While chilling online and just finishing watching the Ric Flair DVD I started a conversion with Homless J. Enjoy!

Part two coming soon.

BigBadBillDemott (14:40:54): http://www.wrestleview.com/dvonfan.shtml" title="http://www.wrestleview.com/dvonfan.shtml" target="_blank"http://www.wrestleview.com/dv...
Homeless J (14:41:36): Are you a D-Von Disciple?
BigBadBillDemott (14:41:55): A WWE fan was sitting near ringside at the house show and was basically mouthing off, just like many fans do. During the main event, when the Dudleys and others came out for the brawl after the Booker T/Bradshaw main event, the fan, along with many were just chanting things at random. D-Von did his spot in the ring and was kicked to the outside towards the security rail, where the fan was. The fan tapped D-Von on the elbow, just like many fans tap wrestlers on the back when they're near the crowd. Other fans also tapped D-Von (like a tap on the back.) D-Von turns around and tells the fan "Don't f*ckin' touch me." Which was proof that the fan didn't hit D-Von, he simply tapped him on the elbow. D-Von was standing on the outside of the ring and the fan says "Hey D-Von, move I can't see."
BigBadBillDemott (14:42:10): D-Von Dudley asked the fan to come closer to the rail and to say it to his face, but the fan just stood there. D-Von kept repeating it, then security came and asked what was going on, D-Von replies "I want the kid to hit me, so I can hit him back." If a fan hits a wrestler, the wrestler has the authority to hit him back, self defense. But the fan didn't hit D-Von and D-Von was apparently fed up with the fan's big mouth and just wanted a reason to hit him. D-Von snapped and shoved the Bell Centre security and grabbed the fan against the rail and made him go face to face with him. The fan, who's scheduled for back surgery this Friday, due to a car accident from earlier this year, simply told D-Von "Let me go man, my back really hurts, I am scheduled for surgery on Friday." D-Von still had his hands on the fan, then security tried to stop it again. At that point, security grabbed the fan and finally pulled him back. Bubba then came out of nowhere and told the fan "Your mom is a whore.
BigBadBillDemott (14:42:25): After the show, many fans were waiting in back of the arena to watch the wrestlers leave. The fan and his friends were at the light waiting to cross the street, while other people were still in front of the arena garage. Suddenly, D-Von stops at the red light and both the fan and D-Von spot each other. The fan yells "What D-Von? What do you want? What are you going to do, you hurt my back?" D-Von leaves his car at the light on the street and rushes out to get in the fan's face, then he started shoving the fan and asking him what he's going to do. The fan told D-Von that he had a bad back and to stop what he's doing. D-Von let go of him, but stayed face to face. A WWE security was also driving and saw this happening, he immediately got out of his vehicle and proceeded to stop the argument/altercation.
BigBadBillDemott (14:42:38): Security pushed the fan instead of holding D-Von back. The fan said "You're not allowed to do this." The WWE security said "I'm allowed to do whatever I want." They both went back to their cars and that was it.

It's kind of sad to see that something like that would get to D-Von Dudley. Some say the fan probably deserves it for his big mouth, maybe he does, maybe he doesn't, but the fan never pushed or shoved D-Von and D-Von let words get to him
BigBadBillDemott (14:42:56): A picture was sent in to WrestleView.com yesterday, where D-Von and the fan were face to face. In the picture, you will notice the WWE security guard coming to break it up and you will also notice the vehicles stopped at the light unattended.

Here is a link to the picture:
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Homeless J (14:44:23): hahahahahaahhahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha
Homeless J (14:44:35): Bubba then came out of nowhere and told the fan "Your mom is a whore.
Homeless J (14:44:35): hahahahhahahahaha
BigBadBillDemott (14:44:53): Bubba was helping his brother
BigBadBillDemott (14:44:57): THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS
Homeless J (14:45:20): I BET THE SECURITY GUARD WAS REALLY SIGN GUY DUDLEY
Homeless J (14:45:25): OR DANCES WITH DUDLEY
BigBadBillDemott (14:55:41): D-Von is nothing more than a bully
Homeless J (14:56:05): TRIPLE TEAM ON THE KID WITH THE BACK SPASMS
Homeless J (14:56:14): I BET IT WAS ANTHONY
BigBadBillDemott (14:56:32): the kid mouthing off to D-Von?
Homeless J (14:56:49): YES
Homeless J (14:56:55): HE GOT HIT BY A CAR SO DID ANTHONY
BigBadBillDemott (14:57:07): Anthony can't walk though
Homeless J (14:57:22): I BET HULK HOGAN HAS BEEN PERSONALLY COACHING HIM AND HELPING HIM TO WALK AGAIN THROUGH RIGOROUS BACK THERAPY, AND NOW THIS BULLY D-VON KILLS HIS CONFIDENCE AND PUSHES HIM AROUND
Homeless J (14:57:29): I SMELL A FEUD
Homeless J (14:57:40): MATCH OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE
BigBadBillDemott (14:59:28): Zach Gowen tells Anthony not to be pushed around by a bully like D-Von. Hulk decides to train Anthony and teach him the art of wrestling and shoot fighting
Homeless J (15:01:47): Which will build up to the main event of Survivor Series: Zach Gowen, Hulk Hogan, Anthony the Cripple, Precious Paul Ellering and Jim Ross vs D-Von, Spike, Bubba Ray, Sign Guy and the corpse of Big Dick Dudley.
BigBadBillDemott (15:02:27): why Paul Elleringa dn Jim Ross?
BigBadBillDemott (15:02:37): JR: BAH GOD!
Homeless J (15:02:40): It's the WWE, it doesn't need logic.
Homeless J (15:02:47): Ellering needs work
Homeless J (15:02:51): And JR is definite main event material.
Homeless J (15:03:01): He can carry a good 45 minute ball buster of a match.
BigBadBillDemott (15:03:13): A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER
Homeless J (15:03:48): SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE MR T, SPECIAL GUEST RING ANNOUNCER AL ROKER
Homeless J (15:03:56): SPECIAL GUEST RING SLUT CINDY LAUPER
BigBadBillDemott (15:05:07): WTF
BigBadBillDemott (15:05:17): WWE could never get Lauper
Homeless J (15:06:15): If they got Sable back just to make her look like a slut and then fire her again, they can afford to bring in Lauper. Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase can do the bargaining. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE FOR THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
BigBadBillDemott (15:07:13): Ted DiBiase can wera his Million Dollar belt, I loved that shiny sparkling title
Homeless J (15:08:24): They should make a replica of that.
BigBadBillDemott (15:08:42): do you think Ted has it or WWE?
Homeless J (15:09:17): I think Ted secretly owns WWE and makes Vinnie Mac polish his shoes with his tongue every morning while him and Robin Leech sip champagne and cut vignettes.
BigBadBillDemott (15:09:43): that's a dream I want to hold onto
BigBadBillDemott (15:10:00): Ted has more money than Vince
Homeless J (15:10:01): Cherish it.
BigBadBillDemott (15:10:20): you still play TEW?
Homeless J (15:10:29): Fuck Ted Turner, Ted DiBiase should open up his own promotion.
Homeless J (15:10:34): Yeah every once in a while
BigBadBillDemott (15:10:44): hell yeah
BigBadBillDemott (15:10:48): I do
BigBadBillDemott (15:10:56): it's still a good game
BigBadBillDemott (15:11:10): when I get GTA I won't be
Homeless J (15:11:14): True day playa.
Homeless J (15:11:19): True day.
Homeless J (15:11:24): When I get AIDS I won't be.
Homeless J (15:11:30): I hope my AIDS are kool.
BigBadBillDemott (15:12:12): I'll be in my underwear sat on my couch with a Ric Flair grin cutting promos on the people I shoot
BigBadBillDemott (15:12:29): THE REAL WORLDS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WOOOOOO
Homeless J (15:12:44): Can I join you?
BigBadBillDemott (15:13:02): since watching the DVD I've found it possible to cut promos on just about any subject
BigBadBillDemott (15:13:21): you can join me if you bring snacks and beer
Homeless J (15:13:24): Cut a promo on frosted mini wheats.
BigBadBillDemott (15:13:33): what are those?
Homeless J (15:14:01): They're a delicious cereal that I Shall bring to your impoverished country of Ukraine, and I will bring buds and suds as well.
BigBadBillDemott (15:15:08): I'll teach you Ukraine and you can teach me the ways of America, we'll murder, steal and destroy all in GTA
Homeless J (15:15:27): LIE CHEAT AND STEAL
BigBadBillDemott (15:15:29): We'll be so drunk we'll cut rambling promos like Warrior and Piper
Homeless J (15:15:38): VIVA LA AMERIKRAINE!
BigBadBillDemott (15:15:48): 5 minutes with little sense
Homeless J (15:15:49): ILL BE PIPER, I GOT THE SCOTTISH GENES
Homeless J (15:15:54): I HOPE I CAN FIND A BREEZY KILT
BigBadBillDemott (15:16:06): I DO TOO
BigBadBillDemott (15:16:17): IT'LL BE A COMING TOGETHER OF OUR NATIONS
Homeless J (15:16:31): TWO ROWDY SCOTS FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
BigBadBillDemott (15:16:56): TO HELP WITH GETTING INTO THE MIND OF BEING PIPER WE'LL DO COKE
Homeless J (15:17:12): BUCKETS OF IT
BigBadBillDemott (15:17:36): JUST LIKE IN THE DAYS WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY PAID IN BUCKETS
Homeless J (15:18:01): INDEED, JUST LIKE THOSE PUERTO ROCKS DID IN COLUMBIA OR CUBA OR WHEREVER
Homeless J (15:18:04): CRAZY COMMUNISTS
Homeless J (15:18:24): VICTOR JOVICA!
BigBadBillDemott (15:18:55): I REMEMBER READING IT IN RIC'S BOOK, I WAS LIKE DAMN WHEN DID THEY STOP DOING THAT FOR PIPER?. WHEN HE JOINED WWF OR WCW BECAUSE HE NEVER MADE MUCH SENSE THEN
Homeless J (15:19:18): IT MUSTA BEEN WHEN HE JOINED WCW CUZ HE GOT ALL FAT
BigBadBillDemott (15:19:26): I'M YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE WHAT I'M TYING
BigBadBillDemott (15:19:31): TYPING
Homeless J (15:19:39): ME TOO MAN
Homeless J (15:19:44): STEAM IS BLOWING OUT OF MY EARS
BigBadBillDemott (15:20:22): I'M SHAKING MY FIST AT THE SCREEN AND YELLING DADDY
Homeless J (15:20:41): ARE YOU BLOWING A WHISTLE TOO
Homeless J (15:20:45): AND IS SABU POSING MENACINGLY IN THE BACKGROUND
BigBadBillDemott (15:20:51): NO BUT I WANT ONE
BigBadBillDemott (15:21:04): SABU IS POINTING AT THE CEILING
Homeless J (15:21:09): JOEY STYLES: "I WISH HED SWALLOW THAT DAMN WHISTLE"
BigBadBillDemott (15:21:09): WTF IS THAT ABOUT
Homeless J (15:21:44): CATFIIIGGHHHT
Homeless J (15:21:44): CATFIIIIGGGHHHHHT
BigBadBillDemott (15:21:50): WHERE?
Homeless J (15:22:11): OVER THERE
Homeless J (15:22:11): *POINTS*
BigBadBillDemott (15:22:38): HOLY CRAP, IT'S DAWN MARIE AND TORRIE WILSON
BigBadBillDemott (15:22:53): THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER WHO IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF TV TIME
Homeless J (15:22:54): ITS RALPHUS AND LENNY LANE
Homeless J (15:23:01): FIGHTING OVER HTE LAST STRING OF ANAL BEADS
BigBadBillDemott (15:23:37): I WANT TO INSERT THE BEADS INTO BOTH THEIR ASSES
Homeless J (15:23:51): YOU MIGHT GET THE CHANCE LIVE ON WWE BITE THIS
Homeless J (15:24:06): THEYRE FIGHTING OVER THE LAST BUTT CORK BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SHOWER WITH BRADSHAW
Homeless J (15:24:11): AND PRECIOUS PAUL ELLERING
BigBadBillDemott (15:24:22): WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND PAUL ELLERING?
BigBadBillDemott (15:24:40): ARE YOU TRYING TO GET WWE TO BRING HIM BACK?
Homeless J (15:24:50): PAUL ELLERING AND BRUTUS BEEFCAKE ARE FORMING A TAG TEAM THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE SMACKDOWN PROGRAMMING AS WE KNOW IT
Homeless J (15:25:01): THEY WILL ENTER A FEUD WITH THE BASHAMS
Homeless J (15:25:15): WELL JUST HAVE THEM TWO WRESTLING FOR THE ENTIRE TWO HOURS
Homeless J (15:25:19): RATINGS WILL SOAR
BigBadBillDemott (15:26:05): THINK OF THE BUY RATES AT THE PPVS, VINCE WILL HAVE TO MAKE WEEKLY PPV MATCHES BECAUSE FANS WILL DEMAND IT
Homeless J (15:26:28): HELL YES, JUST THINK OF THIS BEAUTY OF A CONCEPT
BigBadBillDemott (15:26:42): FORGET TABOO TUESDAY
Homeless J (15:27:12): BRUCE PRITCHARD AND PAUL BEARER VS THE BASHAMS VS PRECIOUS PAUL AND BRUTUS VS THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM (THE ONE IN WWE NOT IN THE INDIES) IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER
Homeless J (15:27:22): GOLDBERG CAN COME OUT AT THE THREE HOUR MARK AND SPEAR EVERYBODY
Homeless J (15:28:02): MARK MADDEN WILL BE SPECIAL GUEST REF
Homeless J (15:28:15): HE WILL DO THREE BUMPS OFF A LADDER
BigBadBillDemott (15:28:32): WHICH SETS UP HIS LONG RUNNING FEUD WITH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM. BRUTUS AND THE BASHAMS TRADE THE TAG STRAPS UP UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA AND GOLDBERG HAS HANDICAP MATCHES WITH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM
Homeless J (15:28:53): BRILLIANT!
BigBadBillDemott (15:29:00): ELIMINATION CHAMBER TLC
Homeless J (15:29:53): HELL IN A CELL INFERNO BARBED WIRE C4 BOARD SLAPJACK ON A POLE MATCH
BigBadBillDemott (15:30:45): SO LONG AS IT'S NOTHING TOO GIMMICKY I THINK ALL INVOLVED WILL BE VERY HAPPY
Homeless J (15:30:57): FULLY AGREED
Homeless J (15:31:28): WE CAN USE THE POLE LATER ON IN THE SHOW FOR THE PIPER VS PATRIOT VS ULTIMATE WARRIOR BUCKET FULL OF ROIDS AND COCAINE ON A POLE MATCH
Homeless J (15:32:25): STING WILL CHAINSAW UP THROUGH THE RING AND ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF WARRIOR'S PINKY TOE, AND THEN PAPA SHANGO WILL COME OUT AND MAKE HIM VOMIT
Homeless J (15:32:33): SMELL THE RATINGS!
BigBadBillDemott (15:32:38): PATRIOT CAN SELL HIS BAD ARM OR WHATEVER IMJURY HE HAS AND WARRIOR CAN CUT A PRE MATCH PROMO ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR COOKED DOG AND ROIDS
Homeless J (15:33:05): "MMM COOKED DOG IS SPLENDID, WATCH ME ON C-SPAN, MEGATRON ACTIVATE!"
BigBadBillDemott (15:33:32): YOU CAN HELP WARRIOR WITH THE DIRECTION
Homeless J (15:33:52): LIKE THAT MAN NEEDS ANY HELP, HE MAKES PROMOS LOOK LIKE AN ARTFORM
Homeless J (15:34:07): WE CAN HAVE HIM CUT A ONE HOUR LONG PROMO AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW
BigBadBillDemott (15:34:46): PIPER CAN YELL SOME SCOTTISH SLURS AND BE PARANOID ABOUT STING. WE'LL HYPE THE POSSIBLE SHOWING BUT NOT ACTUALLY PUBLICLY CLAIM HE'LL BE THERE. FANS WILL BE THINKING THAT STING MAY SHOW UP AND HE'LL MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE WITH A CHAINSAW
BigBadBillDemott (15:35:11): A ONE HOUR PROMO BY WARRIOR WILL HAVE EVRYBODY TUNING IN
Homeless J (15:36:10): WE CAN FOLLOW IT UP WITH A BACKSTAGE SEGMENT WHERE STING GETS HEAD FROM PAT PATTERSON, SIGNALLING PATTERSON'S RETURN TO THE RING
BigBadBillDemott (15:37:09): PAT WILL COME OUT WITH THE IC TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST AND NOTHING ELSE ON
BigBadBillDemott (15:37:15): AND HIS BOOTS
Homeless J (15:37:45): AND HIS PRETTY BOY PATTERSON MAKEUP
BigBadBillDemott (15:38:07): AND SOME JOHNNY B BADD KISS LIPS
Homeless J (15:38:48): TUTTI FRUITTI!
BigBadBillDemott (15:38:56): ADDING SOMETHING NEW FOR PAT AND STEALING AN OLD IDEA
Homeless J (15:39:13): BRILLIANT
BigBadBillDemott (15:39:41): WE SHOULD EMAIL THIS TO VINCE AND THE WWE
Homeless J (15:40:01): THEY WILL JUST STEAL IT AND NOT GIVE US ANY CREDIT WHEN THEY RAKE IN KAJILLIONS OF DOLLARS
BigBadBillDemott (15:40:12): IT'S A WELL THOUGHT 5 YEARS OR MORE CONTENT
Homeless J (15:40:28): WE MUST SELL IT TO THEM
Homeless J (15:40:34): THEY WILL SHIT THEIR CRACKED OUT ASSES
BigBadBillDemott (15:40:34): YES
BigBadBillDemott (15:40:44): SHIT THEIR ASSES BECAUSE WE GOT IDEAS
Homeless J (15:40:55): AND EVERY SHOW MUST PROMINENTLY DISPLAY A PIP AND J LOGO
Homeless J (15:41:07): PIP AND J INDUSTRIES INC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
BigBadBillDemott (15:41:58): I LIKE IT, WE'LL BE FREELANCE BOOKERS, WRITERS, RING CREW, SECURITY, ACCOUNANTS. ANYTHING TO DO WITH WRESTLING
Homeless J (15:42:14): WE CAN BE FREELANCE DIVA FUCKERS
BigBadBillDemott (15:42:21): WWE WILL WANT TO KEEP A HOLD ON US AND WILL OFFER ALL THE MONEY THEY CAN
Homeless J (15:42:40): MILLION DOLLAR MAN TED DIBIASE WILL BE OUR RIGHT HAND MAN
BigBadBillDemott (15:42:45): WE'LL FUCK DIVAS IN THE RING FOR $15,00 PER DIVA
Homeless J (15:42:45): WE CAN BRING BACK VADER AND GIVE HIM THE TITLE
Homeless J (15:42:54): SO HE CAN WEAR IT AROUND HIS NECK AGAIN
BigBadBillDemott (15:43:19): VADER WILL BE A HIGHFLYING WONDER
Homeless J (15:43:32): AND A SCIENTIFIC MASTERMIND
BigBadBillDemott (15:44:54): HE'LL HAVE A BEST OF 20 WITH REY ON SMACKDOWN BEFORE GOING TO RAW TO FEUD WITH HHH
Homeless J (15:45:10): FUCKING BRILLIANT
Homeless J (15:45:14): THESE ARE MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS
BigBadBillDemott (15:45:26): HARLEY RACE WILL BE HIS MANAGER AGAIN
Homeless J (15:45:41): HARLEY RACE WILL BECOME THE BEST MANAGER IN THE WORLD
Homeless J (15:45:47): POTATOING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE HE GOES
Homeless J (15:45:50): BUSTING OPEN MICHAEL COLE
BigBadBillDemott (15:45:54): HE'LL HAVE A TITLE TO PROVE IT
BigBadBillDemott (15:46:17): DIVING HEADBUTT ON EVERY WWE EVENT, TV AND HOUSE SHOW
Homeless J (15:46:17): AND HEIDENREICH WILL BE GIVEN THE BUTTRAPE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD
BigBadBillDemott (15:46:19): ON COLE
Homeless J (15:46:27): THEN MIKE TYSON WILL COME IN AND CHALLENGE HIM FOR IT
BigBadBillDemott (15:46:50): WITH BRADSHAW WANTING TO FIGHT FOR THE TITLE, HE HEARS BUTTRAPE AND HE THINKS OF SHOWERING
BigBadBillDemott (15:46:57): TRIPLE THREAT
Homeless J (15:47:03): BAM BAM BIGELOW WILL JUMP OUT OF THE CROWD AND PUT TAZZ THROUGH THE RING
BigBadBillDemott (15:47:04): OR 4 WAYS
Homeless J (15:47:10): TRIPLE THREAT SHOWER ROOM MATCH
Homeless J (15:47:13): BRING YOUR OWN TOWEL
Homeless J (15:47:46): BOOKER T WAS IN PRISON, HE PROBABLY KNOWS ABOUT BUTTRAPE TOO
BigBadBillDemott (15:47:49): GUEST REF WILL BE SHANNON MOORE, HE'LL BE HELPING BRADSHAW BECAUSE HE LIKES HIM VERY MUCH
Homeless J (15:48:06): THAT LITTLE QUEER
BigBadBillDemott (15:48:54): WE COULD TAKE OVER THE WRESTLING WORLD WITH IDEAS LIKE THESE
BigBadBillDemott (15:49:04): THEY'RE NOTHING BUT GOLD
Homeless J (15:49:07): ALL WE NEED IS THE FUNDING
Homeless J (15:49:24): WE MIGHT AS WELL PRINT THEM OUT AND PLATE THE PAGES IN GOLD
BigBadBillDemott (15:49:42): WE'LL FLY TO STAMFORD NEXT WEEK AND ASK FOR A MEETING WITH VINCE
BigBadBillDemott (15:50:02): DOINK WILL BE A MEMBER OF OUR LEGAL TEAM
Homeless J (15:50:03): HE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SUBMIT TO OUR DEMANDS
Homeless J (15:50:43): I WILL DIG UP THE CORPSE OF BRIAN PILLMAN AND CARRY HIM AROUND IN A WHEELBARROW LIKE WEEKEND AT BERNIES
Homeless J (15:50:49): WEEKEND AT PILLMANS
BigBadBillDemott (15:50:55): TO SCARE VINCE?
Homeless J (15:51:25): TO ENTICE PAT PATTERSON
Homeless J (15:51:33): THAT fLYIN BRYAN WAS HANDSOME
Homeless J (15:51:39): MY VOICE SQUEAKED ON THAT F
BigBadBillDemott (15:51:48): IT WAS HOTT
BigBadBillDemott (15:52:01): PILLMAN WILL BE A BARGINING CHIP
BigBadBillDemott (15:52:23): PAT WILL DROP TO HIS KNEES AND VINCE WILL CRY BECAUSE OF THE POWER WE WILL WEILD
Homeless J (15:52:32): WE SHOULD BRING IN HOGAN JUST SO HE CAN POSE MENACINGLY WITH THE BELT AND PLAY AIR GUITAR AND SPRAY nWo ON THE WALLS OF THE STAMFORD OFFICE
BigBadBillDemott (15:53:04): WE'LL GET A CD PLAYER AND PLAY THE MUSIC FOR HOGAN
Homeless J (15:53:14): REAL AMERICAN
BigBadBillDemott (15:53:33): AND THE nWo THEME
BigBadBillDemott (15:53:42): ON FULL VOLUME
Homeless J (15:53:44): SPLICED TOGETHER
BigBadBillDemott (15:53:50): EVERYBODY WILL BE SHOUTING
Homeless J (15:53:53): WITH EYE OF THE TIGER THROWN IN
BigBadBillDemott (15:53:59): OH MY
Homeless J (15:54:03): EVERYONE WILL BE TAKING THEIR VITAMINS AND SAYING THEIR PRAYERS
BigBadBillDemott (15:54:04): DARE WE USE EYE OF THE TIGER?
Homeless J (15:54:15): YES WE DARE
Homeless J (15:54:15): WE MUST PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS
Homeless J (15:54:23): MAYBE EVEN GET SOME PYRO
BigBadBillDemott (15:54:29): I KNOW BUT IT'S A BIT FAR
Homeless J (15:54:33): JUST FOR OUR ENTRANCE INTO THE OFFICE
Homeless J (15:54:45): ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME PIP
Homeless J (15:54:56): THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST STRING OF IDEAS EVER CONCIEVED BY ANY PAIR OF HUMANS EVER
Homeless J (15:55:04): IT DESERVES ALL THE ACCOLADES
BigBadBillDemott (15:55:07): EYE OF THE TIGER GETS ME RIGHT THERE MAN
BigBadBillDemott (15:55:14): **POINTS TO HEART**
Homeless J (15:55:27): EYE OF THE TIGER MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO SIGN CONTRACTS AND JOG AROUND THE ROOM
BigBadBillDemott (15:56:37): VINCE WILL JOG WHILE HOGAN POSES, PYROS WILL BE GOING OFF AND PILMAN WILL BE IN A WHEELBARROW, WE'LL MAKE AN EXCITING ENTRANCE COMPLETE WITH DOINK THE CLOWN AND A WHOLE BAG OF TRICKS
Homeless J (15:57:03): WE CAN EVEN FILM IT FOR RAW, IT CAN TAKE UP THE WHOLE FIRST HOUR AND A HALF
BigBadBillDemott (15:57:26): AND PARTS 2-55 WILL BE AIRD OVER THE COMING MONTHS AND YEARS
Homeless J (15:57:39): INDEED
Homeless J (15:57:44): WHICH WILL CULMINATE IN A HUGE SPECIAL EDITION DVD SET
BigBadBillDemott (15:57:49): WITH A REPLAY ON DEMAND ON WWE.COM
BigBadBillDemott (15:58:09): DVD WILL RETAIL WORLDWIDE
Homeless J (15:58:20): WE WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY THAT WE CAN BUY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN AMERICA AND SELL THEM TO MEXICO
Homeless J (15:58:51): AND TRIPLE THE PROFIT
BigBadBillDemott (15:58:56): LATINO WORLD ORDER T SHIRTS WILL BE RESOLD
Homeless J (15:59:17): LA PARKA WILL BE BROUGHT IN AS THE CHAIRMAN OF WWE
BigBadBillDemott (15:59:38): COMPLETE WITH DANCING
Homeless J (16:00:10): NITRO GIRLS
Homeless J (16:01:16): WE'LL HAVE CHINKS RUNNING DOWN THE ISLE AND DOING ALL KINDS OF BACKFLIPS AND CHEERLEADER MOVES LIKE A GREAT MUTA ENTRANCE

It's my job to put people over but I do it because I'm nice. Well I'm sick of it. You fucks that read is offer nothing in return. SCREW YOU, I HOPE YOU DIE. THATS RIGHT I SAID IT.

XxXx

**Walks into 7-11** 
...OH THANK HEAVEN. 7-11.

YO DAWG, YOU SEEN A GOLD FREAK COME IN HEA MAN? HE BEEN STALKIN' ME ALL WEEK I CAN'T GET RID OF HIM MAN.

YO WHERE THE SLURPEES AT DAWG?? YEA... I GOTTA GET MY.. GOOD LUCK PRE-RITUAL SLURPEE ON. YEAH. IT'S ALL GOOD.

WHAT IS THIS? YO WHAT'S UP KEEHD.. ALL THEM BOOKAH T CUPS.. Y'ALL LOOKIN' FUH ONE!!?!! I'LL HOOK Y'ALL UP LATER.. Y'ALL GET UP OUTTA HEA MAN!!! HA HA HA HA!!! YEA!

**Kids run away scared**

**Looks at cups**

HARDYZ?? RVD?? ROCK?? Y'ALL ALL SOLD OUT OR WHAT OF BOOKUH TEE CUPS?!?! Y'ALL MUST BE SUCKA...

BEEN LOOKIN' FORWARD TO THIS... RVD YOU LOOKIN' REAL TOUGH NOW HUH PUNK.. AIN'T GON BE LOOKIN' TOUGH WHEN I'M KICKIN' YO PUNK ASS

**Fills up little Girly cup with Slurpee**
**Drinks it like a woman**

FUCK YOU WHITEY

XxXx

I hate people who lie. Lying is like the worst trait any of you Scumbag mother fuckers could have picked up during your childhood. When someone lies to me, it's like they're saying they're a step ahead of me. The thing is, I know when people lie. Because I'm too advanced for any of you Stupid Fucks who think you're a step ahead of me. Liars make me angry. Make me want to smash things. Bill smash.

I HATE the random Freakish screen names IMing me. End the damn madness.

FUCKING POST SOMETHING YOU FAGGOTS

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A cripple and a homeless chink.

BigBadBillDemott (01:28:55): fat bitch
Anthony Cripple (01:29:03): PINK SKULL SHIRT
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:09): huh
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:17): is that what you have on?
Anthony Cripple (01:29:28): you
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:32): liar
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:40): your mommy picked it out for you
Anthony Cripple (01:29:41): you mix roids with marijuana
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:48): not possible
Anthony Cripple (01:30:15): you take a needle in your ass, then relax by smoking pot
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:30): you're the expert
Anthony Cripple is idle at 01:57:46.
Anthony Cripple is no longer idle at 02:23:52.
Anthony Cripple is idle at 03:26:51.
Anthony Cripple is no longer idle at 04:00:04.
Anthony Cripple is idle at 07:09:25.
Anthony Cripple is no longer idle at 08:03:39.
Anthony Cripple is idle at 10:11:20.
BigBadBillDemott (20:57:50): I'LL KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT
Anthony Cripple (20:57:57): No you won't, fat-so.
BigBadBillDemott (20:58:08): I will to, junior
BigBadBillDemott (21:01:28): you're nothing without me
Anthony Cripple (21:01:49): Get on a diet.
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:04): you're on a cum diet
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:21): but you're still a fat rocker
Anthony Cripple (21:02:22): I'll slap you.
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:28): do it pal

THE HOMELESS CHINK

Homeless J(06:53:28): PIP
Auto response from BigBadBillDemott (06:53:29): I wonder how many lesbian cheerleaders out there search the web to learn sexual positions ideal for performing in an automobile.
Homeless J(06:53:51): We may never know the answer to that important question.
Homeless Jis away at 08:39:01.
Homeless Jsigned off at 08:45:02.
Homeless Jsigned on at 09:05:30.
BigBadBillDemott (10:04:09): we can only try to find the answer
Homeless J(10:05:38): Yes, we must at least try.
BigBadBillDemott (10:06:08): you're a good chink
Homeless J(10:06:56): I'm the only good chink around. Some chinks pretend to be good, but then they jerk off in your beef chow yuk and smile at you decievingly.
BigBadBillDemott (10:07:38): did you look at my blog?
Homeless J(10:07:52): What's the link again
BigBadBillDemott (10:07:56): nigga
BigBadBillDemott (10:08:02): HOW CAN YOU INSULT ME
Homeless J(10:08:42): It's fairly easy actually.
BigBadBillDemott (10:09:29): shut it
Homeless J(10:09:36): What's the damn link, wopper?
BigBadBillDemott (10:10:06): anger
BigBadBillDemott (10:10:16): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
Homeless J(10:10:48): Thanks, Chopsticks McChowmein.
BigBadBillDemott (10:11:04): =-O
BigBadBillDemott (10:11:11): I'm not a chink
Homeless J(10:11:41): That was a compliment to you, old chum. My real name is Chopsticks Chowmein.
BigBadBillDemott (10:12:19): your crazy chink logic had me confused
BigBadBillDemott (10:12:27): I'm away, brother
Homeless J(10:12:27): It happens.
Homeless J(10:12:38): You're always coming and going as you please.
BigBadBillDemott (10:12:49): I tend to do that
BigBadBillDemott (10:12:52): bye champ
Homeless J(10:12:56): Bye Mean Gene.
BigBadBillDemott (12:06:36): hey chink
Homeless J(12:06:56): Hi niglet.
BigBadBillDemott (12:07:03): did you read my blog?
Homeless J(12:07:14): Yes.
Homeless J(12:07:19): I even left a comment.
BigBadBillDemott (12:07:21): your thoughta?
Homeless J(12:07:41): It's a very well-put-together piece of work. I applaud your efforts.
BigBadBillDemott (12:08:25): I thank you
Homeless J(12:08:44): Now do I get an IC title shot?
BigBadBillDemott (12:09:00): with Jericho, hmmm
BigBadBillDemott (12:09:23): you've just returned to the Active Roster
Homeless J(12:10:08): *pumps fist in the air in victory*
Homeless J(12:10:32): Now all I need to do is fake a torn rotator cuff by power walking across the ring ala Kevin Nash.
BigBadBillDemott (12:11:41): I'll give you an IC title shot if you remain active for 2 weeks. I'm a fair man and you can help put Tomko over and Snitsky
Homeless J(12:12:01): Fair enough.
Homeless J(12:12:44): Tomko and Snitsky are pretty green, so if they break my nose like Orton did to Batista, I'll break their spines in three places.
BigBadBillDemott (12:12:52): you'll job to Tomko and then have a baby with Mae Young. Snitsky will kill the baby and you'll be feuding with him and Jericho in a triple threat ladder match.
BigBadBillDemott (12:13:14): bring that aggression
Homeless J(12:13:17): Is your name Brian Gerwitz by any chance?
BigBadBillDemott (12:13:23): yes it is
Homeless J(12:13:32): HOMELESS AGGRESSION
BigBadBillDemott (12:14:00): that's 10 months of a storyline and a major feud right there
Homeless J(12:14:45): And plus I get to impregnate Mae Young. That's a big plus.
BigBadBillDemott (12:15:18): imagine how that'll look to your fanbase, impressed they will be I'm sure
Homeless J(12:16:10): Yeah, because my fanbase is comprised mainly of homeless crackheads who haven't gotten pussy in over ten years.
BigBadBillDemott (12:16:28): they'll be as hot for Mae as you are
Homeless J(12:17:06): As long as the years of crack abuse hasn't made their cocks shrivel up and fall off.
BigBadBillDemott (12:17:24): who gives a damn
BigBadBillDemott (12:17:54): it's about making you a credible champion in a ground breaking edgy story
Homeless J(12:18:22): Or about filling time between Orton vs Evolution and the Diva Search.
Homeless J(12:18:26): Either way.
BigBadBillDemott (12:18:30): hey pal
BigBadBillDemott (12:18:35): don't insult the writing ok
BigBadBillDemott (12:18:48): the Diva search paid off big time
Homeless J(12:18:49): I'm sorry, your work is genius.
Homeless J(12:19:11): I would kill a hundred armies with my bare hands just for the opporitunity to lick Christy's ass.
BigBadBillDemott (12:20:05): I'd like to her have a lesbian angle with a heel Trish
BigBadBillDemott (12:20:35): based upon each ladies view on strap on sex and is anal a good idea
Homeless J(12:20:57): I would kill 200 armies just to lick any part of Trish. Then I would cut off my tongue and preserve it in an airtight jar.
BigBadBillDemott (12:21:28): could you work that into a promo for when we set the wheels in motion for the Mae story but about Mae?
Homeless J(12:21:52): If I got Mean Gene around, I can work anything into a promo. Mean Gene is like promolicious crack cocaine.
BigBadBillDemott (12:22:27): Mean Gene is sick, he needs a kidney
Homeless J(12:22:34): He can have three of mine.
BigBadBillDemott (12:23:06): I'll have him discharged from the hospital, what I need to know is when you want to run this?
Homeless J(12:23:53): I want that belt around my waist as soon as possible. Seriously, I need something to hold up my pants.
BigBadBillDemott (12:25:58): I'll have a creative meeting with Vince, JR and anybody else who is passing the toilet at the time. Get yourself ready for a push and some new ring attarie
Homeless J(12:26:58): I don't have to wear tights do I? My massive junk would put all others to shame.
BigBadBillDemott (12:27:12): you can wear spandex
Homeless J(12:28:13): Can I wear Jushin Thunder Liger's mask?
BigBadBillDemott (12:28:32): no, they would be an insult
Homeless J(12:28:41): An insult to me of course.
Homeless J(12:28:44): Damn japs.
BigBadBillDemott (12:29:06): you choose your attarie if you wish, make it flashy and bright
Homeless J(12:29:22): Here in America, we spell it as "attire"
BigBadBillDemott (12:30:21): fuck you
Homeless J(12:30:32): :-D
BigBadBillDemott (12:31:24): I'll talk to you when you show me some respect, mister
Homeless J(12:31:52): I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
BigBadBillDemott (01:48:22): I thought you were my ace boon coon?
Homeless J(01:48:33): I am, honey bunches of limey oats.
BigBadBillDemott (01:49:49): BAYAM
Homeless J(01:50:00): ILL HIT U WIF A BIG BOOT
Homeless J(01:50:20): DDT ON THE TITLE BELT
Homeless J(01:50:28): BILL DEMOTT IS TEMPORARILY PARALYZED FROM THE ASS DOWN
BigBadBillDemott (01:50:32): you aint gonna be the real deal holyfield like Sweet Mo Fuggin J, you just gots to learn about it to respect the G's an shih
Homeless J(01:51:12): LADIES LOVE HOMELESS J
BigBadBillDemott (01:51:23): punk beeatch
Homeless J(01:51:32): *sprays jeri curl*
BigBadBillDemott (01:51:37): PAYAOW BEEATCH
Homeless J(01:51:38): *leans against gravity*
Homeless J(01:51:40): Listen here Mean Gene
Homeless J(01:51:50): I paralyzed Bill DeMott from the ass down for a reason.
Homeless J(01:51:54): *adjusts sunglasses*
Homeless J(01:51:59): *stares into camera*
Homeless J(01:52:12): He looked at me cockeyed, just like the niggers did on MLK boulevard.
Homeless J(01:52:23): *moonwalks in a circle*
Homeless J(01:52:29): *leans against gravity*
Homeless J(01:52:48): Anyone who looks at me wrong will be dealt with in a paralyzing manner. NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT, CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (01:53:00): I bust in yo ayass if you be steppin mutha fucka
Homeless J(01:53:21): PIPS BEEN LISTENING TO FUCK THE POLICE
Homeless J(01:53:23): HES ANGRY
Homeless J(01:53:30): FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE!
BigBadBillDemott (01:53:44): wit ya hands in da aya like ya juss don't caya
Homeless J(01:54:15): Instead of the Ric Flair strut you already do, you should start c-walking everywhere.
BigBadBillDemott (01:54:22): REPRESENTIN
Homeless J(01:55:07): IN AIM CHATS, THERES ALWAYS A RED AND A BLUE
Homeless J(01:55:12): I THINK AIM IS TRYING TO INSTIGATE A GANG WAR
BigBadBillDemott (01:55:33): I be skoolin wit da rhymes
Homeless J(01:55:50): BUST A FREESTYLE DOGG
BigBadBillDemott (01:56:38): I'm da one dats gonna rap tonight
with ma peeps an ma ho's I be doin it right
cause da dope ride we be passin is tight
I got ma chronic xbox an satellite
Homeless J(01:57:06): *beatboxes*
BigBadBillDemott (01:57:27): I'm da type o gangsta dats built to lass
if ya step I put a Air Force Ones in yo Ayass
I'm like Nelly cept schmoover
Like Fiddy cept meana
Like biggie cept leana
Like Dre... listen to what I say
Homeless J(01:57:49): SHITS GOIN PLATINUM SON
BigBadBillDemott (01:58:04): I can't even believe how schmoove I am
Homeless J(01:58:15): IF YOU FART ON A RECORD ITLL STILL SOUND GOOD
BigBadBillDemott (01:59:39): a wonderful concept
BigBadBillDemott (01:59:55): WORD TO MY JIGGA MAN HOMELESS J
Homeless J(02:00:03): HOMELESS JIGGA WHAT
Homeless J(02:00:05): HOMELESS JIGGA WHO
BigBadBillDemott (02:00:20): HOMELESS JIGGA J
Homeless J(02:00:21): HOLA HOMELESSITO
BigBadBillDemott (02:00:46): BOOGIE DOWN GANGSTAZ
BigBadBillDemott (00:29:35): Homless Chink
BigBadBillDemott (00:29:39): or do you prefer greasy spic?
Homeless J(00:29:55): I like fucking greasy spics.
BigBadBillDemott (00:30:24): you like having sex with them or you like them in general and said fucking to enforce that point?
BigBadBillDemott (00:30:33): THE ENFORCER DOUBLE
BigBadBillDemott (00:30:34): A
Homeless J(00:31:54): A little from column A, a little from column B
Homeless J(00:31:58): I love fuckin fucking them, fuckin A.
BigBadBillDemott (00:32:10): fuckin hell
BigBadBillDemott (00:32:15): you're a right fuck
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:26): ALL YOU FANS CAN STICK IT, BROTHER
Homeless J(01:18:47): STICK IT UP YOUR POOP CHUTES
BigBadBillDemott (01:19:16): you're asinsane as Randy Savage
Homeless J(01:19:46): And twice as handsome
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:14): with an afro and slanty eyes
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:41): did you read my blog?
Homeless J(01:21:23): I read your blog every day.
BigBadBillDemott (01:21:30): liar
Homeless J(01:21:54): You're right, I can't back that up.
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:02): you scumbag
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:25): it's fucks like you which made me post the last update
Homeless J(01:23:05): I like to scratch my balls. It's fun.
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:28): what does that have to do with me putting you over?
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:44): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
Homeless J(01:24:00): You putting me over is just as fun as me scratching my balls. Everyone wins.
BigBadBillDemott (01:24:30): I'd like to punch you in the eye for that comment
Homeless J(01:24:57): But you're too busy scratching your balls?
BigBadBillDemott (01:25:09): no and they don't itch
Homeless J(01:25:27): Then you have no real excuse for not punching me in the face
Homeless J(01:25:33): You titanic pussy wart
BigBadBillDemott (01:26:07): shut your mouth, hoodrat
BigBadBillDemott (01:26:12): I made you famous
Homeless J(01:27:02): A pussy made me famous. A limey pussy no less.
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:12): =-O
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:24): YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE JACK?
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:45): I'll knock you on your ass and turn your lights out
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:52): you're nothing more than a jobber
Homeless J(01:27:58): No, inside is fine. I'm not wearing any clothes and it's cold outside.
Homeless J(01:28:06): NUDE JACKNIFE POWERBOMB
Homeless J(01:28:13): Is that a promise?
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:20): yes
Homeless J(01:28:35): BRING IT CHUMP CHANGE
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:54): I WILL CHINK
Homeless J(01:29:41): I AM WAITING FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF LIMEY OFFENSE
Homeless J(01:29:51): I AM IMPATIENTLY CHECKING MY WATCH AND TAPPING MY FOOT
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:03): would you stop with the name calling
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:17): it's real off putting
Homeless J(01:30:52): Sorry lover.
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:11): what about Ras Kass?
Homeless J(01:32:57): Soul on Ice = classic album
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:20): glad you know the name
BigBadBillDemott (01:35:12): what is your roids intake?
Homeless J(01:35:53): 59983 MGs a day
Homeless J(01:35:59): I sweat roid juice
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:11): PrincessAlly646 (01:35:59): hey who is this
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:53): I wish you could go on a roid rampage with the fools that IM me all random
Homeless J(01:37:14): I WILL
Homeless J(01:37:14): GIVE ME THEIR NAMES
BigBadBillDemott (01:37:21): PrincessAlly646
Homeless J(01:38:27): MORE PLEEZ
BigBadBillDemott (01:38:42): BIG NASTY NASH
Homeless J(01:39:20): BIG NASTY NASH is my homeboy
BigBadBillDemott (01:39:30): he's a fat queer
BigBadBillDemott (01:39:45): he's also dating bukkake anyone
Homeless J(01:39:56): Anthony loves fat queers.
BigBadBillDemott (01:40:35): would you crush Anthony in a heartbeat?
Homeless J(01:42:22): He's too fat to crush, I'd have to go get a big earth mover and that would take longer than a heartbeat.
Homeless J(01:42:34): Luckily he's a cripple so he wouldn't be going anywhere.
BigBadBillDemott (01:42:53): do you consider cripples normal?
BigBadBillDemott (01:43:04): do they have a place in America?
BigBadBillDemott (01:43:12): in your social structure
Homeless J(01:43:35): I like stealing their wheelchairs
Homeless J(01:43:41): And wheeling them down hills
BigBadBillDemott (01:43:58): how many wheelchairs have you stolen?
Homeless J(01:44:28): Countless amounts.
BigBadBillDemott (01:45:02): have you ever stolen Anthony's?
Homeless J(01:45:27): No, he's too fat. I can't get him off it. I might try to lure him off with a cupcake.
BigBadBillDemott (01:46:07): he'd eat you if he thought you were sweet to taste
Homeless J(01:46:41): Or if you're smothered in JR's barbeque sauce.
BigBadBillDemott (01:47:19): oh dear god
BigBadBillDemott (01:47:23): V-Ice
Homeless J(01:48:03): VAN WINKLE
BigBadBillDemott (01:48:16): ROBERT
BigBadBillDemott (01:48:26): Bi-Polar
BigBadBillDemott (01:48:32): name of his album
Homeless J(01:48:33): EVEN WORSE
Homeless Jis away at 01:48:41.
Homeless J(02:05:49): PSYCHO SID
BigBadBillDemott (02:06:21): where?
Homeless J(02:07:12): In the unemployment line
BigBadBillDemott (02:07:25): BUT HE COULD BE A BOOKER
Homeless J(02:08:08): HE HAS THE ABILITY
Homeless J(02:08:16): HE STABBED ARN ANDERSON WITH SCISSORS
BigBadBillDemott (02:08:32): he talks about that in his shoot
BigBadBillDemott (02:08:51): he comes off as trying to calm things and that Arn attacked him like a lunatic
Homeless J(02:09:29): hahahaha yeah right
BigBadBillDemott (02:10:03): The personalities of the dwarf characters in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs represent the seven stages of cocaine addiction.
BigBadBillDemott (02:10:38): Disney produced an animated film called The Story of Menstruation.
Homeless J(02:10:42): DROOPY
BigBadBillDemott (02:10:57): The Story of Menstruation, what a classic
Homeless J(02:11:32): Definate childrens material
Homeless Jis away at 02:11:40.
Homeless J(09:15:23): Your chink intestines anger me.
BigBadBillDemott (10:23:49): I'm watching a Ricky Steamboat shoot interview at 11 AM
Homeless J(10:23:57): It's 11 AM over there?
BigBadBillDemott (10:24:03): it's 10:23
Homeless J(10:24:25): Ricky Steamboat shoot interview + wheaties + orange juice = perfectly balanced breakfast
BigBadBillDemott (10:24:51): it's on until 1 PM
BigBadBillDemott (10:24:59): would you like to come over and watch?
Homeless J(10:25:11): Yes. Will there be tea and crumpets served?
BigBadBillDemott (10:25:17): just tea
Homeless J(10:25:23): Fair enough.
BigBadBillDemott (10:25:50): I don't think I've ever heard him speak
BigBadBillDemott (10:25:54): have you?
Homeless J(10:26:16): No, but I have seen this
Homeless J(10:26:18): http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/35/1/drphil_fraud.php" title="http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article.php/35/1/drphil_fraud.php" target="_blank"http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/...
BigBadBillDemott (10:28:20): nonsense
Homeless J(10:28:56): Your mother is nonsense.
BigBadBillDemott (10:29:12): ogre
Homeless J(10:29:27): Fiend.
BigBadBillDemott (10:30:11): :-(
Homeless J(10:31:26): PIP IS A MICROPHONE FIEND
BigBadBillDemott (10:31:34): NOBODY ILLER
Homeless Jsigned off at 11:07:09.
BigBadBillDemott (22:52:45): Marianna Komlos died on September 26th. WWE audiences knew her as Mrs. Cleavage and Marianna, the girlfriend of Chaz, during a short stint with the company. Komlos was a professional bodybuilder and fitness magazine model. She was 35 and said to have succumbed to breast cancer.
Homeless J(22:53:35): That's what you get when you're a woman and you lift weights.
BigBadBillDemott (22:53:49): you get breast cancer?
Homeless J(22:53:55): Yes.
BigBadBillDemott (22:54:25): perhaps
Homeless J(22:54:32): No, I know for sure.
BigBadBillDemott (22:56:46): Gene Snitsky is awesome
Homeless J(22:56:56): He also has breast cancer.
BigBadBillDemott (22:57:04): from lifting weights?
Homeless J(22:57:19): No, from taking it in the poop chute.
BigBadBillDemott (22:58:04): how do you know?
Homeless J(22:58:24): I'm secretly Pat Patterson. But don't tell anyone.
BigBadBillDemott (22:58:38): =-O

And a Jew.

Jewlian (01:31:00): man
Jewlian (01:31:08): what do you do all day
Jewlian (01:31:12): i mean you idle
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:17): tis n that
Jewlian (01:31:21): liar
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:24): what
Jewlian (01:31:24): you shoot roids
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:27): WHAT BITCH
Jewlian (01:31:29): and drink wine
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:33): I don't
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:51): you and cripple spend to much time talking
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:04): it's no wonder your both queer
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:28): and what is with that screen name?
Jewlian (01:32:45): im back to my niggerchinkgook
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:57): that means nothing
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:10): that gimmick ran it's course, the fans hated it
Jewlian (01:35:29): jew is dead
BigBadBillDemott (01:35:59): so you came up with some shitty screen name
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:03): wow, way to go pal
Jewlian (01:36:28): WELL U WANT ME TO GO N USE BIG NASTY NASH AS A REG SN
Jewlian (01:36:35): THAT MADE U FAMOUS
Jewlian (01:36:42): MADE THE CLIQUE
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:44): if it means you never use this one again, yes
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:50): you didn't make Bill Demott famous
Jewlian (01:36:51): LONDON CALLING
BigBadBillDemott (01:37:01): I made you famous and that was the turning point
Jewlian (01:37:02): BIG NASTY NASH
Jewlian (01:37:13): MADE LONDON CALLING FAMOUS
BigBadBillDemott (01:37:51): this is my world and you all just live in it
Jewlian (01:39:04): your pyscho sid
BigBadBillDemott (01:39:21): I'm Bill Demott
BigBadBillDemott (01:39:31): Josh Matthews could kick your ass
Jewlian (01:40:00): youre dave roberts you bipolar bitch a 40 year old from england who eats n drinks tea n crumpits
BigBadBillDemott (01:40:17): can you prove that?
BigBadBillDemott (01:40:36): can you prove there is an ounce of truth in that uneducated statement?
BigBadBillDemott (01:40:39): NO YOU CAN NOT
BigBadBillDemott (01:40:42): DICK LIPS
Jewlian (06:17:32): Jewlian: RAW will be live from Manchester, England for the first time ever!
Jewlian: oh my
bukkake anyone: That's where Dave is from
Jewlian: you think dave will hitchhike from his village to see it
bukkake anyone: yes
bukkake anyone: he'll take a charriot
Jewlian: dave went to the 1st beatles concert in manchester
Jewlian: he was 15
Jewlian: now how old is he
bukkake anyone: 42
bukkake anyone: Dave was a member of the Beatles at one point
Jewlian: he use to gangbang with ringo and shoot roids with lennon
Jewlian: in tha $hower...
<HR>dont provoke me nigga,i choke tha trigga, i let NINA deep-throat chu nigga
Jewlian (16:09:05): we told you off
Jewlian (16:09:28): Jewlian: RAW will be live from Manchester, England for the first time ever!
Jewlian: oh my
bukkake anyone: That's where Dave is from
Jewlian: you think dave will hitchhike from his village to see it
bukkake anyone: yes
bukkake anyone: he'll take a charriot
Jewlian: dave went to the 1st beatles concert in manchester
Jewlian: he was 15
Jewlian: now how old is he
bukkake anyone: 42
bukkake anyone: Dave was a member of the Beatles at one point
Jewlian: he use to gangbang with ringo and shoot roids with lennon
BigBadBillDemott (16:09:59): that's gay
Jewlian (16:10:36): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (16:10:39): shut up or I'll pee in your butt
Jewlian (16:10:44): EW
Jewlian (16:10:47): YOU FAGGOT
BigBadBillDemott (16:10:55): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (16:11:12): I told you off
Jewlian (16:11:22): we told u off
Jewlian (16:11:25): pip.
BigBadBillDemott (16:11:32): and I counter told you off
BigBadBillDemott (16:11:36): Sandy
Jewlian (16:11:50): yeah so but you shoot roids
Jewlian (16:11:57): and drink red wine
BigBadBillDemott (16:12:02): you suck cock
Jewlian (16:12:04): youre a crazed man
BigBadBillDemott (16:12:06): and drink cum
BigBadBillDemott (16:12:13): you're a greasy spic
BigBadBillDemott (16:12:22): Anthony is a crippled rocker
Jewlian (16:12:29): SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DO THAT YOUR BLOODY FAG FROM "MAN"CHESTER
BigBadBillDemott (16:12:45): that made no sense
Jewlian (16:13:35): i dont need to make sense
BigBadBillDemott (16:13:51): yes you do, junior
Jewlian (16:13:55): IM IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Jewlian (16:13:59): NOT BRITIAN
Jewlian (16:14:05): WHERE YOU PEOPLE WEAR WIGS
BigBadBillDemott (16:14:13): the united states of fatness
BigBadBillDemott (16:14:20): you jew bastard
Jewlian (16:14:26): youre gayer as simon dean.
BigBadBillDemott (16:14:33): as
BigBadBillDemott (16:14:37): you mean than
BigBadBillDemott (16:14:42): gayer than simon dean
Jewlian (16:14:59): pip in america we dont talk old english
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:00): you can't insult me or tell me off and not make yourself look like a total Beaver Girl
Jewlian (16:15:06): we do it with slang
Jewlian (16:15:13): or str8 up shank you
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:16): you talk gibberish
Jewlian (16:15:16): BITCHBOY
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:23): flaky
Jewlian (16:15:26): you talk like a assgobblin
Jewlian (16:15:30): all proper
Jewlian (16:15:32): and queer
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:32): like an
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:35): no
Jewlian (16:15:41): told off.
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:42): I talk like roid user
BigBadBillDemott (16:15:47): how was that telling me off?
Jewlian (16:15:49): BUFF DADDY
Jewlian (16:16:29): Jewlian: you know you have to be friendly at target
Jewlian: you cant go barbaric.
Jewlian: you think you can handle that.
Anthony: i'm working overnight
Jewlian: they gonna mistake you as homo take you in the back and rape you and stick you in boxs
Jewlian: watch your ass going to be doing go backs.
Anthony: Like Bradshaw does.
Jewlian: thats your dad.
BigBadBillDemott (16:17:41): TheAsylumite (21:20:25): Do I get a ribbon or medal of some sort?
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:38): you got a title shot
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:54): for Jc's Jew title
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:59): in a match of your choice
TheAsylumite (21:21:56): Why would I want the Jew Title? Jews are massively gay.
BigBadBillDemott (21:22:19): because you like the Jew people?
TheAsylumite (21:22:37): Incorrect.
TheAsylumite (21:22:49): I've always said that someone should invent one huge oven to shove them all into.
BigBadBillDemott (21:25:39): don't cut a promo without Gene. This could build into a feud with you and Jc. The Jew's would love it and I'm sure you could do with a job as I don't see TNA calling your washed up ass

BigBadBillDemott (16:17:53): Homeless J told you off.
BigBadBillDemott (16:18:11): BELEE DAT PLAYA
Jewlian (16:18:15): Anthony: BigBadBillDemott: wrestle me in jelly and James can be the Mexican midget who refs the match, the gooks would love it
BigBadBillDemott (16:18:32): haha
BigBadBillDemott (16:18:48): how does it feel being made fun of by a cripple with long rocker hair?
Jewlian (16:19:15): Anthony: I'll bodyslam you.
Jewlian: and do a stink face on you
Jewlian: ill bear hug you
Jewlian: you say it with such intense
Jewlian: hahha
Anthony: I'm worried about Dave.
Jewlian: i am too
Jewlian: dave will kill us one day.
Jewlian: i have a feeling
Anthony: He's going to go insane one day and shoot up London.
BigBadBillDemott (16:20:08): when are you and Anthony getting married?
Jewlian (16:20:43): Homie J: WE HAVE TO GET TEW SO WE CAN RENAME HHH TO PIP AND JOB HIM TO SHELTON
Jewlian (16:21:42): Jewlian: I SEEMYSELF LIKE MEATWAD SOMETIMES
Jewlian: HHAA
Jewlian: HAHAH
Jewlian: 8-) hunger force every night now
Homie J: YES
Homie J: I see myself like Shake.
Jewlian: whos carl and frylock
Homie J: Frylock is Pip
Homie J: THAT HOMO
Homie J: I BET FRYLOCK WOULD MAKE SHAKE PAY FOR TEW
Jewlian: YES
BigBadBillDemott (16:21:44): BigBadBillDemott (11:04:35): WHAT
TheAsylumite (11:04:57): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (11:05:23): WHAT
TheAsylumite (11:05:49): HUH
BigBadBillDemott (11:05:56): HUH WHAT
TheAsylumite (11:06:07): LOOK AT THE BUTT STARING YOU IN THE FACE
TheAsylumite (11:07:05): YOU ARE SO DAMN ENGLISH THAT IT MAKES ME CRY
BigBadBillDemott (11:07:13): CRY BITCH
BigBadBillDemott (11:07:22): YOU'LL CRY WHEN I SLAP YOU AROUND
TheAsylumite (11:07:36): ILL GIVE U A DIAMOND CUTTER
TheAsylumite (11:07:53): ACE CRUSHER
BigBadBillDemott (11:07:59): I'LL GIVE YOU A BUTT CRUSHER
BigBadBillDemott (11:08:10): A BUTT RIPPING
BigBadBillDemott (11:08:21): YOU SICK BASTARD, YOU'D ENJOY THAT
Jewlian (16:22:56): Pip: my mother would not sleep in your flea, roach infested bed, jerk off.
Pip: ha, she's gone all quite
Jewlian: she sleeps in the tub where she salt water herlself pip like the WHALE THAT SHE IS PIP
Jewlian: YOUR MOTHER
BigBadBillDemott (16:23:23): BigBadBillDemott (11:13:14): I didn't know you had a Xanga
TheAsylumite (11:13:21): JUST CALL ME RICE PUBES
BigBadBillDemott (11:13:26): http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=TimmyPorterTheP okemonMaster" title="http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=TimmyPorterTheP okemonMaster" target="_blank"http://www.xanga.com/home.asp...
BigBadBillDemott (11:13:37): YOU CHINK
Jewlian (16:23:45): i need to get ready for work
BigBadBillDemott (16:24:13): for your daily raping
BigBadBillDemott (16:24:24): you don't have a job
BigBadBillDemott (16:24:30): you're a bum like fat Tony
BigBadBillDemott (16:25:01): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
BigBadBillDemott (16:25:10): I PUT YOU OVER
Jewlian (16:32:22): 03): Hi, I'm Sting. Remember me? I'm the guy with no heart! I'm the guy who's no longer hungry! I'm the guy who's finished! Who's done! Why should I want to give the fans their money's worth when I can be in a movie with Daisy Fuentes? Buy the Stinger MasterCard now!- Jeff Jarrent as Sting: Nitro 2000
Jewlian (16:35:33): 05): That's where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.- Jim Cornette on Dusty Rhode's birthmark
Jewlian (16:35:49): pip
Jewlian (16:35:54): you no sell
Jewlian (16:36:00): you old english welsh
BigBadBillDemott (19:14:03): remove this screen name
Jewlian (19:15:11): no
Jewlian (19:15:14): im keeping it
Jewlian (19:15:16): like you kept
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:19): yes Jewlian
Jewlian (19:15:20): IKON FRANCHISE
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:28): but I don't use it
Jewlian (19:15:33): pip you remind me of a song
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:34): I'M BILL DEMOTT
Jewlian (19:15:40): jacobs Word
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:40): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jewlian (19:15:45): by ICP
Jewlian (19:15:50): you need a hug
BigBadBillDemott (19:16:17): I demand you use Jewlian
Jewlian (19:16:33): BIG NASTY NASH
BigBadBillDemott (19:17:15): Big Nasty is a homo
BigBadBillDemott (19:26:00): fatty

Bill Demott puts the active roster over once again, fuckers.

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How the fuck am I supposed to run this blog single handly?

It's impossible when you consider the people I make famous and put it over. I SAID MAKE FAMOUS AND PUT OVER. Don't offer any involvement, so why should I bother?. After all I'm not gaining anything and I couldn't care less if you fat queer rockers even read this, that goes for those that I put over and the marks.

You truly suck.

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