34:10): I haven't even seen them face each other, except for the 20 man gauntlet they had but that wasn't technically a match, they only squared off for a short amount of time
Mean Gene (21:35:24): I'm going to download all TNA programming. After seing Victory road I have to say I'm impressed
Teddy Hart (21:36:37): I'm definately going to check it out then, because I was a fan then my interest kinda waned out
Mean Gene (21:37:56): think of it as WCW, watch Jarrett and the others for the entertainment and watch Petey, AJ and the other guys for the coolest moves and amazing matches
Teddy Hart (21:39:04): Well, I mean, the only reason my interest decreased was because all I had was Impact and it was all two minute matches and Hall and Nash weren't there yet. A PPV would be good, but I didn't know if they could pull off a 3 hour PPV or not
Mean Gene (21:39:26): HOLD ON
Mean Gene (21:39:44): LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE, WE HAVE BREAKING COMMENTS FROM JC
Mean Gene (21:39:55): Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:37:53): Pip
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:37:57): the cripple hates me
Mean Gene (21:38:08): do yuo know who Petey Williams is?
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:38:23): yes
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:38:29): NWATNA
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:38:34): THE CANDIAN DESTROYER
Mean Gene (21:38:38): he's awesome
Mean Gene (21:38:40): HELL YEAH
Mean Gene (21:38:48): is that the best finisher ever?
Mean Gene (21:38:52): I'D SAY IT WAS
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:39:09): i think its fucking awesome how he does it
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:39:26): do you want petey williams in your ass?
Mean Gene (21:39:49): YES
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Teddy Hart (21:40:08): *holds on*
Mean Gene (21:40:14): Jc 2 Da XtReMe: Pip
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: the cripple hates me
Mean Gene: do yuo know who Petey Williams is?
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: yes
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: NWATNA
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: THE CANDIAN DESTROYER
Mean Gene: he's awesome
Mean Gene: HELL YEAH
Mean Gene: is that the best finisher ever?
Mean Gene: I'D SAY IT WAS
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: i think its fucking awesome how he does it
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: do you want petey williams in your ass?
Mean Gene: YES
Jc 2 Da XtReMe: i mean how your marking for the guy i think u have a homosexual fanstay him giving u the candian destroyer nude
Teddy Hart (21:41:12): Hahahahaha he said do you want him in your ass and you said yes.
Teddy Hart (21:41:16): Mean Gene finds this hilarious.
Mean Gene (21:41:17): so
Teddy Hart (21:41:20): He is laughing in between swigs of vodka.
Mean Gene (21:41:27): who wouldn't want Petey in their ass?
Mean Gene (21:41:34): Mean Gene is a drunk
Mean Gene (21:41:38): a funny one at that
Teddy Hart (21:41:41): JC obviously.
Teddy Hart (21:41:45): But he probably really does.
Teddy Hart (21:41:48): He just doesn't want to admit it.
Mean Gene (21:42:03): do you admit it?
Mean Gene (21:42:04): OHHH
Mean Gene (21:42:13): *Crowd gasps*
Teddy Hart (21:42:25): *crowd throws beer cups*
Mean Gene (21:42:38): *Crowd awaits J's answer*
Teddy Hart (21:42:52): *marries Billy and Chuck*
Mean Gene (21:43:30): Tazz: What a great day for Billy and Chuck, Cole
Mean Gene (21:43:51): Cole: You have to wonder if Rico is looking on with a tear in his eye
Teddy Hart (21:44:21): Rico is looking on from the unemployment line.
Mean Gene (21:45:22): I wasn't a great fan of Rico but he was entertaining. I like him more than Gunn and Holly
Teddy Hart (21:45:31): Agreed
Teddy Hart (21:45:35): He made the fans pop
Mean Gene (21:45:43): yes
Mean Gene (21:45:47): he was a draw
Mean Gene (21:45:57): =-O
Mean Gene (21:46:46): this is from the TEW I'm playing
Mean Gene (21:46:50): Graduate of Scott D'amore's Can-Am Wrestling School, Petey is a well rounded wrestler who can put on good matches using many different styles.
Teddy Hart (21:47:06): Yup that's on mine too
Teddy Hart (21:47:11): I pushed him big in my TEW
Mean Gene (21:47:15): which is wrong
Mean Gene (21:47:27): he has his finisher called, Wheelbarrow Suplex
Teddy Hart (21:47:29): I played as NWATNA and changed it to NWA becuase I don't like the TNA part
Mean Gene (21:47:31): impact from behind
Teddy Hart (21:47:35): Yeah I had to change that
Mean Gene (21:47:36): yeah
Mean Gene (21:47:50): he's 23?
Teddy Hart (21:47:55): Yup
Mean Gene (21:48:37): hopefully he won't bump like one of Hardy's and be a wrck by the time he's 30
Mean Gene (21:48:41): wreck
Teddy Hart (21:49:12): Yeah I hope so too, but by the looks of it I'd be more conserned about his opponents
Mean Gene (21:49:25): haha
Mean Gene (21:49:57): did you have him feud with AJ in your TEW game?
Teddy Hart (21:50:28): Yeah actually, that was the first feud I had him in
Teddy Hart (21:50:36): I brought in Trent Acid and made him his tag partner
Teddy Hart (21:50:41): Sort of a new Can Am Express
Mean Gene (21:50:50): good numbers?
Mean Gene (21:50:57): match ratings etc
Teddy Hart (21:51:06): Some of my best
Teddy Hart (21:51:12): Them and Jack Evans were my breakout stars
Mean Gene (21:51:40): not suprised
Mean Gene (21:51:48): I bet you wasn't either
Teddy Hart (21:52:18): Yeah I wasn't, but I was surprised that Simon Diamond got over faster than any of them did. But I wasn't really surprised when his big title match bombed. That bastard.
Mean Gene (21:52:37): =-O
Mean Gene (21:52:45): againest Jarrett?
Teddy Hart (21:52:49): Shawn Michaels
Mean Gene (21:52:53): for the world title?
Teddy Hart (21:53:07): Yeah for the World title, I signed Michaels away from WWE when his contract expired
Mean Gene (21:53:32): what age was he when you signed him?
Teddy Hart (21:54:09): The same as it is now, I signed him in my first few months
Mean Gene (21:54:36): did he wrestle every show?
Teddy Hart (21:55:24): Just about
Teddy Hart (21:55:37): But I had him on the mic a lot too
Mean Gene (21:56:05): didn't he get serious damage to his spine?
Teddy Hart (21:57:03): I fixed it a little because if you look at it, he takes a lot of damage to his back and he either makes it look like he's still okay or he's really built himself back up. I changed it to about 82 to 83 percent total
Mean Gene (21:57:22): CHEAT
Teddy Hart (21:57:33): I edited it before the game started.
Teddy Hart (21:57:39): I had to edit a lot of the WWE wrestlers
Mean Gene (21:58:09): when I was WWE I had problems with HBK and HHH. One match in a month or short ones, either that or tag. I always saved them for the PPV's
Teddy Hart (21:58:53): Is HHH that beaten up? I never used him or really looked at his condition stats
Mean Gene (21:59:13): he is, depends what game and year you play
Teddy Hart (22:00:01): I want the Shawn Michaels tribute magazine
Mean Gene (22:00:26): to see his Rocker days?
Teddy Hart (22:00:42): He's one of my favorite wrestlers, I just want it in my collection
Mean Gene (22:01:03): liar
Teddy Hart (22:01:14): Okay I want to jerk off to it.
Teddy Hart (22:01:15): HAPPY
Mean Gene (22:01:20): yes
Teddy Hart (22:02:24): Carlito is injured?
Mean Gene (22:02:34): shoulder
Mean Gene (22:02:36): yes
Mean Gene (22:02:42): having surgery
Mean Gene (22:02:48): thank Hardcore Holly
Teddy Hart (22:03:05): Fuck you Bob Holly
Teddy Hart (22:03:08): Fuck you in the ass
Mean Gene (22:03:30): I think he dropped him or something on a house show
Teddy Hart (22:04:17): Carlito is my favorite person on Smackdown right now damnit, I tuned in one week just to see him
Mean Gene (22:05:02): I like Carlito and his gimmick, he's better than Cena
Teddy Hart (22:05:11): Indeed
Mean Gene (22:05:34): you better argree or else
Mean Gene (22:05:38): agree
Teddy Hart (22:05:52): I just did
Teddy Hart (22:05:54): Buttface
Mean Gene (22:05:59): keep it up
Mean Gene (22:06:13): I'll have R Kelly come to your house and piss on you
Mean Gene (22:06:21): your family will line up
Teddy Hart (22:06:23): I'll have him locked up in the klink.
Mean Gene (22:06:42): if you think I'm kidding ask your mom if she would like that
Mean Gene (22:06:55): Jc 2 Da XtReMe (21:59:48): Hi You might know me as James (Jami, Anthony), Jc (Mr Mole), JEWCEE (Pip),Mr Gay Guy (Aiza),Teddy Bear, And that Token Mexican.
Mean Gene (22:00:41): wtf
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (22:01:28): MY SPACE
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (22:01:30): JEW SPACE
Mean Gene (22:01:34): link me
Mean Gene (22:01:43): LINK ME, JEWCEE
Jc 2 Da XtReMe (22:01:48): i aint done nigger
Mean Gene (22:01:55): nigger?
Mean Gene (22:02:00): tha fuck you callin nigger?
Mean Gene (22:02:06): I'll beat your Jew ass
Mean Gene (22:02:17): ALL OVER THE JEW TOWN YOU LIVE IN
Mean Gene (22:02:27): I'LL FLY TO YOUR STINKING JEW COUNTRY
Teddy Hart (22:07:35): Okay I will.
Mean Gene (22:07:43): you do that
Teddy Hart (22:19:53): Hahahahahahahahaha Johnny B Badd is in TNA
Teddy Hart (22:19:54): hahahahahahah
Mean Gene (22:20:41): yes
Mean Gene (18:32:51): HEY FAT FUCK
Teddy Hart (18:32:58): HEY CHINK LIPS
Teddy Hart (18:33:05): I'M NOT FAT YOU LITTLE JIGGABOO
Mean Gene (18:33:23): I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, FAT CHINK
Teddy Hart (18:33:32): SHOOT, SLANT EYES
Mean Gene (18:33:48): I CAN'T CHECK MY MSN MAIL
Mean Gene (18:34:20): can you?
Teddy Hart (18:34:41): I don't use e-mail, that's how the nazis track you down and scalp you and burn swasticas on your flesh.
Mean Gene (18:34:51): be serious
Teddy Hart (18:35:06): I am serious, I don't use e-mail and that's exactly why.
Mean Gene (18:35:31): asshole
Teddy Hart (18:35:48): If I was an asshole, would you toss my salad?
Mean Gene (18:35:51): no
Mean Gene (18:35:54): next question
Mean Gene (18:36:13): did you see Victory road?
Teddy Hart (18:36:13): Do you like waffles?
Mean Gene (18:36:17): yes I do
Teddy Hart (18:36:23): Waffles are scrum dilly umptious.
Teddy Hart (18:36:25): I didn't see it yet.
Mean Gene (18:36:32): you son of a bitch
Teddy Hart (18:36:38): Yes it's true.
Mean Gene (18:36:39): have you downloaded it?
Teddy Hart (18:36:45): Not yet, no.
Mean Gene (18:36:51): fucking chink
Teddy Hart (18:36:52): But I plan on it.
Mean Gene (18:36:59): you download it right now
Teddy Hart (18:37:06): Make me, monkeyface.
Mean Gene (18:37:19): visit WWE.come and watch the newest Byte This
Mean Gene (18:37:32): then make your way to pwtorrents and download said ECW DVD
Teddy Hart (18:37:34): Does Todd Grisham show his tits?
Mean Gene (18:37:38): YOU CAN THANK ME LATER
Teddy Hart (18:37:43): I'm planning on buying that DVD
Mean Gene (18:37:59): liar
Mean Gene (18:38:03): you'll stel it
Mean Gene (18:38:06): steal
Teddy Hart (18:38:08): You're such a chink when you want to be.
Mean Gene (18:38:16): watch byte this with Paul
Mean Gene (18:38:20): I'm not a chink
Teddy Hart (18:38:30): Prove it.
Mean Gene (18:38:39): prove what?
Teddy Hart (18:38:46): That you're not a chink.
Teddy Hart (18:38:48): I don't believe you.
Mean Gene (18:38:51): yung n thuggin says:
You're fat.
The Cerebral Assassin says:
you tell me here and not on AIM
The Cerebral Assassin says:
you're a lunatic
yung n thuggin says:
Your name fits you well.
yung n thuggin says:
You and HHH are both on roids
The Cerebral Assassin says:
I am not on roids
The Cerebral Assassin says:
are you downloading the DVD?
yung n thuggin says:
no
The Cerebral Assassin says:
why not?
yung n thuggin says:
i will l8er
yung n thuggin says:
r u
The Cerebral Assassin says:
yes
yung n thuggin says:
i can't get suprnova to work
The Cerebral Assassin says:
I couldn't either
Mean Gene (18:38:56): I'M THE GAME
Teddy Hart (14:56:15): Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter?
Mean Gene (14:56:26): who dis
Teddy Hart (14:56:35): Homeless J
Mean Gene (14:56:43): i dont know u bye
Teddy Hart (14:56:56): HOMARISS JAY THE CHINK
Mean Gene (14:57:23): who dat
Teddy Hart (14:57:53): HOMERISS J, I MAKE-A DA LICE FOR YOO
Teddy Hart (14:58:08): REARRY REARRY GOOD LICE
Mean Gene (14:58:12): i dont want any lice
Teddy Hart (14:58:21): Would you like to touch my hairpiece?
Mean Gene (14:58:24): yes
Mean Gene (14:58:40): I don't think I have seen that movie
Mean Gene (14:58:52): did you watch Victory road?
Teddy Hart (14:59:17): Not yet. I tell you what. I'll see Victory Road if you see Deer Hunter.
Mean Gene (14:59:53): no deal
Mean Gene (15:00:06): view this [link]
Teddy Hart (15:00:21): You're a sad shell of a man, Bill.
Mean Gene (15:00:30): I am not, Teddy
Teddy Hart (15:00:36): Teddy Hart.
Mean Gene (15:00:36): read that post
Teddy Hart (15:00:40): Okay.
Mean Gene (15:00:43): how did you know?
Mean Gene (15:00:53): how did you know I meant Teddy Hart@?
Mean Gene (15:00:58): that's weird
Mean Gene (15:01:39): "He offered Meng the hand of friendship! But MENG IS A FRIEND TO NO ONE!" Tony Schiavone
Teddy Hart (15:01:40): I'm gonna give you a top rope DDT, and then I'm gonna jump up on the top rope like I'm not hurt at all and do five shooting star presses.
Mean Gene (15:02:06): you're a no selling asshole, Teddy Hart
Mean Gene (15:02:14): but how did you know I meant him?
Teddy Hart (15:02:52): I can read your mind.
Mean Gene (15:03:08): ddi you read that post?
Mean Gene (15:03:16): about Holly and see the pictures
Teddy Hart (15:03:49): Not yet I was doing something else, I will get to it you impatient limey
Mean Gene (15:04:09): lower your tone
Teddy Hart (15:06:02): That's something a wop would do, and I'm no wop.
Mean Gene (15:06:53): you're a Hart
Teddy Hart (15:07:42): Yeah, and they're canadian.
Teddy Hart (15:07:52): Although I think I do see some wop in Teddy, I mean myself.
Mean Gene (15:08:01): you should know Teddy
Teddy Hart (15:08:09): Or maybe one of the Wild Samoans fucked British Bulldog's wife.
Mean Gene (15:08:31): nobody gets higher than Rob Van Dam
Teddy Hart (15:08:45): I do.
Mean Gene (15:09:43): "If you're asking if I would ever date a wrestler, certainly I would. However it wouldn't be good business for me to get romantically involved with anyone in any aspect of our business." -- Stephanie McMahon, Off the Record, 8/3/99
Teddy Hart (15:09:57): hahahaha
Teddy Hart (15:10:01): Ain't that the truth.
Teddy Hart (15:10:03): Eerily prophetic.
Mean Gene (15:10:06): yes
Mean Gene (00:27:05): you're Hardcore Holly
Mean Gene (00:27:15): stiffing everyone that you don't like
Teddy Hart (00:39:11): More like Samoa Joe
Teddy Hart (00:39:16): I'd like to see Joe stiff out Holly
Mean Gene (00:39:32): have you been reading the story?
Teddy Hart (00:39:38): Yes
Teddy Hart (00:39:41): With Renee
Mean Gene (00:40:04): [link]
Mean Gene (00:40:14): Joey Styles
Teddy Hart (00:43:47): hahahahahahah
Teddy Hart (00:43:54): He beat the shit out of him for a speeding ticket
Mean Gene (00:44:14): fire Holly and hire Joey
Teddy Hart (00:44:26): That's what I'm saying.
Mean Gene (00:44:27): Joey-While he enjoys a long tenure with WWE, he has never been a draw and never will.
Teddy Hart (00:44:34): Hahahahaha he put it very nicely
Teddy Hart (00:44:40): That's the damn truth too
Mean Gene (00:44:43): Joey is the shit
Mean Gene (00:44:49): Holly is a bully
Teddy Hart (00:45:08): If Holly ever tried anything like that with me, I'd bust him up with a chinkish fury.
Mean Gene (00:45:23): would you hand him his ass?
Teddy Hart (00:45:28): On a silver platter.
Mean Gene (00:45:58): with Joey styles yelling OH! MY! GOD!
Mean Gene (00:46:10): I just got off the phone with Rene's brother Jeff, and he told me that Rene is fine, and there is nothing legitimately wrong with him, however his eye is a bit swollen. What happened was that Hardcore Holly rented a car from the local dealership and went back to their motel. Rene was riding with Paul London & Rob Van Dam at the time so he didnt have a car of his own. While back at the motel, Rene asked Holly if he could borrow his car to take a drive out to the city (I forgot to ask Jeff what the reason was for) because London & RVD had went out to eat. Holly gave him the keys and he was on his way. While driving, Rene got a ticket of some sort, but since the car was under the name of Hardcore Holly, Holly got billed for the ticket. When Rene got back, he explained Holly the situation, and paid him what he owed for the ticket, and everything was fine. Either that day or the day after they went to work at a house show, and that was where the situation took place.
Teddy Hart (00:46:22): FOLKS, HOMELESS CHINK IS SHOWING HOLLY HOW TO DRAW... DRAW BLOOD! OH MY GOD CATFIIIGGGHHT!
Mean Gene (00:46:41): that was a shoot
Mean Gene (00:46:50): Teddy Hart (00:46:22): FOLKS, HOMELESS CHINK IS SHOWING HOLLY HOW TO DRAW... DRAW BLOOD!
Teddy Hart (00:47:17): THE HOMELESS CHINK SHOOT INTERVIEW VIDEO COMING SOON
Teddy Hart (00:47:33): 9.99 ON DOUBLE CD-Rs
Teddy Hart (00:47:35): FOUR HOURS OF DRUGGED OUT RAMBLING
Mean Gene (00:47:47): WITH YOUR HOST JOEY STYLES AN RF VIDEO EXCLUSIVE
Teddy Hart (00:47:56): IT WILL SELL MILLIONS
Teddy Hart (00:48:04): WHICH WILL FUND OUR NEW WRESTLING FEDERATION
Mean Gene (00:48:23): AND OUR BROTHELS
Mean Gene (00:48:38): AND OUR WORLDWIDE SEARCH FOR CHEAP WHORES
Teddy Hart (00:49:11): AT FIRST WE WILL ONLY HIRE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND MAKE A SPINOFF OF BUMFIGHTS SO IT WILL BE ALL PROFIT
Teddy Hart (00:49:16): AND THEN WE WILL BRING IN STONE COLD AND LESNAR
Mean Gene (00:50:12): LESNAR WILL F5 THE WHORES AND AUSTIN WILL GIVE THEM THE STUNNER
Mean Gene (00:50:39): BUMFIGHTS WITH A SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TWIST
Mean Gene (00:51:03): IT'LL BE TRADED IN UNDERGROUND TAPES, DJ WHO KID WILL DO THE SOUNDTRACK
Teddy Hart (00:53:16): WE CAN ALTERNATE MIXTAPE DJS TO HOST THE SHOWS
Mean Gene (00:53:47): Teddy Hart
Mean Gene (00:53:51): WE'LL HIRE HIM
Mean Gene (00:54:04): 30 FOOT CAGE SHOOTING STAR PRESSES
Teddy Hart (00:56:35): FIVE IN A ROW
Teddy Hart (00:56:41): WHY NOT, IT WILL BE SPECTACULAR
Mean Gene (00:56:50): TEDDY
Mean Gene (00:56:51): TEDDY
Mean Gene (00:56:53): TEDDY
Teddy Hart (00:56:53): WHO NEEDS PSYCHOLOGY WHEN YOU HAVE FIVE SHOOTING STAR PRESSES
Mean Gene (00:56:58): I CAN HEAR THE FANS NOW
Teddy Hart (00:57:07): HE WILL CARRY ON THE GREAT HART TRADITION
Mean Gene (00:57:13): WHO NEEDS TO PLAN A MATCH WHEN TEDDY WILL SHOWBOAT
Teddy Hart (00:57:27): TEDDY SHOWBOATS AND CREATES CONTROVERSY WHICH LEADS TO EXPOSURE IN THE NEWS
Teddy Hart (00:57:37): THIS JUST IN, WRESTLER Teddy Hart SAWS ANOTHER MAN'S LEG OFF AFTER TRAFFIC ARGUMENT!
Mean Gene (00:57:45): SHOOT INTERVIEWS ON WEBISTES
Teddy Hart (00:57:56): ARE YOU AS HIGH AS I AM
Mean Gene (00:57:57): SITES I MEAN
Mean Gene (00:58:01): I COULD BE
Teddy Hart (00:58:05): IT'S A POSSIBLITY
Mean Gene (00:58:10): Teddy Hart IS MONEY
Teddy Hart (00:58:16): Teddy Hart HAS MONEY WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM
Teddy Hart (00:58:20): REALLY
Teddy Hart (00:58:22): I JUST WROTE IT ON HIM
Mean Gene (00:58:45): I SEE BIG THINGS FOR Teddy Hart IN OUR FEDERATION
Mean Gene (00:58:51): WHICH WILL BE CALLED RAWMEN
Teddy Hart (00:59:16): RAWMEN NOODLES
Mean Gene (00:59:24): NOODLES?
Teddy Hart (00:59:27): YES
Teddy Hart (00:59:33): TEDDY CAN HOLD THE SECONDARY CHAMPIONSHIP
Teddy Hart (00:59:42): LESNAR AND AUSTIN CAN FIGHT OFF EACH OTHER AND AUSTIN CAN STUNNER ANY CONTENDERS
Mean Gene (01:00:32): THAT WILL BE THE MATCH
Mean Gene (01:00:37): AUSTIN STUNNERS AND PINS
Mean Gene (01:00:45): 5 MINUTE ENTRANCE FOR BOTH
Mean Gene (01:01:07): LESNAR COMES IN AND AUSTIN HITS THE STUNNER. REF COUNTS, MATCH OVER
Teddy Hart (01:01:18): EXACTLY
Teddy Hart (01:01:21): WE PAY THEM AND RAKE IN THE DOUGH
Mean Gene (01:01:29): WE PAY THEM IN FECES
Teddy Hart (01:01:31): LIKE SELLING HUMAN CRACK FOR PEOPLE TO SMOKE
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