Homeless J (22:08:39): Orton defeated Benoit for the title :-
Homeless J (22:08:43): :-:-:-
BigBadBillDemott (22:08:44): I know
BigBadBillDemott (22:08:51): clean win
BigBadBillDemott (22:08:57): it was an ok match
Homeless J (22:08:58): :-
Homeless J (22:09:06): :-:-
BigBadBillDemott (22:09:11): I saw Benoit's DVD
Homeless J (22:09:19): Benoit's DVD r00lz.
BigBadBillDemott (22:09:23): I almost cried with Benoit.
Homeless J (22:09:42): You cry all the time.
BigBadBillDemott (22:10:00): you shoot roids all the time and drink cheap wine
Homeless J (22:10:24): Touche.
BigBadBillDemott (22:10:31): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (22:10:45): Flair screaming fuck you was funny
Homeless J (22:10:51): ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE ON BENOIT FOR DOING THE JOB TO RANDY GREEN
Homeless J (22:11:03): RANDY BORETON
Homeless J (22:11:06): HOHOHO I MADE A FUNNY
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:11): Randy is awesome
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:16): he's a good looking guy
Homeless J (22:11:24): He can't string together a match worth shit, chink
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:24): but wont make it as a face
Homeless J (22:11:25): Hold your bearings
Homeless J (22:11:28): Take your remarks back
Homeless J (22:11:34): Jerk off to some swede porn.
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:43): hater
Homeless J (22:11:46): Relax and realize that Randy will be a shitty world champion this early in his career.
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:51): give him credit
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:55): he made Foley look good
BigBadBillDemott (22:12:02): Mick Foley sucks
Homeless J (22:12:10): I give him credit for having a good look, which will get you a big push no matter how talented you are in WWE.
BigBadBillDemott (22:12:23): I admit his push is too soon
Homeless J (22:12:32): That's all I ask from you.
BigBadBillDemott (22:12:45): I thought he was going to try to get the IC title back, not go for the big belt.
Homeless J (22:13:27): Even if he lost the match, his career would have still been elevated. Just getting a shot at the world title on one of the biggest PPVs of the year is an honor.
BigBadBillDemott (22:14:02): he sold the win
Homeless J (22:14:42): Hogan no-sells everything, and he's a Real American. AMERICAN MAAAADE
BigBadBillDemott (22:15:27): what does Hulk have to do with Randy and Chris?
Homeless J (22:27:12): Hulk has far bigger testicles than Randy and Chris. He has bigger testicals than Chris because Chris is a Canadian, and he has bigger testicals than Randy because Randy's hasn't dropped yet.
BigBadBillDemott (22:29:04): Hulk is over 50
Homeless J (22:29:20): So is Ric and he has the biggest balls of them all.
BigBadBillDemott (22:30:56): do you admire Ric's balls?
Homeless J (22:31:06): Yes, who wouldn't?
BigBadBillDemott (22:32:09): me
Homeless J (22:33:21): Yeah, you wouldn't, you gay son of a bitch.
Homeless J (22:33:24): Stop looking at my ass.
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:13): I'm touching myself.
Homeless J (22:34:29): WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:59): :-[
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:03): HAVENT BEEN HAVEN A REAL SPLENDID DAY ALRIGHT YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN PAAAAL
BigBadBillDemott (00:44:19): ELIZZZZZZABITH
Homeless J (01:03:42): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:49): You better stick to the movies with Steven Segal.
Homeless J (01:03:51): DID YOU TORTURE RACK MISS ELIZABETH LIKE LUGER
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:58): yes
BigBadBillDemott (01:04:05): snapped her in half
Homeless J (01:04:08): DID SHE SPEW PILLS AND VODKA ALL OVER YOUR SPORTS COAT
BigBadBillDemott (01:05:12): the bitch did and I'll give her the cleaning bill
Homeless J (01:06:58): You could just buy another one, you got yours for $11 on a blue light sale at K-Mart. Wait, do they have K-Marts and our currency system over there in Limeyland?
BigBadBillDemott (01:07:20): of course, shithead
Homeless J (01:08:11): I'm gonna go look up your slimy race of Englanders in the racist dictionary so I can spout off racial slurs at you. Please hold.
BigBadBillDemott (01:08:37): I'LL HOLD YOU IN THE CIPPLER CROSSFACE
BigBadBillDemott (01:08:41): TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH
Homeless J (01:08:57): YOU TAPPED OUT
Homeless J (01:08:59): YOU TAPPED OUT
Homeless J (01:09:06): CIPPLER CROSSFACE
Homeless J (01:09:14): IS THAT SOME SORT OF ENGLISH SLANG
BigBadBillDemott (01:09:19): yes
BigBadBillDemott (01:09:58): I'll make your slanty eyes wider, chink
Homeless J (01:10:17): How do you imagine you're going to go about that business, gookface?
BigBadBillDemott (01:11:19): bye leaning back when your chink looking face is in the crossface
BigBadBillDemott (01:11:23): -e
Homeless J (01:12:14): No, I think you'll just pick rice all day until your arms are tired, and then you will try to give me a forefinger to the eye like the dirtiest player in the game Ric Flair, but I will put my hand up sideways in front of my face to block it, and then I will kick you in your limey balls. Hard.
BigBadBillDemott (01:12:50): the rice picker is you
Homeless J (01:12:56): I doubt that, chink.
BigBadBillDemott (01:13:10): you lying rice picking jap bitch
Homeless J (01:13:24): You and your chinky giblets are going in the spin cycle, nigger.
Homeless J (01:14:47): You resemble a small-testicled Shaq.
BigBadBillDemott (01:14:56): you are Shaq
Homeless J (01:14:59): Yes, I am.
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:01): go make another crappy album
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:06): you overgrown ape
Homeless J (01:15:09): MEN OF STEELE
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:32): Randy Savage is a better rapper than you.
Homeless J (01:15:35): I AM GOING TO STAR IN A HIT MOVIE WHERE I BEAT THE LIVING LIMEY DOO DOO OUT OF YOUR FILTHY CARCASS AND THEN WE WILL TURN IT INTO A HIT SITCOM ON FOX
Homeless J (01:15:39): WHERE I BEAT DOO DOO OUT OF YOU EVERY WEEK
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:48): no
Homeless J (01:15:51): YES
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:54): I'll kill you.
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:04): you seething rabid dog
Homeless J (01:16:05): You'd never do such a thing.
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:10): I will
Homeless J (01:16:16): Your uncalloused soft hands have never known a day of work.
Homeless J (01:16:22): You don't have the grapefruits to pull the trigger.
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:28): the work of murder yes
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:34): I have the grapefruits
Homeless J (01:16:37): Where?
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:45): right here asshole
Homeless J (01:16:53): You have the watermelons, negro.
Homeless J (01:17:02): Don't make me eat all your fried chicken.
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:18): you dare and I'll rape some white women
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:25): leave my chicken alone, playa
Homeless J (01:17:37): I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:56): BIG PUN AND THE TERROR SQUAD
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:06): BEATING NIGGAS DOWN SOMETHING SILLY
Homeless J (01:18:10): WORD CHINK
Homeless J (01:18:13): CHINKY BREWSTER
Homeless J (01:18:18): CHINK MCMAHON
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:27): do I look like a chink to you?
Homeless J (01:18:33): No, you look more like a wetback.
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:36): YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME
Homeless J (01:18:39): Shouldn't you be out mowing lawns?
Homeless J (01:18:43): Or folding burritos?
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:47): stop the racial slurs
Homeless J (01:18:59): GET THE FUCK BACK TO AFRICA, PIP
BigBadBillDemott (01:19:40): ...
Homeless J (01:19:56): Are you busy buying your plane ticket to Africa on Cheapticks.com?
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:15): I'm too sexy to talk to you
Homeless J (01:20:30): You're too sexy for your shirt?
Homeless J (01:20:39): PLEASE, FATTY, PUT THE SHIRT BACK ON
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:41): I'm white
Homeless J (01:20:49): Then why are you so damn offended?
Homeless J (01:20:53): Cracker.
BigBadBillDemott (01:21:18): because I am
Homeless J (01:21:34): Are you mad that the white devil is keeping your dark-skinned African brother down?
Homeless J (01:21:37): POWER TO THE PEOPLE
Homeless J (01:21:40): PIP HAS A DREAM
BigBadBillDemott (01:21:50): J
BigBadBillDemott (01:21:56): I'm white ok
Homeless J (01:22:03): Were you adopted by a black family?
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:03): not chink, spic or black
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:06): no
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:12): my parents are white
Homeless J (01:22:24): Have you ever seen proof that these honkeys are your parents?
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:32): of course not
Homeless J (01:22:39): Have you ever seen them have sex?
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:46): how many people have?
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:50): no I have not
Homeless J (01:22:50): I have.
Homeless J (01:22:57): Your parents spice it up in the sack.
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:01): you've seen proof your parents are white?
Homeless J (01:23:08): No, I've seen your parents have sex.
Homeless J (01:23:17): For all I know, I'm half spear chucking porch dweller.
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:30): you need drugs
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:32): more of them
Homeless J (01:23:37): I HAVE PLENTY
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:41): take more
Homeless J (01:23:44): Okay.
BigBadBillDemott (01:23:45): do you have roids?
Homeless J (01:23:51): I shoot roids up into my eyelids.
BigBadBillDemott (01:24:07): tell me about roid rage
Homeless J (01:24:16): Me and Scott Steiner shoot up roids together sometimes. One time I used his needle and the next week I caught AIDS.
BigBadBillDemott (01:24:26): Scott has AIDS
BigBadBillDemott (01:24:28): oh my god
Homeless J (01:24:41): That's secretly why Vince fired him.
BigBadBillDemott (01:25:08): damn yo
BigBadBillDemott (01:25:13): I see those AIM forum sites
BigBadBillDemott (01:25:20): and nerds is like
BigBadBillDemott (01:25:43): "Oh well I came on the scene back in 2000 when nobody used AIM"
Homeless J (01:27:03): Cowboys used AIM to talk about the lung damage their Marlboro Reds caused them.
Homeless J (01:27:05): Cowboys are old.
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:10): wtf
Homeless J (01:27:26): Your acronyms amuse the world, Pip.
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:38): Mene Gene wants to talk to you.
Homeless J (01:27:46): Hi Uncle Mean Gene!
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:32): Mene Gene Okerlund: Ladies and gentleman I'm standing here with Homess J just days after what went down at WCW/nWo Slamboree 1998. J we all witnessed what happened when Hollywood Hogan and the nWo dressed you up in drag and sent you down mainstreet to sell cookies.
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:43): Mene Gene Okerlund: But what the Double U Cee Double U fans want to know Homeless is WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND
Homeless J (01:30:20): WELL YOU KNOW MEAN GENE, that way will forever live in the annals of wrestling history. Haha, I said anal, brother. AT BASH AT THE BEACH, HOGAN, YOUR nWo WILL BE DECIMATED BY THE FORCES OF DRUNKEN SCOTT HALL AND FAT FAT BIGELOW. AND THEN, DUDE, THIS REAL AMERICAN IS GOING TO RAPE YOU IN THE ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT RING LIKE WE WERE IN PRISON AND YOU JUST DROPPED THE SOAP
Homeless J (01:30:28): THATS WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND, MEAN GENE
Homeless J (01:30:36): PLUS I WAS PICTURING KIMBERLY PAGE NAKED
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:02): bravo
Homeless J (01:31:11): *bows*
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:17): **Claps**
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:29): **Fans shown cheering**
Homeless J (01:31:32): ITS A STANDING OVATION FOR THE RAPIST BOY RIC RAPE
Homeless J (01:31:48): *empty seats not shown*
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:01): **Mark Madden not shown**
Homeless J (01:32:08): THANK THE LORD
Homeless J (01:32:26): Pip, do you believe in god?
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:35): no
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:37): do you?
Homeless J (01:32:47): Jesus died for your sins, Pip. Would you kill for him?
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:01): nope
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:10): unless i hated the fucker and I'd kille them
Homeless J (01:33:12): You pitiful piece of rat doo doo.
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:16): I'd kill anyone
Homeless J (01:33:18): You will be shot down by lightning.
BigBadBillDemott (01:33:39): why
Homeless J (01:33:55): Because Stone Cold Jesus said so!
BigBadBillDemott (01:34:50): do you like Eugene?
Homeless J (01:35:43): I think he's a good wrestler but the gimmick is ridiculous. If I didn't know it was Nick Dinsmore already, I couldn't honestly believe the athletic commission would actually let a retard in the ring, although I think Vince would.
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:14): his gimmick is annoying
Homeless J (01:36:22): Agreed.
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:24): I agree Nick is decent
BigBadBillDemott (01:36:34): he is talented, he has to be to pull it off
Homeless J (01:36:56): Haha, yeah. I'd like to see Mark Henry succeed with a retard gimmick.
Homeless J (01:37:13): Then again, I'd like to see Mark Henry succeed at all.
BigBadBillDemott (01:37:18): ME TOO
BigBadBillDemott (01:37:24): that would be unreal

Following his insane ramblings on Nitro and at Souled Out, Mean Gene had a few probing questions to ask Homeless J.

BigBadBillDemott (20:44:23): Mene Gene: Ladies and Gentlemen I'm backstage with Homeless J. What the people watching want to know is what are your plans tonight in?
BigBadBillDemott (20:44:33): in that ring J.
Homeless J (20:45:08): WELL YOU KNOW MEAN GENE, my plans out of that ring are to smoke crack and have massive convulsions. But my plans inside the ring are to smoke crack and kick my opponent in the testicals as many times as I can before he submits.
BigBadBillDemott (20:46:56): Mene Gene: I don't know if your aware of the no drug policy in WCW but let me tell you it's very clear. Roids and crack mixed. That's beside point thoguh as your opponents name hasn't been made public tonight, could you shed some light on who it is?
Homeless J (20:48:23): Mean Gene, I could shed tons of light on tons of things, thanks to my extra strong lightbulbs from my growroom. But I'm not gonna tell you who that opponent is, ese g-string. Hell no. That's supposed to be a surprise, you nosy fat piece of scum. I'm just kidding Mean Gene, you know I love you.
Homeless J (20:48:23): Mean Gene, would you like to rub my nipples?
BigBadBillDemott (20:50:27): Mean Gene: Not now J, at my hotel room. Theres rumors in the back that you and the boys are taking bets on who will face Macho Man at WCW/nWo Souled Out, can you confirm those rumors?
Homeless J (20:52:24): Well you know Mean Gene, me and the boys in the back are always betting on everything. I bet on how long it'll take for Scott Steiner to go into roid rage and throw people through walls. Me and DDP bet on how long Stan The Lariat Hansen's johnson is. But I can tell you honestly that the betting pool for the Macho Man Souled Out match is slim, much like a Slim Jim. OHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH
BigBadBillDemott (20:54:04): Mean Gene: What are your views on Scott Steiner's roid rage?. Is it an issue for you or the boys in the back. I'll get to more questions in a minute.
Homeless J (20:55:35): I think Steiner's roid rage is good for business, Mean Gene. The people pay to see that roided up freak of nature wrestle until his overstuffed arms pop open and squirt roidy goo everywhere like a hemroid with the hot needle treatment. I also think him throwing random people around after matches is good for business, as it keeps those backstage workers on their toes.
BigBadBillDemott (20:57:44): Mean Gene: The fans could get some of Scott Steiners roid juice for free. I would agree to those comments but you've faced Scott many times in the past, would you call him a safe worker?
Homeless J (20:58:45): He's a safe worker if by "safe worker" you mean he's someone who would hoist a safe far above the ring and then drop it on your head, then hoist it back up to the rafters and drop it on your head once again while you're still recovering from the first cranial crush. He might drop a piano on you too, so I guess you could call him a piano worker as well.
BigBadBillDemott (21:00:38): Mean Gene : I'm getting word in my ear that you're being called to the ring. Your match is next, thanks for your time Homeless J. Anything to add before we hand back to Tony and Bobby?
Homeless J (21:01:13): Yes, Tony and Bobby have many homosexual encounters with each other. Me and DDP have seen a couple.
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:08): Mean Gene: Back to you Tony.
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:14): I talk to real stars
Homeless J (21:02:31): You get the real info that the people need to know.
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:44): like Homeless J and Steve Corino
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:49): he didn't watch Summerslam
BigBadBillDemott (21:02:55): BigBadBillDemott (20:58:18): hey Steve
CorinoWrestling (20:58:50): hey
BigBadBillDemott (20:59:01): did you watch any of Summerslam?
CorinoWrestling (20:59:29): No
BigBadBillDemott (21:00:49): not interested or were you busy?
CorinoWrestling (21:01:07): too busy
Homeless J (21:03:05): Steve Corino didn't? I didn't watch it either.
BigBadBillDemott (21:03:16): I can assure you that is Mr Corino
Homeless J (21:03:29): I believe you.
BigBadBillDemott (21:03:42): any questions for him?
BigBadBillDemott (21:03:51): serious ones because he will give an answer
Homeless J (21:04:13): Not in particular. I'm happy with my ECW tapes featuring him.
Homeless J (21:04:33): If I need to ask him a question, I will ask it to the TV screen and my homicidal delusions will convince me that he is answering them as he is wrestling.
BigBadBillDemott (21:05:40): he's talking to you while you watch?
Homeless J (21:05:57): Yes. Sometimes he tells me bedtime stories.
BigBadBillDemott (21:06:12): BigBadBillDemott (21:04:21): any thoughts on Randy Orton winnning the title?
CorinoWrestling (21:04:33): I actually like it
BigBadBillDemott (21:04:57): I think Randy has the look, but his push seems to soon
CorinoWrestling (21:05:49): I actually think it is a fresh start to a new generation of world champion
Homeless J (21:07:00): I agree with him in the ideal that I am extremely glad there are new world champions being crowned. For a while it was just the same people trading it back and forth.
BigBadBillDemott (21:07:41): yes, HHH and HBK with Chris

The following statement comes from the office of Bill Demott. The active roster is as folows:

Bill Demott
Jc
Homless J
Anthony
Random fags

Interviewer

Mean Gene Okerlund

It could be changed at any time, ANY TIME I TELL YA, CHINK.

BigBadBillDemott (23:22:02): Homeless J
Homesless J (23:22:14): PIPAMANIA
Homesless J (23:22:18): RUNNIN WILD
BigBadBillDemott (23:22:20): my blog
BigBadBillDemott (23:22:28): you NEED to view it
Homesless J (23:22:41): Is there naked ladies there?
BigBadBillDemott (23:22:46): you're on the active roster
Homesless J (23:22:59): YES
Homesless J (23:23:04): I AM THE CHAMPION
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:09): no nigga
Homesless J (23:23:09): *GZA walks in the room*
Homesless J (23:23:13): GZA: Who's the champion?
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:20): wtf
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:27): we a feuding
Homesless J (23:23:29): WTF
Homesless J (23:23:34): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:38): fazizzle
Homesless J (23:23:48): WHAT
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BigBadBillDemott (23:23:54): PPEP THAT YO
Homesless J (23:24:24): IN A MINUTE G
BigBadBillDemott (23:25:02): **Waits with Ric Flair grin**
Homesless J (23:25:18): Are you the president of WCW?
Homesless J (23:25:27): Did your son knock up Stacy Kiebler?
BigBadBillDemott (23:25:34): yes he did
BigBadBillDemott (23:25:45): **Face turns red**
Homesless J (23:26:30): Did Stacy Kiebler ever ride Space Mountain?
Homesless J (23:26:34): WOOOOOOOOO
BigBadBillDemott (23:26:53): You Better Believe She Did
BigBadBillDemott (23:27:06): **Styles and profiles**
Homesless J (23:27:17): *hulks up*
BigBadBillDemott (23:27:27): YOU HORNY SLUT
Homesless J (23:27:45): I ADMIT IT]
Homesless J (23:27:45): I AM
Homesless J (23:27:48): AND I TYPE LIKE SHIT
BigBadBillDemott (23:28:17): you type like Brock Lesnar after being told Sable had left WWE
BigBadBillDemott (23:28:25): THEY LET YOU GO?
BigBadBillDemott (23:28:40): I'M NOT EVEN IN THE FUCKING NFL YET AND YOU LOST YOUR JOB
Homesless J (23:29:06): THAT DAMN TRAILOR PARK HOOCHIE MAMA
Homesless J (23:29:13): I BET SHE DOESNT EVEN GIVE GOOD HEAD ANYMORE
Homesless J (23:29:15): NOT UNLESS ITS TO VINCE
BigBadBillDemott (23:29:27): she's got a horrible voice
BigBadBillDemott (23:29:52): like those cross dressers that try to sound like a woman
BigBadBillDemott (23:29:56): that's how she talks
Homesless J (23:30:14): Well-spoken, old chum.
BigBadBillDemott (23:30:24): I'm serious yo
BigBadBillDemott (23:30:30): her voice is damn awful
Homesless J (23:31:41): That's why Brock stuffs his cock in her mouth all the time.
BigBadBillDemott (23:32:20): so she doesn't talk
Homesless J (23:32:56): Right.
Homesless J (23:32:56): Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Monty Sopp had to be separated by other workers when they started fighting backstage at the last WWE event.
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:09): Billy Gunn
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:20): **Scott Steiner comes out**
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:25): **Cuts heel promo**
Homesless J (23:33:28): ROID RAGE
Homesless J (23:33:31): HES GONNA RIP KIMBERLYS HEAD OFF
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:35): "I GOT MARK MCGWIRE BACK IN THE BACK READY TO COME OUT HERE AND TALK WITH THE N DUBBYA OH"
Homesless J (23:33:35): AND SPOUT CURSE WORDS
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:46): **Comes out dressed like Mark McGwire**
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:56): **Cardinals outfit**
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:08): **A drug addict**
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:17): **Pops pills in ring**
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:34): HEHH SCOTTY WE ALL KNOW
Homesless J (23:34:43): Whoa, Mark McGuire is a drug addict? I didn't know that. I should hang out with him.
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:46): THAT WITHOUT THESE IDA ONLY HIT ABOUT 5 HOME RUNS
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:56): **Steiner gets mad**
BigBadBillDemott (23:35:12): "I'D LIKE YOUR JERSEY THAT YOU WORE WHEN YOU HIT YOUR 70TH"
BigBadBillDemott (23:35:29): "FOR THE N DUBBYA OH HALL OF FAMEH."
BigBadBillDemott (23:35:38): **Rips off cardinals outfit**
BigBadBillDemott (23:35:51): **Buff Bagwell**
Homesless J (23:36:03): *Buff Bagwel dies*
Homesless J (23:36:09): *the whole world rejoices*
BigBadBillDemott (23:36:15): **Stomps on clothes and fake beard**
Homesless J (23:36:19): *Bagwell gets the biggest pop he's ever gotten*
BigBadBillDemott (23:36:27): **Lights clothes on fire**
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Homesless J (23:39:56): Read them to me, darling
BigBadBillDemott (23:40:09): what
Homesless J (23:40:56): YOU HEARD ME BEEYOTCH
Homesless J (23:41:01): Cut and paste, chink
BigBadBillDemott (23:41:38): no way ho
BigBadBillDemott (23:41:45): read my blog, you fat fuck
Homesless J (23:42:17): I can't unless you cut and paste it in here, you god damn piece of spic
BigBadBillDemott (23:42:32): you go to my site
BigBadBillDemott (23:42:42): I'm about to cap yo ass, cracka
Homesless J (23:42:51): Are you giving me back talk, junior?
BigBadBillDemott (23:43:04): I sure am, son
BigBadBillDemott (23:43:07): OOH
Homesless J (23:43:33): YOU ABOUT TO GET LIT ON FIRE, MONKEY BOY
Homesless J (23:43:41): DONT YOU DARE CHUCK A SPEAR AT ME EITEHR
Homesless J (23:43:43): YOU STAY RIGHT THERE ON DAT PORCH
BigBadBillDemott (23:49:46): quit spouting off
BigBadBillDemott (23:49:49): you damn fool
Homesless J (23:50:43): NEVER
BigBadBillDemott (23:52:47): you wack off all day
BigBadBillDemott (23:52:56): then come on here to rant and spout off
Homesless J (23:53:08): Do you have a problem with that?
BigBadBillDemott (23:53:26): yes I do, chink feautures
Homesless J (23:53:51): NIGGER LIPS
BigBadBillDemott (23:57:29): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (00:03:12): give me your password and credit card information please
Homesless J (00:03:35): 1-800-
Homesless J (00:03:36): FAT-CHICKS
Homesless J (00:03:41): BEEYOTCH
BigBadBillDemott (00:04:15): i'm not in love
Homesless J (00:04:30): THE KID IS NOT YOUR SON
BigBadBillDemott (00:04:37): its just a faze that i'm going through
BigBadBillDemott (00:59:24): BigBadBillDemott (3:52:55 PM): you wack off all day
BigBadBillDemott (3:52:55 PM): then come on here to rant and spout off
BigBadBillDemott (00:59:30): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (00:59:50): Homeless J : YOU ARE BIG BAD PIP DEMOTT
Homesless J (01:27:13): THE HULKAMANIACS PAY TRIBUTE TO EACH OTHER IN THEIR THINGIES
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:22): thingies?
Homesless J (01:27:35): That's what she said.
BigBadBillDemott (01:27:42): who?
Homesless J (01:27:57): Your syphilitic mother.
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:07): when?
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:11): when she say that?
Homesless J (01:28:16): Yesterday during brunch.
BigBadBillDemott (01:28:27): did she cook?
Homesless J (01:28:48): She cooked rabid beef loins over an open fire.
Homesless J (01:28:52): With hickory smoked dog food.
BigBadBillDemott (01:29:07): you ate that?
Homesless J (01:29:25): No, that's just what her pussy smelled like.
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:03): would you like it if my mother pissed on you?
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:16): she told me she wants to
Homesless J (01:30:26): Pee pee is icky.
BigBadBillDemott (01:30:27): I was like, but mom it's J
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:16): I'M THE COOLEST SON OF A BITCH YOU EVER MET
BigBadBillDemott (01:31:21): chink
Homesless J (01:31:51): Pee pee is the ickiest thing I ever met, LL Cool Chink.
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:10): I am not a chink
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:16): you chink hater
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:24): I'd pee on you now if I could.
Homesless J (01:32:31): But you can't.
BigBadBillDemott (01:32:32): you'd enjoy it
Homesless J (02:03:46): Do you play TEW?
BigBadBillDemott (02:03:51): yes
Homesless J (02:04:00): How far have you gotten?
BigBadBillDemott (02:04:10): to the promised land
BigBadBillDemott (02:04:21): I hope whatever illiterate default bullshit you're typing is sure witty
Homesless J (02:04:21): LAKE GOOK
Homesless J (02:04:36): I don't waste my time entertaining british people, jack.
Homesless J (02:04:40): I save my wittiness for the ladies.
Homesless J (02:04:45): AKA the small children.
BigBadBillDemott (02:04:51): You are a full fledged homosexual in a wig.
BigBadBillDemott (02:04:56): I rest my case.
Homesless J (02:05:16): You have such a graphic imagination. Do you like to put foods in your anus?
BigBadBillDemott (02:05:19): anime nerd
Homesless J (02:05:31): I don't even like gooks, how am I supposed to like anime?
BigBadBillDemott (02:06:00): this conversation was fired when you replied.
BigBadBillDemott (02:06:10): you should have just closed the chat window.
BigBadBillDemott (02:06:15): Chink whore.
Homesless J (02:06:22): Pip, do my buttocks make you salivate?
BigBadBillDemott (02:06:51): hahahahahhaa
BigBadBillDemott (02:07:57): how bout your head down between my legs and your tongue buried deeply inside of me
Homesless J (02:08:45): Do you like tacos or wieners?
BigBadBillDemott (02:09:12): Mene Gene: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Gene Okerlund here. I'm standing outside of Homeless J's locker room tonight at WCW/nWo Souled Out 1998, hoping to get a word about some of the recent allegations going around.
Homesless J (02:10:15): WELL YOU KNOW MEAN GENE, BIG DADDY COOL KEVIN NASH HAS BEEN PROPOGATING RUMORS ABOUT ME, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, THE TACO EATING MANIAC. I HAVE THIS TO SAY, DIESEL. YOU MAKE ME SICK, BROTHER. I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR CHILDREN MAKE THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD BLEED.
BigBadBillDemott (02:10:58): you sell, brother
BigBadBillDemott (02:11:05): I knew that was worth it
Homesless J (02:11:32): I do sell, but only when I'm working with the good talent, such as yourself.
Homesless J (02:11:37): Give yourself a firm pat on the back, brother.
BigBadBillDemott (02:11:50): Propogating
BigBadBillDemott (02:12:02): thats the word right ther
BigBadBillDemott (02:12:10): I'm nuts but you sell
Homesless J (02:12:55): I'm not a nut salesman. Or a popcorn boy, or a lemonade vendor.
BigBadBillDemott (02:13:33): hogan promos are god
BigBadBillDemott (02:13:35): like you
Homesless J (02:13:59): If I'm god, you're jesus.
Homesless J (02:14:02): We could be a tag team!
BigBadBillDemott (02:14:06): YES
Homesless J (02:14:09): God and Jesus, the most powerful tag team ever!
Homesless J (02:14:14): We could feud with Zeus.
BigBadBillDemott (02:14:23): **Bong Rip**
Homesless J (02:15:15): I didn't know you were into greenery too!
BigBadBillDemott (02:15:43): I have my secrets
BigBadBillDemott (02:15:56): but ...are you kidding
Homesless J (02:15:58): Like William Shatner?
BigBadBillDemott (02:16:23): weed is my life
Homesless J (02:16:29): Mine too, d00d.
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:17): what do you think I do all day
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:24): sit on a computer?!?!?
BigBadBillDemott (02:17:57): I haven myself from the putrid overheated summer pollution and smoke myself retarded
Homesless J (02:18:11): No way, I bet you go out and get all kinds of womens with your coke addiction and your movie star looks.
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:57): Only on fridays
Homesless J (02:19:40): Does Ice Cube join you?
BigBadBillDemott (02:20:46): yeah and chris tucker
Homesless J signed off at 02:21:44.
Homesless J (02:41:15): BIG BAD PIP FLAIR
BigBadBillDemott (02:41:59): WHERE
Homesless J (02:42:12): RIGHT THERE
Homesless J (02:42:13): IN YOUR HAIR
BigBadBillDemott (02:42:27): IN MY NATURE BOY HAIR STYLE
Homesless J (02:42:57): YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BROTHER
Homesless J (02:42:58): WOOOOOOO
BigBadBillDemott (02:43:15): are your nipples hard?
Homesless J (02:44:15): Hard enough to cut diamonds.
BigBadBillDemott (02:45:28): press them to the screen
Homesless J (02:45:38): They would cut my screen.
Homesless J (02:45:53): Have we had this conversation before?
BigBadBillDemott (02:46:11): yes
BigBadBillDemott (02:46:16): but carry on
Homesless J (02:46:24): *carrys on*
BigBadBillDemott (02:46:50): NOBODY LIKES A TEASE, HOMELESS J
Homesless J (02:47:40): FINE THEN
Homesless J (02:47:42): *carrys off*
BigBadBillDemott (02:48:37): you listen here misyy
BigBadBillDemott (02:48:39): missy
Homesless J (02:48:48): MISSY HYATTE
BigBadBillDemott (02:48:56): you get in that there kitchen and make me a sandwich
Homesless J (02:49:56): I'm hungry too you bull dyke piece of salami
BigBadBillDemott (02:51:38): go steal you cheap chink hooker
BigBadBillDemott (02:51:42): steal some food
Homesless J (02:51:55): I'll steal your virginity, gook.
BigBadBillDemott (02:52:23): my anal virginity?
Homesless J (02:52:45): Haha, yeah right, like you still have that.
BigBadBillDemott (02:52:58): U WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL IT
Homesless J (02:53:08): WOULD U GIVE IT 2 ME
BigBadBillDemott (02:53:11): I'D JUST GIVE IT TO U
Homesless J (02:53:15): OH DAMN
BigBadBillDemott (02:53:19): BUT UD HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
Homesless J (02:53:20): I FEEL SO WARM IN THE HRT
Homesless J (02:53:34): ID PAINT MY FACE UP LIKE OLD SCHOOL STING AND SPLASH YOU IN THE CORNER UNTIL YOU ORGASMED
BigBadBillDemott (02:54:37): STINGER SPLASH
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:03): yo J
Homesless J (23:23:10): Sup Pip?
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:28): laying the smack down
Homesless J (23:23:40): ON THAT CANDY ASS
BigBadBillDemott (23:24:23): ON ALL THEIR CANDY ASSES
Homesless J (23:31:25): YES
BigBadBillDemott (23:33:20): YOU THINK YOU'RE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
Homesless J (23:34:16): DID YOU SEE TNA IMPACT
BigBadBillDemott (23:34:19): no
Homesless J (23:34:25): CANADIAN MOTHERFUCKIN DESTROYER ON AMAZING RED
BigBadBillDemott (23:36:05): 8-)
Homesless J (23:37:20): Man, I marked out when I heard Petey Williams won the X division title, I'm gonna buy the re-run just for that matc.
BigBadBillDemott (23:38:06): Petey is good
BigBadBillDemott (23:44:29): HEAR ME, FEAR ME. FOR I AM MORDECAI.
Homesless J (23:44:43): *hears and fears*
BigBadBillDemott (23:45:13): changing the subject now
BigBadBillDemott (23:45:16): Whatever happened to Michael Jackson?? Did the court system finally realize how obsessively WRONG they are and drop everything?
Homesless J (23:46:11): Yes, Michael Jackson could obviously never rape a little boy. His plastic dick fell off many years ago in a tragic Lisa Marie Presley incident.
BigBadBillDemott (23:46:22): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (23:46:29): you rape dogs
BigBadBillDemott (23:46:32): DON'T YOU, J
Homesless J (23:47:08): Only if they look at me cockeyed.
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:50): do they want to seduce you?
Homesless J (23:48:00): Yes. Everyone does.
BigBadBillDemott (23:48:36): BigBadBillDemott (23:46:48): I thought you had ran to the bathroom crying.
DEAD MAN INC 310 (23:47:04): bough
BigBadBillDemott (23:47:11): bough?
DEAD MAN INC 310 (23:47:31): i dunno it is just a saying when you dont know what to say to that you just say that word :bough"
Homesless J (23:49:29): That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day
BigBadBillDemott (23:50:22): BigBadBillDemott (23:49:27): you get gayer
DEAD MAN INC 310 (23:49:41): okay
BigBadBillDemott (23:50:04): with every stupid comment and made up words you really do
Homesless J (23:57:30): hahahahahaha
BigBadBillDemott (23:57:45): **Pops up on Titan tron**
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:01): **Shown with Jc tied up back at the hotel**
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:10): SEE J, I TOLD YOU
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:20): YOU JUST COULDNT GET THE PICTURE COULD YOU
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:36): **Jc is hella bloody**
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:49): WELL I'LL JUST SHOW YOU PICTURE, AND COME SUMMERSLAM THIS IS JUST A TASTE
BigBadBillDemott (23:58:59): **Punches Jc up**
Homesless J (23:59:00): I'LL SHOW YOU A PICTURE
Homesless J (23:59:02): MY ASS IN YOUR FACE
Homesless J (23:59:04): CHINK
Homesless J (23:59:08): I WILL LEG DROP U
BigBadBillDemott (23:59:41): you nigga
BigBadBillDemott (23:59:44): sell it yo
BigBadBillDemott (23:59:58): you sell like Goldberg, tubby
Homesless J (00:00:04): I sold it great.
BigBadBillDemott (00:00:21): bullshit
Homesless J (00:00:31): Your mama's bullshit, lardass.
BigBadBillDemott (00:00:43): YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME
Homesless J (00:01:11): YES
Homesless J (00:01:13): LET US GO
BigBadBillDemott (00:01:36): LET'S GO
BigBadBillDemott (00:01:56): I'LL MOONSAULT YOU THROUGH THE RING
Homesless J (00:02:36): I'LL BAM BAM YOU THROUGH THE RAMP
BigBadBillDemott (00:03:02): bam bam me?
BigBadBillDemott (00:03:47): wtf yo
Homesless J (00:03:56): WTF
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:53): http://remix.supertux.com/songs/Zelda_Essential Links_OC_ReMix.mp3" title="http://remix.supertux.com/songs/Zelda_Essential Links_OC_ReMix.mp3" target="_blank"http://remix.supertux.com/son...
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:09): that shits off the richter
Homesless J (00:09:19): OFF THE WENDY RICHTER
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:43): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (00:35:39): I wish I had a stun-gun like Hall used on Goldberg
Homesless J (00:36:19): Me too man, me too.
BigBadBillDemott (00:36:43): **Flexes like Hogan**
BigBadBillDemott (00:36:54): **Bischoff stands with mic by me all happy**
BigBadBillDemott (00:37:07): AND YOU CAN CALL THIS... THE NEW WORLD ORDER OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING BROTHER.
Homesless J (00:37:44): *Sting repels from the rafters, but falls just like Owen*
BigBadBillDemott (00:37:52): 8-)
BigBadBillDemott (00:38:19): I'd knock the bitch in Black Eyed Peas sideways
Homesless J (00:38:27): I would too!
BigBadBillDemott (00:40:11): :-)
BigBadBillDemott (00:46:06): Bobby Heenan: Think about it Tony, while all the AIM users sit at home all around their PC with their families, havin' to wonder who's gonna steal the wheels off their house next.
BigBadBillDemott (00:46:21): Tony Schiavone: Stop it.
Homesless J (00:47:04): I might be getting the Chris Benoit DVD and Ric Flair's book today.
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:13): liar
Homesless J (00:47:30): I CANNOT TELL A LIE
Homesless J (00:47:30): CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:37): you'll steal it
Homesless J (00:48:25): I steal nothing. Everyone accuses me of being a theif but I've never stolen from anyone who didn't steal from me first.
BigBadBillDemott (00:48:55): you're a honkey
Homesless J (00:49:21): You're a spic.
BigBadBillDemott (00:50:56): you're unwashed
Homesless J (00:52:10): That's very true. I need a shower and a shit and a shave.
BigBadBillDemott (00:52:51): I knew it, unwashed asian bitch
Homesless J (00:53:55): I'M NO SLANTY EYED RICE PICKER
Homesless J (00:53:57): YOU TAKE THAT BACK
BigBadBillDemott (00:54:12): ok I'll take it back, stop crying
Homesless J (00:55:03): WAAH WAAH
Homesless J (00:55:14): I WANT YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DAVID ROBERTS
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:16): DEAD MAN INC 310 (00:54:55): shut the heck up
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:02): the heck up?
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:04): hahaha
Homesless J (00:55:24): THAT MAN IS FEARSOME
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:30): IM him
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:36): make him cry
Homesless J (00:55:40): I shall.
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:46): act like you're in the nWo
BigBadBillDemott (00:55:54): send me the convo in full
Homesless J (00:55:57): n n n n n W o!
Homesless J wants to directly connect (00:58:08).
Homesless J is now directly connected (00:58:19).
Homesless J (00:58:24): Homesless J (4:56:33 PM): WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE
Homesless J (4:56:40 PM): UNDERTAKER THINKS HE CAN TAKE THE HULKSTERS SPOT, BROTHER
Homesless J (4:56:42 PM): BUT THAT AINT THE TRUTH DUDE
Homesless J (4:56:46 PM): IVE BEEN EATING MY VITAMINS
Homesless J (4:56:48 PM): SAYING MY PRAYERS
Homesless J (4:56:52 PM): AND DRINKING MY MILK
DEAD MAN INC 310 (4:57:02 PM): hey there
DEAD MAN INC 310 (4:57:04 PM): whats up man
DEAD MAN INC 310 (4:57:05 PM): oh really
DEAD MAN INC 310 (4:57:06 PM): is this true
DEAD MAN INC 310 (4:57:07 PM): how so man?
Homesless J (4:57:19 PM): *HULKS UP*
Homesless J (4:57:23 PM): *STARS IN SUBURBAN COMMANDO*
Homesless J (4:57:38 PM): *APPEARS IN 1-800-COLLECT COMMERCIAL WITH ALF*
DEAD MAN INC 310 signed off at 4:57:50 PM.
Homesless J (00:58:27): Then he warned me repeatedly
BigBadBillDemott (00:58:52): that was mean
Homesless J (00:59:04): Yes, what a rude bastard.
Homesless J (00:59:11): I hope the Hulkster leg drops his damn head off.
BigBadBillDemott (00:59:52): funny though
Homesless J (01:00:28): It wasn't that funny, he didn't give me much to work with.
BigBadBillDemott (01:00:52): it was good, you suck it up Hulkster
Homesless J (01:01:03): IM A REAL TROOPER
Homesless J (01:01:06): *hulks up*
BigBadBillDemott (01:01:08): you showed skill yo
BigBadBillDemott (01:01:19): he flipped and warned you
Homesless J (01:01:41): Indeed, he was infuriated.
BigBadBillDemott (01:01:57): like Undertaker when JBL had the midget
Homesless J (01:02:41): It looked like JBL was trying to 69 the midget.
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:05): I was thinking the same but I wasn't feeling sexy so I figured Tombstone.
Homesless J (01:03:23): You should always feel sexy, Pip.
BigBadBillDemott (01:03:46): even now, J?
Homesless J (01:04:15): Yes, Pip. Even now.
BigBadBillDemott (01:04:41): Should I Be Rubbing My Nipples Moaning?
Homesless J (01:05:16): No, that's one step too far.
BigBadBillDemott (01:05:33): How do I know when I have crossed the line?
BigBadBillDemott (01:05:52): are there any warning signs to being over sexy?
Homesless J (01:05:53): When an old lady smacks you and calls you a whore.
Homesless J (01:06:22): Yes. Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash was too sexy, so he pulled his hamstring and tore his quad.
BigBadBillDemott (01:07:05): Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash had sexy hair. That made his quad act up and he went down.
BigBadBillDemott (01:07:12): we need to warn others
Homesless J (01:07:46): Agreed, brother. These quads are unruly when your hair gets a little too sexy.
BigBadBillDemott (01:08:29): the man has beautiful locks, unruly hair is a danger
Homesless J (01:09:50): Splendid golden buttery locks of hairalicious splendor, I say.
BigBadBillDemott (01:10:37): Question for you. Would it be possible to marry Kevin Nash's hair?
Homesless J (01:11:03): Only in the state of Las Vegas.
Homesless J (01:11:23): What you do in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. Except that nasty case of herpes you caught there.
BigBadBillDemott (01:12:17): you have a histroy of marrying hair in Vegas and getting herpes?
Homesless J (01:12:59): Yes sir, and I'm damn proud of that history.
BigBadBillDemott (01:14:34): oh my lord
Homesless J (01:15:06): Yes, your lord!
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:19): good lord
Homesless J (01:15:29): What about a bad lord?
Homesless J (01:15:34): My BO smells like weed.
BigBadBillDemott (01:15:35): you're one of those
Homesless J (01:15:45): LORDS OF BROOKLYN
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:02): you funny looking spic chink
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:09): with your chink stylings
Homesless J (01:16:31): LORDS OF CHINKLAND
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:20): =-O
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:31): you know all the chinks
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:33): like Taka
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:39): he was good
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:45): you remember him in WWF?
Homesless J (01:18:01): Hell yes! TAKA is one of my all-time favorite chinks.
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:05): that drop kick ruled
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:21): I loved that
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:26): do it with the **
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:30): remind me of it
Homesless J (01:19:23): **TAKA CHINKINOKU DROPKICK ON LINDA MILES**
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:13): CHINKINOKU
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:50): I'm going to drink more then pass out
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:52): bye J
Homesless J (01:22:10): Have fun

XxXx

Apparently, some sober little girl who spends too much time at the mall took it amongst herself to write a serious-ass comment to me on a Blurty. Let's look at it for shits and giggles, shall we?

"shut the fuck up you loser. you have nothing better to do then to make up fake screen names and harass people. do you have friends? that would be a fuckin miracle. you aren't a tough guy. you aren't a star. you have no fans. everyone thinks you're a loser who looks like a gorilla. if you touch her and i'll hunt you down and kick your pathetic ass."

No no no, but the fact that I responded already does it no justice.. You see, I'm interested in seeing what this female was talking about in this particular situation. Who is classified as "everyone", in the sentence, "everyone thinks you're a loser"? Some dirty rocker faggot named Ivan John who can't even dress himself? Or some low-life with 7 dollars in his pocket sitting outside on a porch? Wait, that'd be half of you...

I REALLY wish people would elaborate on this. If I wanted to be friends with half of you inferiorities, I highly doubt I'd curse you all out and give you dirty looks. Do you honestly think my befriending any of you morons is an issue? No. Quite frankly, I hope all of you low-lives drop dead. Deal with your fucking mental issues, stop making Gay posts attempting to be Emo and get attention, and stop begging for your fucking parents' affection. Get over yourselves.

Mommy And Daddy Do Not Love You
The Difference Between Me And You Is I'm Not Packing A Vagina In My Pants, And I'm Not Dependant On The Attention Of My Parents. I Talk Twice As Much Shit In Real Life As I Do Online, And I Will Slap You.

The feud with Amber after being fired is still ongoing as you can see from this unexpected meeting I am not happy. I fired her ass once and shouldn't have to do it again.

XxXx

Bgtxgl (21:55:48): hey
Bgtxgl (21:56:02): miss talking
Bgtxgl (21:56:06): and figting wit ya
BigBadBillDemott (21:56:10): oh crap
BigBadBillDemott (21:56:19): not another fuck
Bgtxgl (21:56:34): huhy
Bgtxgl (21:57:17): do u like hate me?
BigBadBillDemott (21:58:05): yes I hate you
Bgtxgl (21:58:10): y
BigBadBillDemott (21:59:37): you were fired
BigBadBillDemott (21:59:45): I don't see this feud working out
Bgtxgl (21:59:51): k
Bgtxgl (21:59:53): bye
BigBadBillDemott (21:59:57): you have lousy in ring skill and frankly JR said you suck
Bgtxgl (22:00:11): u lost ur mind
BigBadBillDemott (22:00:47): you can't sell either
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:11): I'm not putting your crappy ass over.
Bgtxgl (22:01:18): go fuck ur self
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:36): I understand your her athleticism
Bgtxgl (22:01:41): bye
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:53): and devotion to the company
BigBadBillDemott (22:01:58): but the business gains nothing from her contract
BigBadBillDemott (22:02:17): as a matter fact you are about as over as Kamal
Bgtxgl (22:02:26): blocked
BigBadBillDemott (22:02:27): Kamala
Bgtxgl signed off at 22:02:27.
Bgtxgl (22:24:22): bck
Bgtxgl (22:24:48): want apic of my kid?
Bgtxgl (22:25:14): plz
Bgtxgl (22:25:19): why r u doing this
BigBadBillDemott (22:27:00): That 35 looks good on you.
Bgtxgl (22:27:06): ty abby
Bgtxgl (22:27:08): baby
Bgtxgl wants to directly connect (22:27:55).
Bigbadbilldemott declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.) (22:27:59).
Bgtxgl (22:28:46): lucy nude pics
Bgtxgl (22:29:23): dont go tot hat site
Bgtxgl (22:29:31): its a virus
BigBadBillDemott (22:29:48): can I fuck you?
Bgtxgl (22:29:49): man i really wanted to suk today
Bgtxgl (22:29:53): yes
Bgtxgl (22:29:55): lol
Bgtxgl (22:29:57): w/e
Bgtxgl (22:30:34): really?
BigBadBillDemott (22:30:37): yes
Bgtxgl (22:30:43): ok
Bgtxgl (22:31:08): y?
Bgtxgl (22:33:03): yyy?
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:06): go away
Bgtxgl (22:34:13): wat?
Bgtxgl (22:34:16): no sex?
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:27): **Looks for block option**
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:35): That guy is so cool.
Bgtxgl (22:34:44): ok
Bgtxgl (22:34:49): dont ever pm me then
BigBadBillDemott (22:34:58): pmsing now
Bgtxgl (22:34:58): ill never cyber suk u qgain
BigBadBillDemott (22:35:17): you can't spell
BigBadBillDemott (22:35:25): you gap toothed whore
Bgtxgl (22:35:27): dont ever pm me agaon
Bgtxgl (22:35:40): ill never cyber suk u again
BigBadBillDemott (22:35:45): I will slap you silly.
Bgtxgl (22:35:51): try me
BigBadBillDemott (22:36:05): slap you with my dick
BigBadBillDemott (22:36:10): into next week
Bgtxgl (22:36:52): go for it
Bgtxgl signed off at 22:38:13.
Bgtxgl signed on at 22:38:28.
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:16): shut up
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:21): you useless fuck
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:25): I fired you ok
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:31): that means we never speak again
Bgtxgl signed off at 22:39:35.

Homeless J makes a return but get's into a heated arugemtn with Bill Demott. This leads to tension backstage. Sources are reporting this could be amount to a bitter and bloody feud, stay tuned for all the news on this story.

BigBadBillDemott (00:08:03): YOU'RE FIRED
TheAsylumite (00:08:07): YOU'RE HIRED
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:14): http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" title="http://piptheripper.tblog.com/" target="_blank"http://piptheripper.tblog.com...
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:19): SO NOT DRAMA
TheAsylumite (00:08:22): YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:32): LISTEN NIGGY
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:38): I POSTED SHIT
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:46): YOU WHORES ADD COMMENTS
TheAsylumite (00:08:47): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (00:08:48): OR SOMETHING
TheAsylumite (00:08:56): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:04): HOW ABOUT YOU BE A GUEST WRITER
TheAsylumite (00:09:07): OKAY
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:12): I'M OFFERING YOU A JOB
BigBadBillDemott (00:09:35): YOU WRITE SOMETHING AND I'LL POST IT, ALL CREDIT WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU.
TheAsylumite (00:10:06): YOU WON'T GIVE ME ANY CREDIT OR MONEY, YOU'LL JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND I DO A GOOD JOB AND YOUR GONNA TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND MY BACK THAT I'M BAD AT GIVING HEAD AND MY WRITING IS SHIT
TheAsylumite (00:10:11): AND THEN YOU WILL DRINK YOUR PROZAC WATER
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:26): HOW DARE YOU
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:35): YOUR RAMBLINGS ARE UNTRUE
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:40): EVERYBODY LOVES BILL DEMOTT, CRACKA
TheAsylumite (00:10:49): AND EVERYBODY LOVES HOMELESS J, RIGHT HONKEY?
BigBadBillDemott (00:10:58): NO, CRACKA
TheAsylumite (00:11:06): I MUST CRY NOW
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:09): GOOD
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:12): BEFORE YOU DO
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:18): WRITE AN ARTICLE
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:22): I'm serious yo
TheAsylumite (00:11:39): Can I cry and write the article at the same time?
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:44): yeah
BigBadBillDemott (00:11:51): don't fuck around
TheAsylumite (00:11:58): BigBadBillDemott (21:45:05): like a chink
lily is so gay (21:45:12): omg
lily is so gay (21:45:14): that's hot
BigBadBillDemott (21:45:20): CHINK CHINK
TheAsylumite (00:12:00): CHINK
TheAsylumite (00:12:04): CHINKAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:07): I want content
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:11): OMG
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:20): PUT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO BED
TheAsylumite (00:12:45): I'LL SHOW YOU CONTENT
TheAsylumite (00:12:47): MY FIST IN YOUR FACE
TheAsylumite (00:12:49): THATS CONTENT
TheAsylumite (00:12:51): CHINKTENT
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:52): IT IS NOT
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:56): lower your caps
BigBadBillDemott (00:12:59): you lunatic
TheAsylumite (00:12:59): okay
TheAsylumite (00:13:03): i shall type like this from now on
BigBadBillDemott (00:13:07): hott
TheAsylumite (00:13:12): just 4 u daev pippy roburt
BigBadBillDemott (00:13:17): wtf
BigBadBillDemott (00:13:22): that's like stupid
TheAsylumite (00:13:25): what
BigBadBillDemott (00:13:35): what article will you produce?
BigBadBillDemott (00:13:47): the tblog community reads my blog
TheAsylumite (00:14:00): i will produce an article that tells regular americans and limeys like you and me how to slant their eyes with tape so they look like chinksd
BigBadBillDemott (00:14:13): when will you have it finished?
TheAsylumite (00:14:35): when i eat my pills
BigBadBillDemott (00:14:40): J
BigBadBillDemott (00:14:43): be serious
BigBadBillDemott (00:14:57): I'm carrying the team here.
TheAsylumite (00:15:39): I am fully and completely serious when I tell you I will have your article after I eat my pills. I am a very crazy person, and if I don't have my pain medication I will cut people with a razor covered in my feces.
BigBadBillDemott (00:16:10): ok man
BigBadBillDemott (00:16:15): get that shit done
BigBadBillDemott (00:16:21): make it hella good
TheAsylumite (00:16:47): How long do you want it? Eleven thousand trillion pages and fourteen words in all?
BigBadBillDemott (00:16:52): no
BigBadBillDemott (00:16:57): about 500 or so
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:01): 500 words
TheAsylumite (00:17:11): I can't count that high.
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:30): you can't huh
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:39): well just type some words
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:47): make sentances
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:53): havea poit to it
BigBadBillDemott (00:17:57): point
TheAsylumite (00:18:24): i will type like this
TheAsylumite (00:18:26): like u and jc type
TheAsylumite (00:18:30): in broken sentences
TheAsylumite (00:18:31): many of them
TheAsylumite (00:18:35): in a frequent stream
BigBadBillDemott (00:18:38): I don't type like that
BigBadBillDemott (00:18:56): I don't even know what a broken sentance is
TheAsylumite (00:19:15): Oh yeah, I forgot, you're a limey, you aren't a master of our complicated language that we speak.
BigBadBillDemott (00:19:21): get working and have that shit finished
TheAsylumite (00:19:32): I DONT HAVE MY GOD DAMN PILLS YET
BigBadBillDemott (00:19:32): ok pig
TheAsylumite (00:19:33): RARGH
TheAsylumite (00:19:35): I AM FURIOUS
TheAsylumite (00:19:40): STEAM IS SHOOTING OUT OF MY EARS
TheAsylumite (00:19:45): I AM READY TO CUT A CHINK UP
BigBadBillDemott (00:19:46): angry caps
BigBadBillDemott (00:19:55): why do you want to cut a chink?
TheAsylumite (00:19:58): MY FIVE O'CLOCK SHADOW PRICKLES MY HANDS
BigBadBillDemott (00:20:14): there is other minorties
BigBadBillDemott (00:20:21): there are
BigBadBillDemott (00:20:31): stupid langauge
TheAsylumite (00:21:40): You live in England and yet you can't construct a sentence or spell anything right or use correct grammar.
TheAsylumite (00:21:43): You should hang your head in shame.
BigBadBillDemott (00:21:54): blow me ho
BigBadBillDemott (00:22:21): **No sells**
TheAsylumite (00:22:30): With your head hung in shame, I will have no room to blow you. Your head will be in the way.
TheAsylumite (00:22:33): Your shameful, shameful head.
BigBadBillDemott (00:22:58): **Comes back like Hogab vs Warrior at WM**
BigBadBillDemott (00:23:23): I have nothing to be ashamed about
TheAsylumite (00:23:35): **Types actions in between two asterisks**
BigBadBillDemott (00:24:05): does that turn you on?
TheAsylumite (00:24:24): No, but Bill DeMott's moonsault turns me on. It's the best in the business you know.
BigBadBillDemott (00:24:31): do my asterisks actions make you hot?
TheAsylumite (00:30:30): RABAT (Reuters) - A 70-year-old Moroccan cut off his penis in protest at his wife's long refusal to have sex with him, hospital sources said on Saturday.

The unidentified man severed his organ on Monday in the southern town of Ait Ourir and was taken to a hospital in the nearby city of Marrakesh for treatment.

"He didn't bring his penis with him. He has left the hospital well, but without his penis," a doctor from the Ibn Toufail hospital told Reuters.

BigBadBillDemott (00:31:31): would you result to such actions?
TheAsylumite (00:32:10): I would cut it off and shove it in her pussy before I went to the hospital.
BigBadBillDemott (00:32:18): and yell
BigBadBillDemott (00:32:27): IT'S IN THE BITCH, QUACK
TheAsylumite (00:32:48): I wouldn't be yelling anything, I would be unconcious from massive blood loss.
BigBadBillDemott (00:32:57): no way
BigBadBillDemott (00:33:19): the drugs you would have induced would have you riled up
BigBadBillDemott (00:33:34): you'd snap like Ken Shamrock
TheAsylumite (00:33:36): ROID RAGE
BigBadBillDemott (00:33:40): yes
BigBadBillDemott (00:33:45): ANKLE LOCK
TheAsylumite (00:33:53): OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY
BigBadBillDemott (00:34:10): THROWING ARMS TO SIDE AND SCREAMING
TheAsylumite (00:34:19): HE'S IN THE ZONE
BigBadBillDemott (00:34:26): you are him
BigBadBillDemott (00:34:37): Homeless J Shamrock
TheAsylumite (00:35:01): YES I AM
BigBadBillDemott (00:35:14): you are
BigBadBillDemott (00:35:27): a crazed roided up former UFC champion
TheAsylumite (00:35:57): AND I WILL BE THE UFC CHAMP AGAIN
TheAsylumite (00:35:57): AS SOON AS I GET MY PILLS
BigBadBillDemott (00:36:24): he was convincing
TheAsylumite (00:36:55): He was literally crazy.
TheAsylumite (00:36:57): Just like me.
BigBadBillDemott (00:37:13): you could snap any sceond and be in the zone
TheAsylumite (00:37:30): And have you in the ANKLE LOCK
BigBadBillDemott (00:37:50): you wouldn't dare
TheAsylumite (00:38:41): I might.
BigBadBillDemott (00:39:10): you should call your doctor
TheAsylumite (00:39:32): I already did, which is why I'm waiting for my pills.
BigBadBillDemott (00:39:50): go drink some bleach
BigBadBillDemott (00:40:20): that's if you unclean pigs use bleach
BigBadBillDemott (00:40:31): FAT UNWASHED AMERICAN
TheAsylumite (00:41:41): Is that really the picture you bad-teethed retarded-talking stupid-hair-having fragile slobs have of us mighty Americans, the greatest world power there is?
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:10): my teeth look a lot better than yours
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:18): not the greatest world power
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:23): just the most over
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:41): the Japs day will come soon
BigBadBillDemott (00:42:53): you'll be down the ladder
BigBadBillDemott (00:43:05): the slanty eyes are just waiting
TheAsylumite (00:43:07): The Japs aren't even allowed to raise an army because of us. My teeth look ten times better than yours, limey. You have prozac in your water and you smell of elderberries.
BigBadBillDemott (00:43:39): I live in Ukraine
BigBadBillDemott (00:44:03): your teeth resemble Nelly's
BigBadBillDemott (00:44:11): that nigga got some fucked up teeth
TheAsylumite (00:44:21): Nelly doesn't have teeth, he bought a set of wooden ones because he can't afford platinum.
BigBadBillDemott (00:44:45): he smells of urine
TheAsylumite (00:45:43): And elderberries.
BigBadBillDemott (00:45:57): what are elderberries and how do they smell?
TheAsylumite (00:46:49): They are rancid berries that smell rancidalicious.
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:12): you smear them all over and frolic in the meadows
BigBadBillDemott (00:47:34): singing old folk songs with the towns people
TheAsylumite (00:48:14): We don't have towns people in America. We have ga-hettos with blacks and mexicans shooting at the white man.
BigBadBillDemott (00:48:29): liar
TheAsylumite (00:48:59): Because me I tell the truth even when I tell a lie!
BigBadBillDemott (00:49:20): crazy American bastard
TheAsylumite (00:50:11): That's me.
BigBadBillDemott (00:50:27): want a beer?
BigBadBillDemott (00:50:38): how about I beat you with a cold one?
BigBadBillDemott (00:50:55): why didn't Austin ever do that?
BigBadBillDemott (00:51:04): like use it as a weapon when he was a heel?
BigBadBillDemott (00:51:35): instead of grabbing a chair or a title belt just open the cooler and use a cold beer to gain the win
BigBadBillDemott (00:51:41): that shit would be dope yo
TheAsylumite (00:52:47): Why would he waste a beer like that? We Americans are all alcoholics and drug addicts. We would never smash a beer over someone's head. We would drink it first and smash the empty bottle on their head, and then we would proceed to cut them with it.
BigBadBillDemott (00:53:07): bunch of savages
BigBadBillDemott (00:53:29): you're all obese too
BigBadBillDemott (00:53:35): I see your tv shows
TheAsylumite (00:53:41): That's why we're the toughest motherfuckers in the world. If you try to steal our food, we will cut you with beer bottles.
BigBadBillDemott (00:53:44): full of fat whiney fucks
TheAsylumite (00:57:47): WWE has a new dress code requirement? Lemme guess, the women can't wear anything and the men don't wear anything either thanks to Pat Patterson and his blowjob-giving ways.
BigBadBillDemott (01:01:21): that's old news
BigBadBillDemott (02:00:07): Steve Corino is one hell of a stand up guy.

No you have not just walked into the twighlight zone... you have some how managed to stumble on to the blog of "PIPTHERIPPER"

Pips words are weird but yet rather refreshing. He uses a lot of old school lines and phrases so if you are like me.. you will get a chuckle out of reading his stuff.

Who is the man behind the words... this I have not figured out yet. Possible it is two or even three guys acting as one. Possible he is a mental patient. Who knows...

What makes Pip tick, what makes him mad, what makes him laugh. Is he mad at the world or just plain ole mad. These I plan on finding out.
So come join me in reading Pips words.. wether they be mean and evil or silly and gay.
KrazedOne

That was good and I just want to say thank you for doing that for me. It touched me and was just beautiful. I enjoy fan time as much you fans do, always a pleasure to mix with you kind folk.

**Gets teary eyed**

Bgtxgl (22:10:44): im bored
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:34): not my fucking problem
Bgtxgl (22:11:40): y that likes cybering with me lol
Bgtxgl (22:11:50): sorry not for u
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:50): what
BigBadBillDemott (22:11:55): you dumbass
Bgtxgl (22:12:13): sorry sweety
Bgtxgl (22:12:16): bot for u
Bgtxgl (22:13:11): not for u*

Bgtxgl (22:13:35): so u have a gf now huh?
BigBadBillDemott (22:13:50): no
Bgtxgl (22:13:59): what happen to ur gf?
BigBadBillDemott (22:14:12): leave me alone
Bgtxgl (22:14:25): we use to be friends what happen?
BigBadBillDemott (22:14:43): you went gay
Bgtxgl (22:15:14): im sorry
Bgtxgl (22:15:16): ill stop
Bgtxgl (22:17:19): hey do u want me to block u or sumthing?
BigBadBillDemott (22:17:27): AND BLOCKED

BigBadBillDemott (22:20:48): GET OFF MY DICK
Bgtxgl (22:20:49): mmm so good
Bgtxgl (22:20:54): make me
Bgtxgl (22:21:18): lick lick likc
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:06): FU
Bgtxgl (22:22:23): ur not worth my time
Bgtxgl (22:22:28): ur prob a fasg!
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:37): shut the fuck up
Bgtxgl (22:22:38): ur being blocked bitch!
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:40): I'm not a fag
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:45): you can't spell
Bgtxgl (22:22:46): yes u are lol
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:49): you biploar fuck
Bgtxgl (22:22:50): fag
Bgtxgl (22:22:51): fag
Bgtxgl (22:22:52): fag
Bgtxgl (22:22:54): fag
BigBadBillDemott (22:22:56): YOU'RE FIRED

I don't know if I should laugh at the fact 5000 cross dressed homosexual AIM living bastards are literally living their lives over a fake screename OR call you pathetic with your 5 thousand generic default screenames and whiney attitude because you got booted left and right by Bill Demott.

EXPECT NO MERCY

XxXx

THE CHAMP IS HEAH!!!!!!!!

**pauses and looks around**

THE CHAMP IS HEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Where have I been? Doing the usual, such as beating up Asians and robbing them of their Pork Fried Rice, walking old ladies across the street before mugging them, and wrestling alligators.

No, not really.. but.. It seems.. I am the Unstoppable Force. And quite frankly, there doesn't seem to be anyone that can get in my way without being humiliated and sent home shit-faced. But no, today's not any ordinary post.. It's a tribute.. A tribute to those Losers in this last year who have attempted to oppose me, but have instead been shot down like the Cross-Dressers they are.

1. Hyatte1com (Quit his internet job and turned off all of his special AIM features in fear of being booted)
2. Michelle Rossman (Currently dating a fat guy after she was rejected by me; Rarely shows face in public anymore)
3. Matthew Paniagua (Was pranked so much that he was forced to change his phone to not accept private calls; Is moving to Florida due to all of the humiliation)
4. Kriss Kross (Was punched so damn hard that it made him realize he's better off in New Jersey, the land of shitty Toxic smells and retarded people.. I think he'll fit in just fine.)
5. Miss Piggy (Was humiliated and cursed at by me and ran away to Florida)

So as you can see... It's wise to stay out of my way, otherwise you'll end up like these fools.

Ahahahaha..
xXxX

BigBadBillDemott (01:15:51): OH LOOK
TheAsylumite (01:15:57): YOU ARE BIG AND BAD
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:09): IT'S HOMELSS J AND HE'S BACK FOR SOME MORE TIME WITH PIP
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:15): IT'S FAN TIME ON AIM
TheAsylumite (01:16:29): THIS IS THE HOMELESS HULKSTER U CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:42): CALLING ME A CHINK IS NOT GOOD OK
BigBadBillDemott (01:16:50): IT COULD REDUCE YOUR FAN TIME
TheAsylumite (01:17:02): I'LL REDUCE YOUR FACE'S FAN TIME
TheAsylumite (01:17:03): WITH MY FIST
TheAsylumite (01:17:05): CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:19): DO YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOUR MUTATED BABY OR NOT?
TheAsylumite (01:17:28): SURE, WHY THE HELL NOT
BigBadBillDemott (01:17:50): BRING THE UGLY COCK EYED HOSS TO PIP
TheAsylumite (01:18:03): I WILL BRING NOTHING TO YOU, GINZO
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:26): HOW ABOUT AN AUTOGRAPH, SONNY?
TheAsylumite (01:18:41): HOW ABOUT YOU SHINE MY SHOES
BigBadBillDemott (01:18:59): HOW ABOUT YOU SHINE MY PENIS HEAD
TheAsylumite (01:19:19): HOW ABOUT NO
BigBadBillDemott (01:19:27): hi
TheAsylumite (01:20:09): Howdy.
BigBadBillDemott (01:20:28): hows the moonshine?
TheAsylumite (01:20:58): Drunky and warm.
BigBadBillDemott (01:21:36): THE NWOITES TURN OUT TO SEE THE HULKSTER AND I JUST FLEW IN ON MY LEER JET, BROTHER
TheAsylumite (01:21:56): AND BOY ARE YOUR ARMS TIRED
TheAsylumite (01:21:58): BADUM CHING
TheAsylumite (01:22:00): CHINK
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:20): FUCKU
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:26): I'M FAMOUS OK
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:30): I MADE YOU FAMOUS TOO
TheAsylumite (01:22:33): ILL MAKE U FAMOUS
BigBadBillDemott (01:22:43): TO LATE FOR THAT

BigBadBillDemott (02:06:51): hulk is the man. and he's my hero
TheAsylumite (02:07:11): Is that so?
BigBadBillDemott (02:07:15): yes
TheAsylumite (02:07:34): Good doggy.
BigBadBillDemott (02:07:46): http://quizilla.com/users/SK3/quizzes/Whi ch" title="http://quizilla.com/users/SK3/quizzes/Whi ch" target="_blank"http://quizilla.com/users/SK3...%20HULK%20HOGAN%20are%20y ou%3F/
BigBadBillDemott (02:08:56): YOU'RE THE IMMORTAL ICON, HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN! "I know it'll end someday. But it won't be today, brother. IT WON'T BE TODAY! Hulkamania is still runnin' wild!"
TheAsylumite (02:09:10): Hahahahaha
BigBadBillDemott (02:11:08): oh my goodness
BigBadBillDemott (02:11:22): i love having my hair pulled and being spanked. mmmm. i love it when someone talks dirty to me, and i love being called a "dirty little slut"
TheAsylumite (02:12:24): Is that what Hulk Hogan told you?
BigBadBillDemott (02:12:35): yes
TheAsylumite (02:12:51): Did your panties wetten with excitement?
BigBadBillDemott (02:13:37): yes and my nipples are hards
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:42): http://www.livejournal.com/users/shawnmicheals/" title="http://www.livejournal.com/users/shawnmicheals/" target="_blank"http://www.livejournal.com/us...
BigBadBillDemott (02:18:49): check that out
TheAsylumite (02:18:55): GASP
BigBadBillDemott (02:19:57): as if thats him
TheAsylumite (02:20:10): IT MUST BE
TheAsylumite (02:20:20): SHAWN MICHAELS HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO BE BALLYHOOING ON THE INTRANET
BigBadBillDemott (02:20:52): THE HELL HE DOES

EVERYBODY LOVES BILL DEMOTT, CRACKA

thecagg18 (15:30:29): sup
BigBadBillDemott (15:30:53): oh you know
BigBadBillDemott (15:30:58): THUGGIN N BUGGIN
thecagg18 (15:31:02): are u a bill demott fan or something
thecagg18 (15:31:13): lol
BigBadBillDemott (15:31:24): yeah, isn't evrrybody?
thecagg18 (15:31:33): yeah
thecagg18 (15:31:37): hes cool as hell
BigBadBillDemott (15:31:48): he's NO LAUGHING MATTER
thecagg18 (15:31:57): hahaha
thecagg18 (15:31:58): yeah
thecagg18 (15:32:13): have u met him before
thecagg18 (15:32:45): i had a chance to but i couldnt get a ride to the event
BigBadBillDemott (15:33:01): I haven't met him
thecagg18 (15:33:14): i was told he was a cool guy
BigBadBillDemott (15:33:14): it would be cool if he told me to fuck off
BigBadBillDemott (15:33:19): Ryhno did once
thecagg18 (15:33:24): hahaha
thecagg18 (15:33:28): what for
BigBadBillDemott (15:34:05): asking for an qutograph
thecagg18 (15:34:28): i wish demott would wrestle on smackdown agian
BigBadBillDemott (15:34:43): me too
BigBadBillDemott (15:34:54): he's better than Angle
thecagg18 (15:35:35): they have two different wrestling styles
BigBadBillDemott (15:35:52): yeah but Bill is the greatest
thecagg18 (15:35:57): they are both great wrestlers
BigBadBillDemott (15:36:05): no way
BigBadBillDemott (15:36:15): Bill is the best, peroid
thecagg18 (15:36:38): he does a great moonsault for his size
BigBadBillDemott (15:36:51): best in the business

WASSUP WITHCHOO

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It's all about content and I crave more and lots of it. Never slowing down, always topping the day before. Life is hard, and I hate politics. Write that down it may save your life one day.Also, you're lives will be much more enriched to know that the computer I'm on likes to crash more times than Ray Charles behind the wheel of a bumper car. **DEEP BREATH**, should be sometime soon when I get in front of a functioning 'puter. 'puter is short for computer, pig. This update will be huge and will feature many of my fans. If theres time we'll discuss my giant ego, and how I just put myself over as the KING of the motherfucking blog entries.

BigBadBillDemott (00:13:49): send that son of a bitch home right now
bukkake anyone (00:19:33): wat
BigBadBillDemott (00:21:24): idk
BigBadBillDemott (19:01:18): hi
bukkake anyone (19:01:24): hi
BigBadBillDemott (19:01:37): Doom 3 is good
BigBadBillDemott (19:02:08): I played about 30 minutes of it, can't have it cut out my drinking time
bukkake anyone (19:02:39): Getting pissed
BigBadBillDemott (19:02:53): exactly
BigBadBillDemott (19:04:22): you haven't commented on my blog
bukkake anyone (19:04:59): So what
BigBadBillDemott (19:05:07): why not?
bukkake anyone (19:06:21): Why would I?
bukkake anyone (19:06:25): Let's play pool
BigBadBillDemott (19:06:34): post comments
bukkake anyone (19:06:59): Let's play pool.
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:13): I beg your pardon
BigBadBillDemott (19:07:21): I don't have time to
bukkake anyone (19:07:56): y
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:09): going to have a nap, sober up
bukkake anyone (19:08:40): :-*
BigBadBillDemott (19:08:56): ttyl stud
bukkake anyone (19:09:02): p'z

TheAsylumite (22:36:55): YOU CAME HERE TO RIP ASS
BigBadBillDemott (22:37:02): I did
TheAsylumite (22:38:22): CROTCH CHOP
BigBadBillDemott (22:38:30): SUCK IT
BigBadBillDemott (22:38:42): are you reading my new and improved blog?
TheAsylumite (22:39:16): I will as soon as I scrape these herpes off of my penis with this hot knife I put on the stove.
TheAsylumite (22:39:27): Maybe if I have enough time, I'll get the ones on my balls too.
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:44): god speed, comrade
TheAsylumite (22:39:46): I might have to get the potato peeler for this job.
BigBadBillDemott (22:39:58): have 911 ready
TheAsylumite (22:41:43): What's their number again?
BigBadBillDemott (22:41:50): 911 I believe
TheAsylumite (22:42:03): I hope you're right, old chum.
BigBadBillDemott (22:42:11): HELLO THIS IS 911, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
TheAsylumite (22:42:24): I JUST SCRAPED MY BALLS OFF WITH A POTATO PEELER
TheAsylumite (22:42:27): NOW IM GOING TO DISNEYLAND
BigBadBillDemott (22:42:32): WOOO
TheAsylumite (22:55:19): I didn't know Ric Flair worked the emergency phone
TheAsylumite (22:55:29): Does he give chops to people having heart attacks so their hearts start back up?
BigBadBillDemott (22:55:37): WOO
BigBadBillDemott (22:55:42): YOU DAMN RIGHT HE DOES
TheAsylumite (22:56:13): RESCUE 911 WOULD STILL BE ON THE AIR IF THEY HAD RIC FLAIR ON THE TEAM
BigBadBillDemott (22:57:08): HOMELSS J AND THE NATURE BOY
TheAsylumite (22:57:26): HULK HOMELESS
BigBadBillDemott (22:57:32): Foley is a worthless *CHOP* idiot whose has made a *WOO!* career out of dangerous *CHOP* *WOO!* stunts. He is not a *WOO!* wrestler, he is a *FUNNY TURNBUCKLE FALL THINGY* stuntman who has never drawn *FLAIR STRUT* *WOO!* *WOO!* numbers, and he'll never be as good as the *WOO!*
TheAsylumite (22:57:36): COME ON BROTHERRRR, LET'S SAVE SOME LIVES
BigBadBillDemott (22:57:58): have you read any wrestlers book?
TheAsylumite (22:58:53): I read both of Mick's. I wanna get Ric's book.
BigBadBillDemott (22:59:04): what's Mick's like?
BigBadBillDemott (22:59:09): I want Flair's
BigBadBillDemott (22:59:21): I love that man
TheAsylumite (23:00:06): Mick's books are great. I like the first one better, it has a lot of tales of him coming up in the independants and it had a lot of WCW stories. It was really personal too. His second one had more family stories and stuff he did after his first world title reign and after his first retirement.
BigBadBillDemott (23:00:50): do you like his writing style?
TheAsylumite (23:01:32): Yes.
BigBadBillDemott (23:01:43): FIRST OF ALL WE'LL START THE DAY OFF BY SAYIN' IT'S ROLEX TIME TULLY BLANCHARD, SO DON'T BE BRINGIN' OUT ONE OF THEM MICKEY MOUSE WATCHES TRYIN' TO IMPRESS THE WORLD OKAY.
TheAsylumite (23:02:10): HAHAHA
BigBadBillDemott (23:02:21): that rules.
BigBadBillDemott (23:02:26): that is so Flair
TheAsylumite (23:02:53): GIVE ME MORE FLAIR
BigBadBillDemott (23:04:51): what
TheAsylumite (23:05:06): WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE CHINK

TheAsylumite (23:05:08): I WANT MORE FLAIR
TheAsylumite (23:05:11): TELL ME
TheAsylumite (23:05:14): GIVE ME TEH BUZINESS
BigBadBillDemott (23:07:03): maybe when i buy some drugs
TheAsylumite (23:07:13): YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MINE IF YOU GIVE ME SOME FLAIR
BigBadBillDemott (23:09:19): lol
BigBadBillDemott (23:09:32): do you think Cena was better as a heel?
TheAsylumite (23:13:32): I think Cena is better as a heel because he's easy to dislike. Damn wigger piece of nuthonkey. It's a travesty when he's called up from OVW and given a push and Nova is given a gay Richard Simmons gimmick after being in OVW for two or three years.
BigBadBillDemott (23:14:09): Nova is gay
BigBadBillDemott (23:14:18): Corino said
BigBadBillDemott (23:14:23): THE KING OF OLD SCHOOL
TheAsylumite (23:14:33): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (23:14:44): WHAT
BigBadBillDemott (23:15:00): Steve Corino said that Nova is gay, a real homosexual
TheAsylumite (23:15:32): Corino is a damn drunkard and a liar, but a good wrestler.
BigBadBillDemott (23:16:00): he's not a liar
BigBadBillDemott (23:16:16): he and Nova are friends
TheAsylumite (23:16:18): But you're not arguing the fact that he's a drunkard?
BigBadBillDemott (23:16:30): I have no idea if he is a drunkard or not
TheAsylumite (23:16:44): I drank with him many times. He even tossed my salad once.
BigBadBillDemott (23:16:58): did he really?
TheAsylumite (23:17:04): Yes.
BigBadBillDemott (23:17:08): just once?
TheAsylumite (23:17:52): One time I had a big bottle of water, and I told him it was vodka, and he was like okay, and he drank it and acted all drunk, and he was like "WHy can't I taste it?" and I said "Probably because you're a damn drunkard and a liar and your liver is dead from all the booze and lies you feed it" and he was like "Oh yeah, KING OF OLD SCHOOL NIGGER" and then he tossed me salad.
BigBadBillDemott (23:18:39): you bad mouthed him and all he done was toss your salad?
BigBadBillDemott (23:18:42): you're a lucky man
TheAsylumite (23:19:42): He knows how old school I am.
BigBadBillDemott (23:19:58): how old school are you?
TheAsylumite (23:20:44): I'm so damn old school I don't have an alarm clock, I pay six chinese hookers to sing NWA lyrics to me in the morning.
BigBadBillDemott (23:21:01): A 100 MILES AND RUNNING
BigBadBillDemott (23:21:27): how do the chinese hookers sing that gangster rap?
TheAsylumite (23:22:45): With no teeth, that's how. Because I busted them out with a brick so I could get gumjobs.
BigBadBillDemott (23:23:53): you ruthless bastard
TheAsylumite (23:25:12): I may be ruthless but I know how I like my gumjobs. With no teeth, that's how.
BigBadBillDemott (23:25:45): I can respect that
TheAsylumite (09:05:03): CHINK
TheAsylumite (09:05:04): GOOK
TheAsylumite (09:05:04): SPIC
TheAsylumite (09:05:09): GOOK
TheAsylumite (09:05:10): CHINK CHINK
TheAsylumite (09:05:13): CHINK CHINK CHINK
TheAsylumite (09:05:20): CHINKY CHINKY WALLY WALLY GOOK SPIC
TheAsylumite (09:05:28): STAB A GOOK CHOKE A CHINK
TheAsylumite (09:05:31): WALLY WALLY GOOK CHINK
TheAsylumite (09:05:41): CHINK CHINK GOOK GOOK SPICATHON 5000
TheAsylumite (09:05:51): PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, HUGH MORRIS

We are out of time so any other shit will have to wait, fuckface. Oh yeah, post you fat fucks.

I love oatmeal cookies.
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