It's time to give all you fans out there some news, so here we go. Homeless J returned and met with Bill Demott to discuss his future with the company.
BigBadBillDemott (21:05:02): HOMELESS J
TheAsylumite (21:05:09): BIG BAD PIP DEMOTT
BigBadBillDemott (21:05:15): THE FANS ARE CHANTING
TheAsylumite (21:05:15): HOW ARE YOU, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL
TheAsylumite (21:05:27): THE FANS ARE SCREAMING FOR THE HOMELESS ONE
BigBadBillDemott (21:05:29): I'm pleased you have made your return
TheAsylumite (21:05:33): SCREAMING FOR HIM TO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES
TheAsylumite (21:05:35): BUT I WILL NOT
BigBadBillDemott (21:06:04): no need for clothes, we're all friends here
BigBadBillDemott (21:17:39): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
BigBadBillDemott (21:17:49): you say a pray for Bossman ok
TheAsylumite (21:18:23): I went down to Cobb County Georgia, and I respected all the signs and laws just for ol Ray.
BigBadBillDemott (21:19:03): you're a good man, WWE is proud of you and so is Bill Demott
TheAsylumite (21:20:25): Do I get a ribbon or medal of some sort?
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:38): you got a title shot
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:54): for Jc's Jew title
BigBadBillDemott (21:20:59): in a match of your choice
TheAsylumite (21:21:56): Why would I want the Jew Title? Jews are massively gay.
BigBadBillDemott (21:22:19): because you like the Jew people?
TheAsylumite (21:22:37): Incorrect.
TheAsylumite (21:22:49): I've always said that someone should invent one huge oven to shove them all into.
BigBadBillDemott (21:25:39): don't cut a promo without Gene. This could build into a feud with you and Jc. The Jew's would love it and I'm sure you could do with a job as I don't see TNA calling your washed up ass
TheAsylumite (21:26:58): TNA called, but they wanted me to job to Trinity seven times and then wrestle Precious Paul Ellering in a Hell in a Cell match. But don't worry, I will never cut a real promo without my buddy Mean Gene.
BigBadBillDemott (21:29:42): I got an idea, we have you return at No Mercy to run in on Jc's match with Mae Young. You help the old hag to win. Coach interviews Mae after the match and you steal her interview, beat down on Mae. Homeless J makes his return.
TheAsylumite (21:31:14): Only if I can beat down the Coach too.
BigBadBillDemott (21:32:28): ok, beat down on Coach too but you better deliver a killer promo
TheAsylumite (21:32:46): You know me, I deliver so many killer promos that I should spend life in prison.
BigBadBillDemott (21:33:17): that's what I'm talking about
BigBadBillDemott (21:33:20): however
BigBadBillDemott (21:33:36): you'll have to work dark matches and a few matches on heat
BigBadBillDemott (21:33:42): just to shake off any ring rust
TheAsylumite (21:35:56): Ultimo Dragon has informed me that they told him that exact quote before he spent 30 consecutive nights on Velocity, jobbing the night away.
BigBadBillDemott (21:36:35): American fans don't give a shit about Jap wrestlers
TheAsylumite (21:37:27): I would think that American fans would love seeing japs powerbombed into submission.
BigBadBillDemott (21:37:44): Japs and Jews, brother
BigBadBillDemott (21:38:17): if Ultimo came back as a Jew/Jap wrestler, he would have got a push
BigBadBillDemott (21:38:21): belee dat
TheAsylumite (21:40:38): BELEE DAT PLAYA
BigBadBillDemott (21:41:51): did you see Batista get his nose broken by Orton?
TheAsylumite (21:42:17): Nope, when did that happen?
BigBadBillDemott (21:43:10): the Raw after the last PPV
TheAsylumite (21:44:33): With all the drugs in my system, I'm surprised I remember my own name half the time.
BigBadBillDemott (21:44:59): did you see that Raw?
BigBadBillDemott (21:45:06): like 3 weeks ago
TheAsylumite (21:45:33): Did he legitimately break his nose?
BigBadBillDemott (21:46:22): yes, with the uppercuts
BigBadBillDemott (21:46:39): Orton jumped out the cake that Evo had set up for HHH's celebration
TheAsylumite (21:46:40): Nice.
TheAsylumite (21:46:57): I missed the first part of that Raw with the cake jumping, but I saw the replay.
BigBadBillDemott (21:46:58): when Orton was clearing the ring he hit Batista with some hard uppercuts
BigBadBillDemott (21:47:15): did you see Dave's bloody swollen nose?
TheAsylumite (21:47:39): I don't remember it off-hand
BigBadBillDemott (21:49:20): Jerry talked about it a couple of times too
TheAsylumite (21:52:22): Jerry Lawler is a drunk and a liar.
BigBadBillDemott (21:52:34): no that would be you
TheAsylumite (21:53:04): True, but he is also a drunk and a liar, just not as much of one.
BigBadBillDemott (21:55:11): perhaps my drunkard friend
BigBadBillDemott (21:55:15): but he is the King
BigBadBillDemott (21:55:24): JERRY THE KING LAWLER
TheAsylumite (21:55:27): THE KING OF MEMPHIS
BigBadBillDemott (21:55:39): does he still run that outfit in Memphis?
TheAsylumite (21:58:10): No, but he should. He should run all kinds of outfits.
BigBadBillDemott (21:58:20): a wrestling outfit
TheAsylumite (21:58:34): I know what you were talking about, chink.
BigBadBillDemott (21:58:40): his Memphis is on my wrestling channel
BigBadBillDemott (21:58:49): the yellow ring ropes and ring are shitty
TheAsylumite (21:58:52): Is it new stuff or old stuff?
BigBadBillDemott (21:59:14): how do I know?
TheAsylumite (22:00:47): Do you see an afro and sideburns on their dicks?
BigBadBillDemott (22:00:56): no
TheAsylumite (22:01:21): Then it must be new, or you weren't looking hard enough. And I think you were looking very hard.
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:30): I was
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:38): I always lookd hard
TheAsylumite (22:02:17): You gangster.
BigBadBillDemott (22:03:18): damn right

Many are suggesting this was a sure fire way to get Homeless J back on televison and return to the active roster. Few in WWE agree that J is deserving after he went MIA. "He should be jobbing for Venus and Tomko on heat", said one insider. No offical comment from Bill Demott or the powers that be.

I wonder how the brains of Preps and people who speak Ebonics function. Like, do they ever break character? Do they call their mothers "Bro" and "Nigga" too? And like.. When they're thinking.. Like let's say they gotta go to the bathroom. Do they think "YO NIGGA I BE HAVE TO GOING TO DA BATHROOM IN HERE HOLLER"? Or do they think like the rest of us normal humans? It's a question that will probably never be answered.Why do girls even have egos anymore? Every girl makes themself out to be all great and cool and shit.. And somewhere down the line, they all wind up going out with a Ghandi-looking guy, or a fat kid who looks like a retired Spanish singer. And that's totally besides the fact that most girls are used up anyways.

Quotes

01): They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.- Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife

02): Rock, I dont want us to end up like all those other great tag teams that split up. Look at the Funks. Look at the Briscoe brothers, they're reduced to running a car repair shop in Tampa. I don't want to end up like the Bodydonnas. I don't wanna end up like...like Skip & Zip - I know you don't wanna end up like Zip, and I sure as hell don't wanna end up like Skip!- Mick Foley: Raw '99

03): Hi, I'm Sting. Remember me? I'm the guy with no heart! I'm the guy who's no longer hungry! I'm the guy who's finished! Who's done! Why should I want to give the fans their money's worth when I can be in a movie with Daisy Fuentes? Buy the Stinger MasterCard now!- Jeff Jarrent as Sting: Nitro 2000

04): Are you mad at me or are you mad at D-Von for fucking your mom last night. Because everyone in Georgia knows your mom is nothing but a five dollar an hour cock sucking whore. And hey I see another five dollar cock sucking whore over there in the black shirt. Hey boy, is that your girlfriend. If you had a hair on your ass you would defend that cum guzzling skank's honor. But at least she aint as bad as that over there. I think thats a woman. Seriously though, if you lost a little wait, you'd still be a fat fucking cow!- Bubba Ray Dudley: ECW '99

05): Stand up kid. Oh, you are standing. Iâ??m sorry.- Kurt Angle to Brian Kendrick

06): My answer comes to Dustin Rhodes with a couple of conditions. If you want me to be your partner Dustin Rhodes, it's not gonna be the Arn Anderson you see standing here today. It's gonna be the Arn Anderson that these people have been demanded for the last year. THE OLD ARN ANDERSON! The one that's not politcally correct. The one that will smack his granny in th mouth for fifty cents. The one that will start a fight in the parking lot and bring it in the building. If I take this match, on these conditions, we may get hurt real bad, but I expect that. We get fined a lot of money. We may get hurt permanent! But if I take this match Dustin Rhodes, under these conditions, understand one thing, we're taking the hurtin' and putting it on them. My answer is Yeah! I'll be your partner.- Arn Anderson

07): Boys with a 'z', is that supposed to scare us? I guess I should take the `S' out of Christian and call myself 'Chriztian.'- Christian

08): Where is the stage? I must entertain! - Chris Jericho

09): I'd rather join DUBYA-SEE-DUBYA...than join DX!!! -Vince McMahon

10): Oh, here he comes now, the Mae West of pro wrestling.- Roddy Piper on Ric Flair: WWF TV '92

11): I told Stu Hart, You must be very proud of your boys. He just looked at me and said, I have boys?- Bobby Heenan

12): I'm wired tighter than a Gibson guitar on a Friday night!- Troy "Dream Machine" Graham
Troy "Dream Machine" Graham... never heard of him.

More news very soon.

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Bill Demott and the WWE were sad to hear about the death of Ray Traylor.

Ray "Big Bossman" Traylor suddenly passed away Wednesday night at his home. He was 42.

Traylor had a very successful run as The Big Bossman in the WWF years ago, and another semi-successful stint with the WWF in the late 90s as a somewhat repackaged Bossman.

His cause of death is a mystery right now. He did not have any known health problems.

01): I'm Curt Hennig

And Big Scott Hall. As Tag Team champs, we'll take them all

So bring on the Long Riders, those dirt ball dumbos

and smear those words and do the wrestle-rock rumble

UHH- Curt Hennig and "Big" Scott Hall: "dueting" on a rap song. Late 80's AWA

02): All you kids out in TV land are not going to have any candy or Easter eggs tomorrow. I told the Claw to hide in the bushes tonight and wait for the Easter Bunny to come by, and when he does I told the Claw to jump out and put the claw hold on him and squeeze, and squeeze, and squeeze and then I told him, not to let go. No more Easter eggs, no more candy, no more Bunny!- Beauregarde: Portland Wrestling: the night before Easter, 1970

03): Michael Hayes saying, Yeah, I grew up in Pensacola, and when I went to high school, I was voted most likely TO BEAT SOMEBODY UP!- "Freebird" Michael Hayes

04): Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.- Bobby Heenan on Lou Ferrigno's speech impediment

05): That's where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.- Jim Cornette on Dusty Rhode's birthmark

06): Here we are, the smartest mind in our sport, J.J. Dillion and the World Heaveyweight Champion who today just happens to be reeking of sex appeal. Now Sting, my friend, right now you just happen to be the focal point of my whole existence. You've been out here for weeks calling me out! Well now I want you to look around the dressing room and ask Luger, ask Road Warrior Hawk, Road Warrior Animal, ask Dusty Rhodes, ask anyone in this sport who's anyone because to be anyone in this sport you have to get in the ring with Ric Flair and if you ask them you'll find out that I beat 'em all. And on March 30, in Charlette It's a big pay day for me . Whether its in L.A., Las Vegas, Greensborro, if you're a betting man and I am, and you lay some money down, in my case millions, then you need to put your money down on the Nature Boy. And Sting I know you've been talking to those fifteen year olds in their training bras, well go ask some of those twenty-one year olds about me and they'll tell you what my greatest attribute is - I'm a sixty minute man baby! And in Charlotte in the Colossium whether its a long sixty or a short ten, ask Luger, its takes more than AAAARRRRRRRRRGH! to get a Woooo! out of the Nature Boy!- Ric Flair: CLASSIC 80's promo

7): Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?

Yeah? For what?

He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in half an hour.

WILL YOU STOP!!- Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon, WWF TV: mid 80's

08): Different people need different things. Some people need a family. Some people need titles. Some people claim to need neither. Diamond Dallas Page is a prime example. But I would have to beg to differ with Page. See I've known him for a very long time. We've been friends, we've been enemies, we've been friends, we've been enemies again. Diamond Dallas Page swears that he need nothing. Nothing whatsoever. Doesn't need his U.S. Title. I don't need this belt to show everyone how great I am. Yet he constantly brings it out with him. He says I don't need anyone. I don't need any people. I don't need the support. I'm glad for it, but I don't need them. Yet he brings his trashy Nitro wife out with im each and every single week. You know it's a little odd to me. You know maybe Page isn't giving the whole story. You see Page and I go back a long way. We both had the same mentor. And as our mentor told us there can only be one. There can only be one who is the best. And Page may have come up with the Diamond Cutter, but the Snake. He gave me the DDT. Quote the Raven Nevermore.- Raven: Nitro '98

09): What was once a captivating, trendsetting program, has nowdeteriorated into a cliched - let's be honest - BORING SNOOZEFEST that is in dire need of a knight in shining armour!- Chris Jericho

Uh oh, he's talking about you, JR- Jerry Lawler

And that's why I'm here! Chris Jericho has come to SAVE the WWF!- Jericho

Save us? from what?- JR

Looks like your getting your pink slip again!- Lawler

Now let's go over the facts. Television ratings - downward spiral. Pay-per-view buyrates - plummeting. Mainstream acceptance - nonexistent. And reactions of the live crowd - complete and utter silence!- Jericho

Who is he trying to kid?- JR

Better start looking for another job, JR- Lawler

And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here!- Jericho

WHAT!?- Lawler

And quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you! And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre 'sports entertainers' where you're forced to cheer for and care for - no wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room...and especially this idiot in the centre of the ring. You people have been led to believe that mediocrity is excellence. Uh uh...JERICHO IS EXCELLENCE- Jericho: Early Raw promo - '99

10): You guys have anymore of that cool insider lingo like run in that kind of stuff?- Lawler

It's funny you should mention that cause today we're going to shoot with you.- Christian

Oh, they're going to shoot with us, JR!- Lawler

And just relax. It doesn't mean we're going to use a gun or ammo. In wrestling terms, we're going to shoot from the hip or tell it like it is. Bet you didn't know that one, huh JR?- Christian

Yeah, never heard that. Duh!- Ross.

11): I love LA! I love big breasted women! I'm addicted to internet porn... Oh, I guess I shouldn't have said the last one.- Rhyno, WWE House Show 11/22/03 LA, CA

12): I'm a better wrestler than Chris Benoit. I'm much better looking than Edge. And the Guerreros? Well I can actually speak ENGLISH for goodness sakes! And unlike Rey Mysterio, I've been through puberty.- Kurt Angle

13): I treat everybody equally. If a person has one kidney I wrestle him the same as I would anybody else!- Matt Hardy: Smackdown 2003

14): Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk out with anything, either male or female? - Roddy Piper to a reporter who questioned Curt Hennig's sexuality

15): Paul Wight, you're a no good bastard and your momma said so!- Big Bossman: Raw '99

A lot of you crazy kids out there lately have been reading my blog, and you've liked it. And a lot of you have problems expressing yourselves.. So you send me messages online with Profanities, attempting to threaten me. That's cute... But to save you some time, I've decided to write a list of a few things to remember before you Threaten me online:

1) I have more screen names than you. Don't play the screen name game. I doubt you have 1,000.

2) I'm stronger than you. Remember, I train.. I run, lift weights and box. So just keep in mind that unless you're a very skilled fighter, your Threat means nothing, because 99% of the time you're an inferior weak little shit.

3) I am a mean guy. A lot of you might think I'm going to be smiley with you in real life. I doubt it. I will curse you out three times worse if you get me started. So don't bother with that.

4) I've been getting threats. For like, what, 4 years? And has anything ever been done to me? No.

5) I don't even respond to fans that don't IM or post comments on my blog anymore. If you have a problem, IM me.Or say it in real life, and if I'm in the mood, we'll go.

6) I don't do house calls. I'm not going to meet you or go to your house to fight with you. Do they do that on the streets? In Harlem, do they make fucking schedules to fight all proper and shit? Hell no. Lay off that weak shit.

7) You're white. I'm yet to be threatened by a black person. You're all angry white kids online. Calm down, take a breather.

Thank you.

- I like it when people I don't know come up to me in real life and ask me shit mad serious. It's like an interview. Like yesterday some little Chinese kid with an afro was all "YO BIWW HOW U FEEW' ABOW' CHREE MCWIMWEE?". Damn, I wanna hire that Chinese kid. He'll be my number 1 announcer yo.

- I hate how people are still listening to the song "Yeah" as if it's cool. That shit is from April. Turn that shit off already. It was gay then and it'll be gay forever.

- It scares me to think how many freaks read this. Think about it.. Right now some old bastard is sitting at home in his tighty whities eating a bowl of cereal and reading my blog. Scary.

- I want a t-shirt that says "I am away from my computer right now." in the gay font.

01): We beat these two guys so bad that I don't even remember their names!- Dusty Rhodes: Florida Wrestling '87

02): I'm gonna stick your head so far up your ass your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!- The Rock

03): Just because a 12 year old kid stopped mowing lawns, put on a kooky mask and pinned me doesnâ??t mean it counted! Sorry kid, you know the rules. You must be THIS HIGH to talk to Kurt Angle. Make sure you let Dorothy, the tin man and all the Munchkins know your butt is mine at Summerslam!- Kurt Angle to Rey Mysterio

04): In my business, if you do your job right, you get hurt.- Red Bastien

05): I never met a football player I couldn't walk over to get to a better fight.- Arn Anderson

06): Whatcha gonna do, when the New World Organization runs wild on you?!- Hulk Hogan: screwing up his big heel turn: Bash at the Beach 1996

7): Gibson, you're so crosseyed when you cry your tears roll down the back of your neck!- Jim Cornette to Robert Gibson, NWA TV

08): Mountie! Repo Man! Nasty Boys! I may be wearing a nose protector on my face, but WHO, in the world, will protect YOUR noses?!- Virgil: Wrestlemania VIII

09): Why do they call you the Nature Boy? Do you like nature?

WHAT?- Audience

Do you like boys?- "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

WHAT?- Audience

10): There are bears in the woods that are tamer than Stan Hansen!- Bob Caudle: NWA TV 90

11): People like Sunny are only good for one thing and they can't show that on national TV. And a best friend of mine says she's not any good at that either.- Triple H at the Slammy Awards: mid-90's

12): Who would win a match between you and...

Me.

Wait -- but you haven't even heard the question yet...

Me.

...a match between yourself and Conquistador II?

Oh, that is a tough guy. A tough contender certainly, former tag team champion, but I think I would come out ahead in that one. Conquistador 1 now, I would kill him.- Coach and Christian: Raw 90-something

Where the hell is Homeless J? That's the question being asked with little answers. Has he finally got the chance to work for TNA as he has long wanted to do. Could he be in training to work with Double J and do the job for him?. Rumors going around point to the WWE's lack of faith in his stoner gimmick and blame J for not connecting with fans. Homeless J was reported as saying "They're not getting my drugs! Fuck! Hulk smash cars. Hulk smash Kurt Angle. Hulk do bra and panties match. Hulk like spank".

From the office of Bill Demott:

Homeless J has 30 days to get incontact or his contract will be null and void.

A short and shocking statement from Mr Demott, appearing to be troubled in a recent televised interview from his office.

That's all the news for now and stay tuned for this and more stories on WWE Update.

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Where is Homeless J? That's the question being asked al over AIM and on this very blog. Jc is running around bragging about his Elvis Jew bookings, so far he has had record attendence of 15 fans. Mostly Jew's in his community have been turning out to support his larger than life take on Elvis.

Could this signal the gimmick change from Fat Crippled Rocker to Fat Crippled Rocker who Cross Dresses that Anthony has been asking Creative for to let him run with?. Many insiders feel that's a yes, this could be the break out month for Anthony if he can WOOO like Ric Flair in a wheelchair and dress. This shocking conversation with Bill Demott is undedited, it may shock you.

Anthony (19:01:13): I'll set you on fire.
BigBadBillDemott (19:01:27): WE GONE LIGHT IT ON FIRE
Anthony (19:02:51): I'll light your pants on fire, if you know what I mean.
BigBadBillDemott (19:03:12): I do know what you mean, you big fat queer
Anthony (19:03:19): :-*
BigBadBillDemott (19:03:43): gay
Anthony (19:03:51): Were you in prison?
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:09): no
Anthony (19:05:00): Will you buy me a digital camera for Christmas?
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:17): no
Anthony (19:05:33): Madden 2005 is out next week for the PC.
Anthony (19:05:42): Are you going to get it?
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:44): no
Anthony (19:05:53): And the Sims 2 in two weeks!
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:08): I'll download the Sims 2
Anthony (19:06:20): good lord.
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:32): what?
Anthony (19:06:42): i don't know.
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:56): ravish me
Anthony (19:07:14): I'll rape you in the backseat of my car.
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:26): is that a promise?
Anthony (19:08:04): Yes.
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:10): DO IT STUD
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:21): will you hit me?
Anthony (19:08:24): Yes.
Anthony (19:08:26): Traci Lords.
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:31): who?
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:37): will you make me call you daddy?
Anthony (19:09:14): Yes.
Anthony (19:09:18): I'll slap you around.
BigBadBillDemott (19:09:25): make my face brusied
Anthony (19:09:30): Traci Lords was the 15 year old slag who entered the porn industry with fake documents.
Anthony (19:09:34): Her porn is all over Kazaa.
BigBadBillDemott (19:09:47): an underage age slag
Anthony (19:11:12): What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.
BigBadBillDemott (19:11:24): oh my
BigBadBillDemott (19:11:33): RICE PICKER
Anthony (19:12:30): pikey
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:52): BOUGH
Anthony (19:13:16): so r u a bough
BigBadBillDemott (19:13:36): I'd like to have a turn over on your chest
BigBadBillDemott (19:14:22): pikey slag
Anthony (19:16:36): fuck you nigga
BigBadBillDemott (19:16:53): ANYBODY WANNA PLAY A GAME? IT'S CALLED FIND MY THONG!!HEHEHE... CHECK OUT MY PROFILE PLEASE..
BigBadBillDemott (19:17:42): is your hair still long?
Anthony (19:19:29): down to my ass
BigBadBillDemott (19:19:49): you're a fat rocker
BigBadBillDemott (19:19:56): with long hair
BigBadBillDemott (19:20:11): in a pony tail looking like a girl
Anthony (19:20:12): :-*
BigBadBillDemott (19:20:27): you cross dressing hippie
Anthony (19:21:35): i only crossdress when we talk
BigBadBillDemott (19:22:07): that makes me feel sick
BigBadBillDemott (19:22:21): do you have your mothers under garments on?
Anthony (19:22:53): yes
BigBadBillDemott (19:23:50): you need help
Anthony (19:24:39): no
Anthony (19:24:53): just your love and support
BigBadBillDemott (19:25:14): a hug too?
Anthony (19:25:45): yes
BigBadBillDemott (19:26:39): question
BigBadBillDemott (19:27:29): what do you think you will play more, Sims 2 or GTA San Andreas?, I know they have different release months.
Anthony (19:27:39): gta
BigBadBillDemott (19:27:59): yes
Anthony (19:31:22): its out next month already
BigBadBillDemott (19:33:44): what is?
Anthony (19:34:06): gta
BigBadBillDemott (19:36:22): it's out soon
Anthony (19:37:03): when is it out there
BigBadBillDemott (19:37:14): when's gta out?
Anthony (19:37:29): yes
BigBadBillDemott (19:37:53): soon I think
BigBadBillDemott (19:38:15): October 22
BigBadBillDemott (20:36:34): YOU'RE A TAX CHEAT
Anthony (20:37:08): FAG
BigBadBillDemott (20:37:16): TAX CHEAT
BigBadBillDemott (20:37:25): THE FBI ARE INVESTIGATING YOU
BigBadBillDemott (20:37:46): THE WRITE-OFF
BigBadBillDemott (23:42:40): James is mouthing off
Anthony (23:47:05): About what?
Anthony (23:47:18): Jc 2 Da XtReMe (6:42:26 PM): i told u n pip off.
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:23): about your spandex fetish
Anthony (23:47:24): He thinks he's hot shit all of a sudden.
Anthony (23:47:37): We should kick his ass.
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:39): he does
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:41): we should
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:56): we should slap him around like a cheap Jap whore who doesn't speak English
Anthony (23:48:19): That'll show that midget bitch to mouth off.
BigBadBillDemott (23:49:08): we should kick his ass Horseman style, lay a beating on his midget ass
Anthony (23:49:26): SPIKE PILEDRIVER
BigBadBillDemott (23:50:33): you can be Ric and I'll be Tully
BigBadBillDemott (23:50:46): you cut a hot promo on my blog, Nature boy
Anthony (23:51:03): What's the URL to your blog?
BigBadBillDemott (23:51:22): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
Anthony (23:51:33): Jc turns 29 this month.
BigBadBillDemott (23:51:58): he looks 45
Anthony (23:53:07): SEPTEMBER 16TH
BigBadBillDemott (23:53:23): JC TURNS 29
Anthony (23:53:35): BE THERE
BigBadBillDemott (23:53:56): will there be jelly?
Anthony (23:54:22): No.
Anthony (23:54:25): It isn't kosher.
BigBadBillDemott (23:55:32): it's a Jewish affair?
Anthony (23:55:39): Yes.
Anthony (23:55:46): You have to wear a jew hat to get in.
BigBadBillDemott (23:56:13): will there be a fee to get in?
BigBadBillDemott (23:56:19): you know how Jews are about money
BigBadBillDemott (00:01:04): I make you famous on my blog each time I post something. FACT.
Anthony (00:01:16): THAT'S BS
Anthony (00:01:19): I CARRY YOU.
BigBadBillDemott (00:01:27): i carry you, pal
Anthony (00:01:28): I COULD CARRY A BROOMSTICK AND YOU KNOW IT, PAL
BigBadBillDemott (00:01:44): calm down, Nature boy
Anthony (00:02:17): Eric Bischoff: "Be careful Flair you might have another heart attack."
Flair: "If I have a heart attack it'll be while I'm on top of your girlfriend. WOOOOO."
BigBadBillDemott (00:02:34): =-O
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:32): did you watch the VMA's?
Anthony (00:08:54): Of course not.
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:04): I did.
Anthony (00:09:12): While you were in jail.
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:18): yes
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:27): it was nothing great
Anthony (00:09:54): Jail or the VMAs?
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:08): VMA's
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:25): why would I have been in jail?
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:30): for what possible reason
Anthony (00:10:32): Fight at the bar.
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:38): I don't drink
Anthony (00:10:39): Stealing.
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:48): I am not a thief
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:39): I'LL GIVE YOU A KNIFE EDGE CHOP
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:03): A FEW RIGHT HANDS AND WHEN YOUE BACK IS TURNED A SNEEKY CHOP BLOCK
Anthony (01:03:24): Who the hell is Curtis Jackson?
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:31): 50 Cent
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:36): his birth name
BigBadBillDemott (01:05:29): You gonna ask yourself, how come your mans didn't enter that last round that he had in Curtis Jackson's ass while he had the chance.
BigBadBillDemott (01:05:58): Outro from Cheers by Obie Trice, download it
Anthony (01:06:18): Obie Trice doesn't like 50 Cent?
BigBadBillDemott (01:06:34): eminem says that line, it's during the song
BigBadBillDemott (01:06:39): it's a diss
BigBadBillDemott (01:06:43): not a diss I mean

Don't read this and not comment on it, bitch.

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All the news you need to read and other shit, cracka.

Pip still MIA. Vince

Matt has joined the roster. After a meeting with creative it was decided that Matt could be given a jobber spot, jobbing out to Bill Demott and others. There will be an exclusive chat towards the end of this update, so don't scroll down just yet, fuckers.

Anthony still remains in spandex with his hair getting longer by the day, creative wish he would have it cut, he prefers to spend his money on his wheelchair. Rumour has it he spent $2,000 on some 20 inch rims for his chair. He was quoted as saying "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN' ARN... YA WANNA KNOW WHERE ANTHONY'S BEEN??? BOYALL TELL YA.. ANTHONY'S BEEN OUT.. WOOO!!!! DRIVIN' AROUND.. PARTYIN'... FLYIN' FROM CITY TO CITY.!!!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT CUZ ME AND THE KREW FLEW FROM NEW JERSEY TO LAS VEGAS, AND BACK TO NEW JERSEY BY THIS MORNIN' SO I COULD MAKE IT IN TIME TO TRAIN.!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, ME AND THE KREW WERE OUT PARTYIN' WITH ALL OF THE LADIES!!!! AND THEY ALLLLLL RODE SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

Jc remains at large and could face charges of working as Elvis in the Jewish commuinty where he lives. WWE feels his wrestling drawing power could suffer if his Taz image is broken by half assed Elvis numbers to non paying broke Jews. "He does that shit for free and he misses house shows", said one insider. More news on this and other stories when it happens. Now the recorded and unedited chat with Matt, The Mixed Race Wonder.

Matt (00:46:18): oh i see that the drew told you to try and boot me, hilarious
BigBadBillDemott (00:46:44): gay
Matt (00:47:21): he said i am the reason why the wwe roster sucks
Matt (00:47:25): that doesnt even make any sense
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:27): true
Matt (00:47:28): what the fuck do i have to do to it
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:30): it does
BigBadBillDemott (01:07:20): fatass
BigBadBillDemott (02:29:20): WHAT BITCH
Matt (03:21:54): sorry i got kicked off
Matt (03:21:57): bring me back in
BigBadBillDemott (03:22:02): No.
Matt (03:22:06): why not
Matt (03:22:07): what the heck
BigBadBillDemott (03:22:37): It was crap
Matt (19:00:43): hello there
BigBadBillDemott (19:01:00): what is the nature of you IMing me?
Matt (19:01:18): just to prove that i am not angry by you using your bots to try and boot me off
Matt (19:01:24): thats why i imyou
Matt (19:01:24): and to annoy you
BigBadBillDemott (19:02:05): I see.
BigBadBillDemott (19:02:32): People around the world are wondering the same Matt, how many windows do you have?
Matt (19:02:45): 12 open
BigBadBillDemott (19:03:32): still 12?
Matt (19:03:55): 20 now
Matt (19:03:59): but i got rid of them
Matt (19:04:00): they are all gone
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:20): you're pissed
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:33): your face is red
Matt (19:04:34): yeah because i got my msn account stolen
Matt (19:04:38): thats the only reason why i am mad
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:39): you're a seething animal
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:49): mad about my bots
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:54): kicking you in the nuts
Matt (19:05:02): okay
Matt (19:05:03): i admit
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:04): **Kick**
Matt (19:05:05): iy is annoying
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:08): **Stunner**
Matt (19:05:15): but the only thing that i am sort of thinking about right now is how to get my msn account
Matt (19:05:17): i am worried
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:35): you're dumb to get it stolen
Matt (19:05:55): yeah it was a dumb move i made by giving some kid that lives across the fucking country m zip code
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:40): who?
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:42): andrew?
Matt (19:06:55): nah
Matt (19:06:57): some kid named pete
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:07): Petey Williams
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:12): X cup champion
Matt (19:07:22): that is his sn
Matt (19:07:23): Po0ntang Warrior
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:57): is he online?
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:03): is he a bitch like you?
Matt (19:08:11): he is online
Matt (19:08:11): he aint a bitch like me
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:55): you're the biggest bitch I know
Matt (19:09:25): oh i didnt know that
BigBadBillDemott (19:10:25): that chink isn't online
BigBadBillDemott (19:10:35): Po0ntang Warrior
Matt (19:10:35): he probably signed off
BigBadBillDemott (19:10:39): what a chink
BigBadBillDemott (19:10:45): I'll slap his slanty eyes
BigBadBillDemott (19:10:49): RICE PICKER
Matt (19:10:56): he isnt a bitch
BigBadBillDemott (19:11:02): he's a fag
Matt (19:11:06): how is he a fag
Matt (19:11:08): you dont even know him
BigBadBillDemott (19:11:16): a chinky bitch that stole your msn account
Matt (19:11:42): i thought he was my friend
Matt (19:11:44): but i guess not
Matt (19:11:48): he lied to me like everyone does
BigBadBillDemott (19:11:55): about being your friend?
Matt (19:12:00): yes
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:06): I'm your friend
Matt (19:12:10): no you arenmt
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:12): you spineless moron
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:23): I should punch you in the face for being w whiney little bitch
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:35): "NO ONE LIKES ME"
BigBadBillDemott (19:12:38): "BOUGH"
Matt (19:12:38): yeah
Matt (19:12:39): it is true
Matt (19:12:41): no one likes me
Matt (19:12:43): only god does
BigBadBillDemott (19:13:24): there is no god
Matt (19:13:36): yes there is
BigBadBillDemott (19:13:42): there is not you moron
BigBadBillDemott (19:13:55): *Climbs turnbuckle**
BigBadBillDemott (19:14:05): **Diving headbutt**
Matt (19:14:36): whatever
Matt (19:14:37): yeah there is
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:39): you're fat
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:45): tell god you need to diet
BigBadBillDemott (19:15:53): and ask him what race you are
BigBadBillDemott (19:22:48): BOUGH
BigBadBillDemott (19:22:53): FAT CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (21:18:22): MATTHEW
Matt (21:18:37): yeah
Matt (21:18:38): hey there
Matt (21:18:39): whats up
Matt (21:18:41): what do you want
Matt (21:18:47): i will keep on iming yo if you do not go away
BigBadBillDemott (21:19:00): TO PUT YOU IN THE CROSSFACE UNTIL YOU TAP
BigBadBillDemott (21:19:15): **FANS CHANT YOU TAPPED OUT**
BigBadBillDemott (21:19:24): I DONE IT ONCE AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:04): 8-)
Matt (02:17:12): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:32): how does it feel to be attacked?
Matt (02:17:47): it feels very bad
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:52): good
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:57): does it make you weep?
Matt (02:18:05): yeah
Matt (02:18:05): it does
Matt (02:18:07): i am crying
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:18): I have a question
Matt (02:18:26): alright
Matt (02:18:27): what is it
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:28): are you mixed race?
Matt (02:18:35): no i am puerto rican
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:45): I thought you were black
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:51): or asian
Matt (02:18:52): no i am not black
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:02): are you sure?
Matt (02:19:07): yeah
Matt (02:19:08): i am sure
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:20): sure you're not half black half rican?
Matt (02:19:27): yes i am fucking sure man
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:34): ok spic
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:36): calm down
Matt (02:19:42): alright
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:48): damn chink
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:53): you look chinky too
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:57): do you pick rice?
Matt (02:20:02): no
Matt (02:20:02): i do not
Matt (02:20:05): but rice is good
BigBadBillDemott (02:20:14): REALLY GOOD RICE
BigBadBillDemott (02:20:20): you have slanty eyes
Matt (02:20:29): no i dont
BigBadBillDemott (02:20:37): yes you do
Matt (02:20:57): i do not have slanty eyes
BigBadBillDemott (02:21:06): you're a rican black chink
BigBadBillDemott (02:21:19): a black ricanese
Matt (02:21:36): okay
BigBadBillDemott (02:21:47): you're mixed race
BigBadBillDemott (02:21:53): and a liar
BigBadBillDemott (02:21:59): greasy spic
Matt (02:22:06): i am not a liar
Matt (02:22:08): why would i lie
BigBadBillDemott (02:22:17): because you're like Tiger Woods
BigBadBillDemott (02:22:27): least Tiger is proud
BigBadBillDemott (02:22:33): but you deny it
Matt (02:22:39): tiger woods is cool
BigBadBillDemott (02:23:31): yes
BigBadBillDemott (02:23:41): he's your brother
Matt (02:23:53): no
Matt (02:23:55): he isnt my brother
BigBadBillDemott (02:23:56): yes
Matt (02:23:59): he is a good guy that is what i think
BigBadBillDemott (02:24:04): your mixed race brother
BigBadBillDemott (02:24:14): a good brother is what you think
Matt (02:24:29): oh i see
BigBadBillDemott (02:25:21): why do you let me bash you?
BigBadBillDemott (02:25:26): have you no guts?
Matt (02:25:40): i dont know what to say about you
BigBadBillDemott (02:26:01): that you hate me
BigBadBillDemott (02:26:09): you wonder how I came into your AIM world
Matt (02:26:16): yeah
Matt (02:26:18): that i do wonder
Matt (02:26:26): but i already know now that you told me since drew told you to bash me
BigBadBillDemott (02:26:26): I was sent by Jesus
BigBadBillDemott (02:26:40): not Andrew but Jesus
Matt (02:27:08): okay jesus
BigBadBillDemott (02:27:58): get angry
Matt (02:28:08): <>:o
BigBadBillDemott (02:28:43): curse me out
BigBadBillDemott (02:28:47): rant and rave
Matt (02:28:55): i hate you
Matt (02:28:57): get away from me
Matt (02:28:59): you fucking idiot
BigBadBillDemott (02:29:17): livid
BigBadBillDemott (02:29:23): you're boiling
BigBadBillDemott (02:29:51): steam is coming out of your ears as you yell at the screen and clench your fist
Matt (02:29:51): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (02:30:05): fuck!
BigBadBillDemott (02:30:12): why can't I boot you offline?
Matt (02:30:22): i dunno
Matt (02:30:25): not enough bots
Matt (02:30:28): the drew has so much more man
Matt (02:30:30): that is why it works
BigBadBillDemott (02:30:37): he has like a 100
Matt (02:30:45): yes that is why it always works
BigBadBillDemott (02:31:03): I'm done for now.
BigBadBillDemott (02:31:16): it's no fun if you don't get booted
Matt (02:31:38): the drew gets me all the time he is the one that makes me angry
BigBadBillDemott (02:32:29): ARE YOU READY
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:13): ahem
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:17): did you warn my bots?
Matt (02:34:20): no
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:24): liar
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:30): you fucking did
Matt (02:34:31): only like one
Matt (02:34:33): that was before
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:42): you make me sick
BigBadBillDemott (02:34:56): I'd like to punch you in the face for that
Matt (02:35:02): lol
Matt (02:35:03): okay
BigBadBillDemott (02:35:14): and kick you in the shins

I hate fags who read this and don't talk to me.. Or do talk to me, and don't inform me that they read it cuz they don't reply or mention it. Fuck you, you hackers.!!!

Thoughts.
- I don't get why good looking girls are criticized by ugly girls all the time. Ugly girls will always call them "Sluts" just because they are good looking or whatever. What's funny is, if you think about it, who's easier.. An ugly, fat girl who gets none, or a good looking girl who has her pick? I'd imagine the ugly fat girl, considering they're more than likely to go with anything out of desperation. However, bad morals tend to come in all shapes and sizes nowadays.

- Speaking of fat ugly girls, the next fat ugly girl that looks at me is gonna get punched in the face. I don't even like it when GOOD looking girls look at me, let alone some fat, cross-breed, mutant-looking piece of Farm Shit.

- I also think it's pathetic when people make the New Years Resolution to work out and shit. Being in shape is a habit you either have, or you don't have. I really doubt that you're suddenly gonna snap out of your fat ways and start to work out and be all suave like me. Not likely.

- I think this year is the official year for people to drop shitty cds. I haven't even bought a CD this year and I'm hoping to keep it that way.

- Petey Pablo is a fag.

- The new ICP CD is a joke and so are you homos that bought it.

- I want 3D glasses like the guy from Back to the Future

- Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, poke it out like your back broke. Pop, pop, pop that thang.

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Yes welcome back to me.

**Dances like Ma$e in that crappy video**

Rumour has it the boys in the back wanted to hire some strippers and purchased large amounts of beer. This was not the case as no one has been paid in over a week and Pip the ripper who promtes this blog has vanished. More news on this story when we get it, stay tuned. No news on the whereabouts of Homeless J,

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